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Moving day arrived with the subtlety of a nuclear explosion.
Rosie stood outside the elevators of Seoul's most exclusive penthouse building, clutching a single suitcase like it might save her from the impending doom of her own life choices. The suitcase contained approximately 30% clothes and 70% snacks, because she was an adult who made responsible decisions.
"You can do this," she muttered to herself. "You've survived worse. You survived that time you accidentally walked into the men's bathroom at the company picnic. You survived Suzy's terrible cooking. You survived three years of accounting meetings. This is fine. Everything is fine."
The elevator doors opened with a soft ding that sounded suspiciously like judgement.
The penthouse hallway was... a lot. Marble floors. Soft lighting. Actual art on the walls that probably cost more than Rosie's entire existence. A door at the end that looked less like an apartment entrance and more like the gateway to another dimension.
Rosie approached it slowly, her sneakers squeaking against the pristine marble.
She raised her hand to knock.
The door swung open before she could make contact.
A woman stood there. Young, pretty, wearing a crisp uniform that screamed "I am professionally helpful." She had a kind face and warm eyes and the sort of welcoming smile that made Rosie's brain immediately short-circuit.
"Hello! You must be Rosie!" The woman bowed slightly. "I'm Hana, the head of household staff. The CEOs asked me to help you get settled. Please, come in!"
Rosie's mouth opened. Her brain, as usual, decided this was the perfect moment to abandon her entirely.
"Your uniform is very crisp," Rosie heard herself say. "Like, really crisp. Professionally crisp. Do you iron it yourself or does someone do it for you? Not that I'm asking for personal services or anything. Unless you offer personal services? Wait, that came out wrong. I meant—"
Hana's smile somehow widened. She looked utterly delighted. "I iron it myself. Every morning. It's very therapeutic."
"I bet it is. Therapeutic ironing. That's a thing. I've heard of it. Never done it myself. I'm more of a 'wear wrinkled clothes and hope no one notices' person." Rosie stepped through the doorway and immediately stopped talking because her brain had short-circuited for an entirely different reason.
The penthouse was RIDICULOUS.
The entrance opened into a living room that could have housed her entire apartment building. Floor-to-ceiling windows showcased a panoramic view of Seoul that made the city look like a glittering toy. The furniture was sleek and modern and probably worth more than Rosie's entire lifetime earnings. There was a fireplace. An actual fireplace. In Seoul. Where it got cold exactly three months a year but who cared because LOOK AT THAT FIREPLACE.
"The view is nice, isn't it?" Hana asked, clearly enjoying Rosie's fish-out-of-water expression.
"Nice? NICE?" Rosie spun in a slow circle, taking it all in. "Hana, this isn't nice. This is 'I've made terrible life choices and now the universe is laughing at me' levels of nice. This is 'I accidentally kissed three CEOs and now I live in a palace' levels of nice. This is—"
She stopped spinning because she'd gotten dizzy and nearly fell into a vase that probably cost more than her education.
"Careful!" Hana caught her arm, steadying her. "That vase is from the Ming dynasty."
"Of course it is." Rosie righted herself carefully. "Does everything here have a dynasty?"
"The couch is from Italy. The rug is from Persia. The paintings are from various dead artists who would be very offended that I can't pronounce their names correctly." Hana's eyes sparkled with mischief. "Would you like the full tour, or would you like to meet the CEOs first?"
"The CEOs," Rosie said immediately. "Might as well get the terrifying part over with."
Hana's expression shifted into something that looked suspiciously like amusement. "They're in the media room. Down the hall, third door on the left. I'll take your suitcase to your room."
"Wait, you're not coming with me?"
"I have a feeling you'll want privacy for this particular meeting." Hana was definitely suppressing a smile now. "Also, they told me to let you find them on your own. Something about 'building character.'"
"Building character," Rosie repeated flatly. "They want to build my character. Through what, emotional trauma?"
Hana just smiled and disappeared down a different hallway, rolling Rosie's snack-filled suitcase behind her.
Rosie took a deep breath. Then another. Then approximately seventeen more, because breathing was important and also she was stalling.
"Okay," she whispered to the Ming vase. "You're a Ming vase. You've survived centuries. You can survive watching me make a fool of myself. Wish me luck."
The vase did not respond, which was probably for the best.
Rosie made her way down the hall, past doors that led to rooms she couldn't imagine. A home gym. A library. A room that seemed to contain nothing but a single piano and approximately one million dollars worth of sound equipment.
Third door on the left.
It was slightly ajar.
Rosie could hear voices inside. Laughter. The sound of a movie playing. Something with explosions.
She pushed the door open.
