In the core area of the God Realm, inside a magnificent palace,
the zu zong sat on his throne in the center of the hall. Surrounding him were his many wives.
Second wife Qian Renxue: "Little brother, I just peeled a grape for you, ah!"
Zuzong: "No, I want you to feed me with your mouth!"
Qian Renxue: "You're so annoying!"
—The two kissed!
Third wife Hu Liena: "Husband, I want one too!"
Fourth wife Zhu Zhuqing: "I want one too!"
First wife Bibi Dong sat to the side, holding her newborn child, unmoved. She turned and went back to her room to breastfeed, leaving behind only a domineering statement: "Tonight, Xue'er will help me take care of the child. Come find me! Don't-be-late." The last four words were enunciated heavily! The Zu Zong and the women trembled in fear.
That evening, Zu Zong arrived at Bibi Dong's palace as scheduled. Pushing open the door, he found the room filled with the smell of rabbits. While not unpleasant, and even slightly milky, Zu Zong still felt uncomfortable.
Looking around, he realized Bibi Dong wasn't in the palace at all.
Zu Zong pulled back the inner curtain, revealing a sexy young woman, her beauty no less than Bibi Dong's, lying on a soft couch. The alluring scenery of her breasts captivated Zu Zong's gaze. Her long black hair was styled into a scorpion braid that cascaded down her hips. Her large, watery eyes were filled with lust.
Seeing this, Zu Zong felt his blood surge, a burning heat coursing through him, and he unconsciously licked his dry lips. But as the Lord of the God Realm, he was not so easily swayed, and quickly suppressed the heat within him.
The girl wasn't flustered when she saw the clan leader enter; her face beamed with a smile. "Master, Sister Bibi Dong has gone to prepare a midnight snack for you. She'll be there soon. There's also some fresh fruit I prepared for you on the table
. Would you like to eat the fruit first, or the midnight snack, or—eat—me first?" The girl's words completely shattered the last shred of rationality in the zu zong's heart. Without any hesitation, he pounced on her. *cough cough* If I continue writing, I'll crash.
After a passionate encounter, the girl lay in the zu zong's arms, pouting, "Master, from today onwards, can Xiao Wu become your real Xiao Wu?"
The Zu Zong said, "Wait a little longer!"
Hearing that the zu zong wouldn't agree, Xiao Wu angrily ran out.
The next morning, seven or eight rabbits were jumping around on the zuzong, calling out "Daddy!"
The Zu Zong woke up with a start, "Who can tell me where these rabbits came from! Xue'er, Nana, Zhu Qing, Dong'er."
Just then, Xiao Wu walked in with a smile and said, "Husband, don't shout anymore. Even if you shout your lungs out today, no one will come to save you. My sisters and I went shopping on Blue Star. A day in heaven is a year on earth. I specially chose this day to dedicate myself to you. After I left last night, I went to the mortal realm for three months (rabbits are born in March, really?). I just came back."
"Here, these are all your children!"
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"Ah! I hate rabbits."
Opening his eyes, Zu Zong got up and looked around. He found that it was pitch black all around him. He was still in the Seventh Dormitory. He hadn't become the Lord of the God Realm, and he hadn't married that many wives.
Everyone else was already asleep.
Zu Zong wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. "Whoosh! That scared me to death. It was just a dream."
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"Little Zong, oh no! Master, give me another piece of your tender grass!" Zu Zong looked down and saw Xiao Wu sleeping beside him, drooling and talking in her sleep, "Carrots! Tender grass! Delicious!"
Hearing this, Zu Zong's lips twitched and he said, "She really is a glutton, even in her dreams she doesn't forget to eat."
Time goes back to daytime.
Xiao Wu lay shamelessly on Zu Zong's bed, making a bold statement: she would give up her virginity to protect her uniquely "fragrant" quilt.
Even when Zu Zong promised to buy her a new quilt, she refused. Helpless, Zu Zong proposed a duel between the two, the winner of which would own the quilt and the title of the Seventh Dormitory Leader. Unsurprisingly, Xiao Wu was instantly defeated. Her jutsu was full of flaws in front of Zu Zong, who possessed Itachi's taijutsu and Sharingan. Zu Zong used a "Uchiha" grappling hook to lock her joints and pin her to the ground.
After losing, Xiao Wu became even more attached to Zu Zong, following him around all afternoon and telling everyone that he had bullied her. This caused the girls who had initially been attracted to Zu Zong because of his "good looks" to look down on him, spreading rumors that he was a scumbag who toyed with girls' feelings.
Although Zu Zong didn't care what others thought of him, even the headmaster, Blakelin, came over to reprimand him, saying in a wise tone, "Xiao Zong! Being popular with girls is a good thing, but you can't just play with their feelings like that!" Zu Zong still had to give the headmaster face, after all, he had genuinely cared for him. Finally, with Zu Zong's compromise
, he bought Xiao Wu a new quilt and promised to provide her with three tender shoots of Blue Silver Emperor every day, and the matter was resolved. But Zu Zong wasn't one to take a loss lying down; if Xiao Wu wanted to eat Blue Silver Emperor's tender shoots, she had to call him master.
From then on, their "master-servant" relationship was established!
That night, the fatigue accumulated over the past few days made Zu Zong drowsy. Unexpectedly, as soon as he lay down, Xiao Wu asked Wang Sheng and the others to move her bed over. She placed it next to Zu Zong's bed, saying that the scent of Zu Zong's blanket (and his body) made her feel safe.
"Sigh, what a tragedy!" Zu Zong sighed.
Now that he was awake, Zu Zong had no intention of going back to sleep.
He still had 14 stealing opportunities left!
Just as Zu Zong got out of bed to go outside and steal some more, he heard Xiao Wu's voice again. Her voice was very sorrowful, with a few sobs, "Mommy, Xiao Wu misses you!" Zu
Zong's steps faltered, and he felt a sudden wave of sadness. Although he had forgotten what his parents looked like in this life—he had only seen them once as an infant before falling asleep—he deeply understood the feeling of losing a loved one. At least his parents in this life had died protecting him.
He turned around, covered Xiao Wu with the blanket, and placed his own blanket beside her pillow before leaving.
Gently stepping out of the Seventh Dormitory gate, I gazed up at the starry sky. The moonlight was like a ribbon, its radiance like a shimmering brilliance. The soft moonlight spilled down, appearing and disappearing, hazy and indistinct, like a thin layer of sand, making it difficult to see clearly.
A shooting star streaked across the sky. The zu zong sighed, "This soul ring is better off gone!"
"System, begin stealing!"
[Ding, congratulations to the host for stealing a seventh-grade transformation pill from Gu He, a sixth-grade alchemist in *Battle Through the Heavens*. Having snatched food from a tiger's mouth, Gu He is now determined to kill the host. Hatred value increased to 200%, hatred points increased by 20,000. Please prepare yourself. In ten seconds, the protagonist will be randomly teleported to a location within one kilometer of Gu He, for one hour. 10, 9, 8]
"Oh no, I've crashed! Help!"
[3, 2, 1, teleportation begins.]
"Ah!"
[Ding, teleportation successful.]