Well this sucks, just walking home and got ran over by a truck. Don't really care no family, friends just my dog scrubby, who's going to feed him now.
"Don't worry he'll be fine like all dogs they go to heaven"
"Hmmm so what next?"
"Reincarnation or transmigration you choose"
"Well depends what universe am I going to."
"Well that's simple we're doing gotcha like every other deity I know."
"Like all that fanfiction is out there now a days?"
"Yep!"
"Before that happens are you a God or a Rob I know the same thing but still different?"
"Depends on your definition but I can read your mind so technically a Rob up to you consideration I don't really care, now on to the gotcha."
A giant wheel with as many worlds possible on it, that I cannot see it's been about a couple minutes by my estimate that I can't really keep count of, but who cares keeps going and keeps going hey look marvel, please no that's a good world but I don't want to fight every other day if I have to.
"Well good news nothing too dangerous just Stargate, good universe you three wishes and a character customization if you want to."
"Do I choosing time and place or is that random?"
"Time yes place no"
"10 years before Earth starts using the Stargate"
"Okay"
"What is my limitations on Powers cuz with Stargate have too much is not fun too little you just another person?"
"Well with the ascended they are technically Gods so they're that so nothing above universal"
"Cuz with anything above universal they might mess with you and I don't think you want that"
"No not really"
What should my first wish be the utilitarian one maybe nanites simple things easy program NOT.
"For my first wish let's go with nanites that are completely bound to me no one can hack them use them against me and mind control me with them"
"Good pic, but they only have the knowledge that you have, until you get more like say a goa'uld ship you can't have that knowledge because you don't have that knowledge until you get on a goa'uld ship and can scan it with the nanites."
"Understand"
"So question would race change be under the character customization or wish?"
" Hmmm let's go character customization because it's a race"
"Next question in the Harry Potter fanfictions of is the zero point energy magic?"
"Well yes and no depends on the alternate universe of it so it's like the original it could be and in the one where apophis destroys the Earth it could not be it depends on the universe and where you're going yes"
"Sweet okay so for my second wish full control over my magic to the monocular level like gojo Satori with the six eyes"
"Ok but no infinite ZPE modules"
"Understandable don't want to wreck the economy right 😂"
"🤣"
"Also can you like change it a little bit to where I am part of the lore in the universe so like how the furlings are there but none of us know who they are."
"Yeah I was going to do that anyways you will understand when you get there it'll be in your mind of your race whichever you choose that I already know"
"For my third wish can I have photographic memory and infinite storage of memory so like a book in my mind that I could just read at any time without like the backlash of it"
"Yes but you'll still have the emotional connections to it like any other mortal"
"Cool"
"That's all for me have fun with your character creation"
A flash of white light there I am a room with a tablet, looking at the tablet it can change everything, race, age and gender anything I can think of I can do it here but I already know what I want nothing too complicated."
Now age about 25 is good name a new name for a new life so sitael.
No I am not a church going man but the name is good I like it now for my race.
"how many of you guys can guessed what race I'm going to choose, yes I'm breaking the fourth wall, shut up author."
"Don't do it again"