"Hello? I'm here! Your new—"
The words died in her throat.
Because the scene in front of her was... a lot.
The media room was dark, lit only by the massive screen showing some action movie. The seating was a huge, sectional couch that looked like it could comfortably fit fifteen people.
At the moment, it was fitting three.
Lisa was sprawled across one section, her legs draped over Jennie's lap. Jennie was half-reclining against a mountain of pillows, one hand absently playing with Lisa's hair. And Jisoo was—
Jisoo was in the middle.
Jisoo was also, Rosie's brain registered with mounting horror, wearing what appeared to be a silk robe that had come slightly untied. Very slightly. Just enough to reveal a significant amount of chest. And she was leaning forward, reaching for a bowl of popcorn on the coffee table, which meant—
Rosie's feet, apparently possessed by demons, chose this exact moment to tangle together.
She tripped.
She stumbled forward.
She flailed desperately for something to grab.
There was nothing.
And then, in what felt like slow motion but was probably less than two seconds, Rosie's face made direct, forceful contact with Jisoo's chest.
Specifically, the exposed part of Jisoo's chest. The very soft, very warm, very generous part.
At the same moment, Rosie's hands—still flailing, still searching for purchase—landed on something solid. Something warm. Something that turned out to be Jisoo's thighs.
Because of course they did.
Because the universe hated Rosie.
For one eternal, frozen moment, no one moved.
Rosie's face was buried in Jisoo's boobs. Her hands were on Jisoo's legs. She could feel Jisoo's heartbeat—fast but steady, which was impressive given the circumstances. She could smell Jisoo's perfume—something floral and expensive and now probably embedded in her nostrils forever.
Above her, someone gasped.
Lisa. That was Lisa gasping.
Then Jennie made a sound that might have been a choked laugh.
And Jisoo...
Jisoo just sat there. Completely still. Her hands frozen halfway to the popcorn bowl.
"Rosie," Jisoo said finally, her voice remarkably calm. "Is there a particular reason your face is in my chest?"
Rosie's brain, which had apparently taken an early vacation, offered no useful response.
"If it's a greeting ritual," Jisoo continued, "I have to say, it's very forward. Most people just shake hands."
"I—" Rosie's voice was muffled by boob. "I fell."
"You fell."
"Yes."
"Into my chest."
"Apparently."
"And your hands?"
Rosie became acutely aware that her hands were still very much on Jisoo's thighs. They had not moved. They seemed to have developed a mind of their own and were currently refusing all commands from headquarters.
"My hands," Rosie repeated dumbly. "They're also... there."
"Yes. I noticed." Jisoo's voice held a tremor now. Amusement, maybe. Or possibly the early stages of shock. "Are they going to stay there?"
"I don't know. I've lost all control of my body. It's just... doing things now. Without my permission. I'd apologize but my mouth is also full of your—"
"Okay!" Lisa's voice cut through the moment. "This is either the hottest or the most awkward thing I've ever witnessed, and I need to know which one it is before I decide how to react."
"Can we help her up?" Jennie asked, and Rosie could hear the laughter barely contained in her voice. "Or should we just let this play out naturally?"
"I'm curious how long she'll stay," Jisoo mused. "She seems comfortable."
"I am NOT comfortable!" Rosie finally managed to push herself up, her face approximately seventeen shades of red. "I am the OPPOSITE of comfortable! I am mortified! I am humiliated! I am—"
She scrambled backward, tripped over her own feet again, and landed hard on the floor.
"I'm also on the floor now," she announced to no one. "Just so everyone's aware. Rosie has achieved floor status. New achievement unlocked."
Lisa burst out laughing. Not a polite laugh—a full, body-shaking, tears-in-her-eyes cackle that filled the room. Jennie followed a second later, her cool composure finally cracking into helpless giggles. And Jisoo...
Jisoo was just sitting there, looking down at Rosie with an expression that was half amusement and half something else. Something warmer. Something that made Rosie's stomach flip despite the complete humiliation of the last thirty seconds.
"You have very soft hands," Jisoo said. "I noticed that. During the... incident."
"OH MY GOD." Rosie covered her face with said soft hands. "Please stop talking. Please let me die of embarrassment in peace."
"We can't do that," Jennie said, recovering her composure enough to stand and offer Rosie a hand up. "You're our guest. Guests don't die in the media room on their first day. It's bad for resale value."
Rosie took the hand and let Jennie pull her up. For a moment, they stood close—Jennie's hand warm in hers, their faces inches apart.
Then Rosie's survival instincts kicked in.
