Chapter 228 Dong'er, no! Let's consummate our marriage right now!
It's normal for women to have a little bit of mood swings.
After all, he was her ideal man; he should apologize.
Try to coax him.
With a flick of her little hand,
They still obediently threw themselves into his arms, didn't they?
"I have always loved you! Heaven and earth bear witness, if I, Yu Xiaogang, utter a single falsehood, may I be torn to pieces!"
"Heh, with heaven and earth as witnesses? To be torn to pieces?"
Bibi Dong laughed mockingly.
A sharp boning knife appeared out of thin air in her hand, and the tip of the knife lightly grazed Yu Xiaogang's face, the icy touch sending a shiver down his spine.
But at this point...
He had no choice but to grit his teeth and persevere.
He couldn't believe that this woman who longed for him day and night could really be so heartless as to harm him.
"Dong'er, everything I said is true, there is absolutely no falsehood!"
"Yu Xiaogang, do you think I'm still the same person I used to be? That I'd be fooled by your little tricks?"
Bibi Dong sneered:
"Don't forget, in the underworld, the judgment before Yama, the King of Hell, was witnessed not only by me, but by everyone on the entire continent. It seems you need me to help you recall it?"
Before she finished speaking, the boning knife in her hand twirled—
Whoosh!
With one slash, blood splattered!
"ah--!"
Yu Xiaogang screamed in agony; the excruciating pain on his face nearly made him faint.
The knife scar ran diagonally from the eyebrow to the jawline, the flesh torn and twisted, a horrifying sight.
"No! Dong'er, let me explain! That's all made up by the little devils and King Yama of the Underworld! My feelings for you are absolutely genuine!"
Yu Xiaogang panicked completely. Only then did he remember the matter of the underworld trial, and he hurriedly tried to make excuses.
But Bibi Dong didn't believe it at all, and continued to slash with her boning knife.
Bang--!
The shapeshifting spell on Yu Xiaogang suddenly failed, and his "handsome" face turned back into a pig's head.
"Really? Then you must be deeply in love."
Bibi Dong's voice sounded like it was poisoned:
"I worry about your reincarnation every day, and I'm willing to turn against Ghost Douluo."
But you, on the other hand, have a harem of three thousand beauties, living a carefree and happy life.
I said, "Why don't you even spare the reincarnated incense sticks? Is this what you call 'thinking about it day and night'?"
"Fragrance of Heaven? How is that possible?!"
Yu Xiaogang, enduring excruciating pain, continued to argue:
"Dong'er, I lost my memories of reincarnation back then! And no matter how absurd it was, I could never bring myself to eat Chaotianxiang! You're slandering me! I'm innocent!"
Despite his cries of innocence, he was secretly fretting over the words "Chaotianxiang".
He had a deep impression of that old face, full of wrinkles, with gloomy eyes that could trap flies—how could he be so indiscriminate in his hunger?
His harem consisted of three thousand beauties, each one a stunningly beautiful young woman!
"Hehe, I forgot, you're in the primordial wilderness, you can't see the sky."
Bibi Dong laughed mockingly:
"You don't know yet, do you? The Xiangxiang you've been longing to marry is actually the reincarnation of Chaotianxiang."
"What?!"
Yu Xiaogang's pupils contracted sharply, and he forgot all the pain on his face:
"Xiangxiang is the reincarnation of the Heavenly Incense? Impossible! Impossible! Xiangxiang is so cute, how could she be that old woman?!"
His ideal love!
In those dark and hopeless days
He could only fall asleep every night by thinking about that pure and lovely face.
But now, that face has suddenly changed to the Snake Woman's wrinkled face, a face so deep it could trap a fly—
nausea!
His stomach churned, and he almost vomited.
Looking at Yu Xiaogang's incredulous, desperate, and disgusted expression, Bibi Dong felt a strange sense of pleasure welling up inside her.
She would never forgive the man who had deceived her her whole life and ruined her life.
She wanted to make him suffer unbearable pain, to make him wish he were dead.
She raised her hand and waved.
A rustling sound came from the dark part of the cave, and a large group of fist-sized spiders crawled out of the darkness.
They climbed up the stone pillar onto Yu Xiaogang's body, piercing his skin with their sharp pincers.
He laid spider eggs into his flesh.
"Dong'er! Stop! Let me explain!"
A series of sharp pains came from all parts of his body. Yu Xiaogang felt that the spider eggs were absorbing his magic power and wriggling under his skin.
The sensation of thousands of insects churning inside his body nearly drove him to the brink of collapse.
"Dong'er! I love you! My love for you is as clear as day and night!"
If you don't believe me, we'll do it that night—
No, now! Immediately! Right now!
Then we can get married! We can go to the bridal chamber!
He could only compromise and hope that Tang San and the others would come to rescue him as soon as possible.
"Hehehehehe—!"
Bibi Dong laughed wildly, her laughter so intense that tears streamed down her face.
"Yu Xiaogang, who do you think you are?"
She strolled to the jade throne in the cave and sat down, resting her chin on her hand.
His expression was frenzied, his eyes filled with anticipation as he looked at Yu Xiaogang:
"Right now, I just want you to experience this feeling of being worse than dead."
Then, in a state worse than death, they slowly die.
"Bibi Dong! You madwoman! You shameless woman! You'll die a horrible death!"
Yu Xiaogang has completely lost his mind.
The tiny spider eggs inside his body were frantically absorbing his blood and magical power, and he could feel his body rapidly weakening.
Even more terrifying is that
Some of the hatched spiderlings were crawling out of his nostrils and ear canals, darting in and out—
"I'm telling you! Don't think I don't know!"
Yu Xiaogang, as if grasping at the last straw, roared venomously:
"Your beastly teacher, he only had his eye on you back then! What do you mean I'm a piece of trash?"
He clearly sees you as his own possession!
And don't think I don't know—that bastard Qian Renxue, she's your son with him, isn't she?"
"You still keep saying you like me and love me? You're a fucking piece of trash! You slut! Go ahead and kill me if you dare!"
These words were like a knife, piercing Bibi Dong's heart.
She jumped to her feet!
A terrifying aura instantly filled the entire cave; she was like a monstrous beast ready to devour its prey.
His eyes were wide and bloodshot as he stared intently at Yu Xiaogang.
His fingers dug into his palm, and fresh blood dripped from between his fingers, drip, drip.
"Haha! I told you so, didn't I?"
Seeing her like this, Yu Xiaogang became even more smug and resentful:
"You two are such a disgusting couple, saying such disgusting things? It's clearly you who's involved with Qian Xunji, yet you're using the excuse of still being hung up on me?"
"Disgusting! Disgusting!"
He became more and more agitated as he spoke, as if he were standing on the moral high ground, crushing Bibi Dong with the brilliance of his personality.
As for what he did before?
He had long since forgotten about it.
"Hahahaha! You two are a pair of scoundrels ... Yes, you two are a pair of scoundrels! Well said!"
Bibi Dong suddenly burst into maniacal laughter.
He laughed so hard he was bent over backwards.
He laughed until tears of blood streamed down his face, dripping onto the cold stone slab.
Eerie laughter echoed through the cave, one sound after another, like the hooting of an owl or the howling of ghosts and wolves.
Yu Xiaogang was able to laugh along at first, but as he looked at Bibi Dong's manic appearance, he could no longer laugh.