Hey, MC here, now you're probably wondering why you're even reading this.
And I could say the same thing to you. But I prefer to just get it over with and tell you my backstory. I'll make it short and sweet:
So, My name is Adam- er- was actually. I was walking home from school, after finishing class, talking with my group of dumbass friends.
Me, Adam with my weird ass fixation with JJK, Mark with him doing mathematics with minecraft farms when he should be using that for school, Jace who's into theoriesand analog horror and my childhood best friend, and Dum, his real name is Dumetrius, but we shortened it, why? Who knows (it was to piss him off) P.S he liked to workout.
Messing around with 0 thoughts about what the future held us. We we're talking about who would win, Chuck Norris or Segata Sanshiro.
If you're gonna ask, No I didn't watch the video, hell it was practically the last thing I heard my friend told me before I got hit by-
"OH SHI-" A truck.
...
Yeah
Apparently I think- and this might sound crazy, but I think. Some random guy in the corner of my vision crossed without looking, and the driver tried to swerve, hitting me instead.
I don't even know how the FUCK I got hit, but I'm kinda glad they didn't get hurt. So yeah, beaides that, I was in between the wall and the truck, basically like those Hydraulic press videos. Except it was me that got half-crushed.
So there I was bleeding out and holy fuck did it hurt. Slowly losing consciousness as my friends tried frantically to call for help, or to try and get me out. I knew I wouldn't make it. And I know at least one of them knew it, but as I tried and looked at my friend Jace yelling at me.
"FUCK- FUC- PLEASE! Adam Don't- Don't sleep! PLEASE-! W-we hadn't watched that death battle yet! Pleas-!" Hearing that, I, in my state, about to die.
I raised my arm and I lightly brought my hand to his shoulder and told him.
"Ta..ke...care...." As my vision slowly fades to black.
...
Thinking about it now, that was cringe as fuck.
Still it isn't all that bad after I died, in that void of absolute nothing where all I saw was darkness.
No, I can't even consider there being darkness if nothing existed. If there was darkness there would've been light no?
Any thoughts aside, it felt like I was swimming in heavy water, like imagine trying to swim in the viscosity of Honey, but like not. That's weird to explain, hmm...
So Viscous like honey and yet it feels cold like water, man what the hell am I talki- er- thinking about?
So, there I was drifting along the void, when suddenly a flash of bright light hits me. It felt like looking into the sun, well technically it was. My eyes for some reason hurt just thinking about it.
I blinked once, trying to make it out.
I blinked twice, and I felt my eyes burn.
I blinked thrice, and I felt something enter my mind.
I blinked once more and...I'm exiting...something?
I felt exhausted, I didn't know why, as I felt something cradling me. And then after that it was a minute of silence, before opening ym eyes again and...
'...what' I looked at my tiny hands, looking around me, a hallway? I looked around, before some...lady I think it was a nun? Telling me to return to the Dining room.
And that was how I found out I was in an orphanage, and years pass bla bla bla.
And during my loitering in the Orphanage's garden, I also found out about something. I got this system, and when I first found out I calmly and logically processed it.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!?" Yeah. Calmly.
So there I was happy at having this System, just like those Isekai, Transmigration, Reincarnation whatever.
But when I looked at it, before getting silent, turning around, look, rub my eyes. And see...
Modules:
Cheatutils
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Okay, so from my eyes, Cheatutils? Yeah I think it's some kind of Cheat utility I guess? I have 0 idea what the hell the second one is though.
As I open Cheatutils, all that came out we're...
[CheatUtils]
>[Auto Critical=OFF]<
[Speed=1.0]
SAVE
... that's it? I swipe down, close and open the CheatUtils panel by pressing it, but... That's it?
So... I went and thought 'Eh, fuck it. Better not go overboard for now.' And so, I got to work.
[CheatUtils]
[AUTO CRITICAL=ON]
[SPEED=3.0]
>SAVE<
...That's pretty much it, it took like 10 Seconds. And as I saved, I felt...like everything was a bit slower than before, not by much but, it felt like it?
And then I wondered, I grabbed a stone nearby, what if...
[SPEED=1000.0]
And everything was silent, then I threw the stone up lightly for ky experiment. And woah, it was so slow. When I tried to move just a few meters, to catch it. I could see white streaks forming around my body. But when I set my speed to like 3, a BOOM was heard behind me.
Throwing me far away, "AH- #@$^-!?" The Nuns came outside, confused as plants and other shrubs were destroyed or thrown around, And me with currently a scraped knee.
After being reprimanded and cared for with the injury I got. I was then asked, if I saw amything that caused that boom.
Thankful that I was safe and when they waited for my response, I told them I saw something speeding by, but it was too fast for me to see what it was, and that lie worked! ...I think?
So lesson learned, don't fuck around with Speed, cause I just made a sonic boom, thankfully I was far enough away.
Well, the windows are a different story. But enough of that.
So years pass by and now, I'm just a mercenary in this weird ass world. Dragons, magic, elves, beastman, whatever.
And that other Module or whatever? I still couldn't understand what it was, even after 17 years of living here in this world.
But I felt like I had energy? In my body. I just didn't know how, but I could at least use it for reinforcement on my body.
But hey, that's something-
"Mikhail! For a B Rank Merc you sure are lazy!" Ah fuck, I forgot I had a favor to do.
"Yeah yeah, so what is it?" I asked, yawning.
"There's a job for ya." Sky went up and placed the Letter in front of me.
"Hm? From who?" I asked, stretching my arms. Before grabbing it to read it and-
"So Extermination of Beasts up north of the Kingdom of Elroy." I then looked at the Person who requested it aaand...
"..."
"What?" Sky asked, confused. Noticing my face slowly turning into a frown.
"Can I not- like, decline this?"
"You owe me this favour."
"...Can I clean the dishes instead?"
"I'm NOT falling for that again."
"Fuck." And welp, guess I'm going.