"So!" She stepped back, clapping her hands together with fake enthusiasm. "Nice place you've got here! Very spacious! Very... expensive! Love what you've done with the walls! Are those real paintings or prints? They look real. They probably are real. You seem like people who own real paintings. By dead artists. With complicated names."
She was rambling. She knew she was rambling. She couldn't stop rambling.
"Rosie." Lisa's voice cut through the word vomit. "Breathe."
"Can't. Too embarrassed. Used up all my oxygen falling into Jisoo's chest."
"That was quite a fall," Jisoo agreed, finally adjusting her robe to cover... well, everything Rosie had just experienced firsthand. "Very committed. Very athletic. Eight out of ten for execution."
"Only eight?"
"The landing could have been smoother. You kind of flopped at the end."
"I FLOPPED? My face was in your BOOBS. I think that deserves at least a nine."
Jennie raised an eyebrow. "Are you seriously negotiating the score of your accidental face-plant into my wife's chest?"
"I have standards!"
Lisa was still laughing, curled up on the couch with her arms around her stomach. "I can't—I can't believe this is real. This is actually our life now. We have a girl who kisses us at parties and falls into Jisoo's boobs on her first day. This is AMAZING."
"It's something," Jennie agreed dryly. "I'm not sure 'amazing' is the word I'd use, but it's definitely something."
Rosie's brain, still operating on pure adrenaline, decided this was the moment to try a bold strategy.
She straightened her spine, tossed her hair dramatically, and fixed Jisoo with what she hoped was a flirtatious gaze.
"You know," she said, her voice dropping to what she imagined was a sultry tone, "if I'd known that was an option, I would have fallen on purpose."
The room went quiet.
Jisoo's eyebrows shot up.
Lisa stopped laughing.
Jennie's mouth fell open slightly.
Rosie's confidence, which had been held together by spite and desperation, began to crumble.
"I mean—" she started.
"You would have fallen on purpose?" Jisoo repeated slowly. "Into my chest?"
"Into your—well, yes. I mean. It was very... nice. Your chest. It's very... chesty. In a good way. A very good way. A top-tier chest, really. Ten out of ten. Would fall into again."
Lisa made a strangled noise.
"Would fall into again," Jisoo echoed, a slow smile spreading across her face. "That's... very specific praise."
"I'm a specific person."
"You're certainly something." Jisoo stood, moving closer to Rosie with the casual grace of a predator. Up close, she was even more intimidating—tall and elegant and radiating an energy that made Rosie's knees weak. "Tell me, Rosie. What else would you rate ten out of ten?"
Rosie's brain short-circuited completely.
"Your—your eyes," she managed. "They're very... eye-like. In the best way. Beautiful eyes. Very beautiful. The kind of eyes that could start wars. Or end them. Depending on what you're doing with them. Are you starting wars or ending them? With your eyes? Just curious."
Jisoo stepped closer. "I'm not doing anything with my eyes right now except looking at you."
"Oh." Rosie swallowed hard. "That's... that's also a good use of eyes. Top-tier eye usage. Really."
"And my lips?" Jisoo's voice was soft, teasing. "What would you rate those?"
Rosie's gaze dropped to Jisoo's lips. Then snapped back up. Then dropped again. Then back up. She looked like a very confused, very flustered bobblehead.
"Your—your lips. Yes. Those. They're... they're very lip-like. Full. Soft-looking. The kind of lips that—that—"
"That what?"
"That could probably—" Rosie's voice cracked. "That could probably do things. To people. In a good way. Not that I'm thinking about them doing things to me. To anyone. To anyone including me. Which I'm not thinking about. At all. Zero thoughts about your lips and what they could do."
"You're thinking about it now."
"I'm not!"
"You're blushing."
"I'm not blushing, I'm just—I'm warm! From the fall! The fall generated heat! Friction! Boob friction!"
Lisa lost it completely, howling with laughter on the couch. Jennie wasn't far behind, her shoulders shaking with suppressed giggles.
But Jisoo wasn't done.
She leaned in closer, close enough that Rosie could feel her breath on her cheek. "You know what I think, Rosie?"
"W-what?"
"I think you're adorable when you're flustered. I think that bold confidence you were trying for was very cute. And I think..." She paused, letting the moment stretch. "I think I'd like to see more of it. The real you, not the defensive jokes. But for now..."
She pressed a gentle kiss to Rosie's forehead.
"This will do."
Rosie's eyes rolled back in her head.
Her knees buckled.
And for the fourth time in less than a week, Rosie Park fainted dead away.
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She came to on the couch, surrounded by concerned faces and the lingering scent of Jisoo's perfume.
"She's awake," Lisa announced. "The fainting goat has risen."
"I'm not a fainting goat," Rosie mumbled. "I'm a person with a medical condition. Probably. I should see a doctor. About all this fainting."
"We have a doctor on retainer," Jennie offered. "Well, we have several. One of them is Seulgi. She's very nice. Also very nosy about our personal lives, but that's probably because we pay her extremely well."
"Seulgi?" Rosie struggled to sit up. "I know a Seulgi. She's friends with my friend Nayeon. Red hair? Slightly unhinged energy? Married to someone named Irene who's terrifyingly beautiful?"
"That's the one," Jisoo confirmed. "She's going to love you. She's been asking about you since the party."
"The whole world has been asking about me since the party," Rosie groaned. "I can't check social media without seeing my own face attached to headlines like 'Mystery Girl Kisses All Three CEOs' and 'Who Is the Christmas Party Crasher?' and my personal favorite, 'Drunk Employee or Secret Girlfriend?'"
Lisa snickered. "I liked that last one. Very accurate."
"It's not accurate! I wasn't your girlfriend then!"
"And now?"
Rosie opened her mouth to answer, then closed it. Then opened it again.
"I don't know what I am now," she admitted. "Your prisoner? Your experiment? Your very confused new roommate who keeps falling into people's chests?"
"Our guest," Jennie corrected gently. "Our potential. Our maybe-something-more if you'll let it happen."
"That's very poetic. Did you rehearse that?"
"No, but I'm adding it to my list of things to say to you. It's a long list now."
Rosie blinked. "You have a list? Of things to say to me?"
"We all do," Jisoo confirmed. "Mine includes approximately forty-seven questions about your life, your dreams, and your favorite foods. Lisa's is mostly compliments about your appearance and questions about your taste in music. Jennie's is..."
She trailed off, looking at Jennie.
Jennie's cheeks colored slightly. "Mine is private."
"Oh, now I HAVE to know." Rosie leaned forward, momentarily forgetting her embarrassment. "What's on the private list? Is it romantic? Dirty? A mix of both?"
"You'll find out eventually." Jennie's smile was mysterious. "If you stick around."
Rosie considered this. She considered the three women around her—Lisa with her bright, playful energy; Jennie with her cool, intriguing depth; Jisoo with her warm, teasing confidence. She considered the penthouse, the view, the fact that she'd never have to worry about money again.
She considered the way her heart raced when any of them looked at her.
"You know what?" she said slowly. "I think I might stick around. At least for a while. At least until I stop fainting every five minutes."
"That could be a while," Lisa pointed out. "You faint a lot."
"I'm aware. It's a problem. I'm working on it."
"We could help with that," Jisoo offered. "Desensitization therapy. We could expose you to increasingly flustering situations until you build up a tolerance."
"That sounds like torture."
"It sounds like fun," Lisa countered. "Imagine all the ways we could fluster you. All the situations we could create. All the—"
"Okay, okay, I get it." Rosie held up her hands. "You three are going to be the death of me. Literally. I'm going to faint so hard one day that I just don't wake up."
"We'd keep you alive," Jennie assured her. "CPR training is mandatory for all our staff."
"Great. Fantastic. I feel so much better knowing that if I die of embarrassment, I'll be resuscitated just in time to be embarrassed again."
"That's the spirit!" Lisa clapped her hands together. "Now, who wants the full tour? There's a pool on the roof. And a sauna. And a room that's just for watching sunsets."
"A room just for sunsets?" Rosie's eyebrows shot up. "That's the most extra thing I've ever heard."
"You haven't seen the walk-in closet yet," Jisoo said dryly. "It has its own zip code."
Rosie stood, testing her legs. They held. Good. "Okay. Give me the tour. But I'm warning you—if I see anything even mildly flustering, I'm sitting down immediately. No more fainting. I'm on a fainting strike."
"We'll hold you to that," Jennie murmured, and something in her tone made Rosie's knees threaten to buckle again.
She caught herself on the couch arm. "Nope. Not today, knees. We're staying upright."
The three CEOs exchanged looks—that silent communication thing again—and then Jisoo held out her hand.
"Shall we?"
Rosie looked at the hand. Then at Jisoo's face. Then back at the hand.
"If I take this, am I going to end up in another embarrassing situation?"
"Probably," Jisoo admitted. "But that's part of the fun."
Rosie thought about it for approximately half a second.
Then she took the hand.
And when Jisoo's fingers closed around hers, warm and strong and sure, she didn't faint.
Progress.
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The tour took approximately two hours and revealed approximately one million reasons why Rosie's entire existence up to this point had been objectively impoverished.
There was the kitchen, which was larger than her apartment and staffed by an actual chef who asked about her dietary restrictions like she was a visiting dignitary instead of a chaos gremlin who'd accidentally kissed her way into the building.
"I like all food," Rosie told him earnestly. "Food is my friend. We have a beautiful relationship based on mutual respect and frequent consumption."
The chef looked at the CEOs. The CEOs shrugged. The chef smiled and said he'd prepare something "special."
There was the gym, which had equipment Rosie couldn't name and a personal trainer who looked at her like she was a fascinating new project.
"You work out?" the trainer asked.
"I walk places," Rosie offered. "Sometimes quickly if I'm late. Which is often."
The trainer's expression didn't change. "We'll start with the basics."
There was the library, which had actual books and a rolling ladder and a fireplace and everything Rosie had ever dreamed of in a room.
"I'm moving in here," she announced. "This is my room now. Tell my stuff in the other room that I've found true love and won't be coming back."
"You can't live in the library," Jennie said.
"Watch me."
"There's no bed."
"I'll sleep on the ladder. It's fine. I'm flexible."
"You're really not," Lisa said. "I saw you try to touch your toes during the tour. You made it to your knees."
"My knees are part of my toes. In spirit."
Jisoo laughed—that warm, genuine sound that made Rosie's heart do flips. "We'll get you a reading nook in here. With a chaise lounge. How does that sound?"
Rosie considered. "Acceptable. But I want final approval on the chaise. It has to be chaise-y enough."
"Chaise-y enough," Jisoo repeated solemnly. "Noted."
There was the rooftop, which had the promised pool and the sunset room and a view that made Rosie's chest tight with something she couldn't name.
"It's beautiful," she whispered, staring out at the city spread below them like a carpet of lights.
"You're beautiful," Lisa said, and when Rosie turned to look at her, she was staring at Rosie instead of the view.
Rosie's heart stuttered. "That's—that's very smooth. Did you practice that?"
"I don't need to practice being honest."
"Oh." Rosie looked away, suddenly overwhelmed. "Okay. That's... okay."
Jennie's hand found hers, squeezing gently. Jisoo's arm slipped around her waist. Lisa moved closer, her shoulder pressing against Rosie's other side.
They stood like that for a long moment, four women on a rooftop, watching the city lights and breathing the same air.
Then Rosie's stomach growled loudly enough to echo off the nearby buildings.
"Okay," she announced, pulling away. "That's my cue. I need food before I faint again. And this time it'll be hunger fainting, which is even more embarrassing than fluster fainting."
"Hunger fainting is a thing?" Lisa asked.
"For me it is. I'm delicate. I need sustenance."
"You're the least delicate person I've ever met," Jennie said dryly. "You fell into my wife's chest and then tried to flirt your way out of it."
"And I'd do it again." Rosie lifted her chin defiantly. "That chest deserves recognition."
Jisoo burst out laughing. "I'm never going to let you forget this, you know. For the rest of our lives, I'm going to bring up the time you rated my chest on your first day."
"Please do," Rosie said. "It'll be a great story at parties. 'Remember when I fell into my wife's boobs and then fainted when she flirted back?' Very romantic. Very meet-cute."
"Our entire relationship has been a meet-cute," Lisa pointed out. "You literally met me by kissing me."
"Accidentally!"
"Still counts."
They descended from the rooftop, still bickering playfully, and made their way back to the main living area where Hana had apparently set out an entire meal on the coffee table.
"I didn't know what you'd like," Hana explained, "so I asked the chef to make a little bit of everything."
A little bit of everything turned out to be approximately forty-seven different dishes, ranging from Korean classics to Italian pastas to things Rosie couldn't identify but was very excited to try.
"You're going to make me so spoiled," Rosie said, dropping onto the couch and immediately reaching for something that looked like dumplings. "I'm never going to be able to go back to normal life after this."
"Maybe you won't have to," Jennie said quietly.
Rosie paused, a dumpling halfway to her mouth. "What does that mean?"
"It means we like having you here." Lisa settled beside her, reaching for her own plate. "It means we're already thinking about ways to make you stay beyond the year."
"It means," Jisoo added, sitting on Rosie's other side, "that you should probably prepare yourself for the possibility that this becomes permanent."
Rosie looked at them. Three women. Three sets of eyes watching her with hope and warmth and something deeper that she was almost afraid to name.
She ate her dumpling.
Then she ate another one.
Then she said, very quietly, "I think I could get used to this. The food. The view. The... you."
"The boobs?" Jisoo asked innocently.
Rosie choked on her third dumpling.
And the CEOs laughed, bright and warm, filling the penthouse with a sound that felt like home.
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END OF CHAPTER 4
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To be continued.