"When she walked out... the door was empty."
"I scanned everywhere. There was no shadow. No hiding spot."
"How did you just... appear?"
Chen Shi blinked.
His mind drifted back to five minutes ago.
[Flashback]
The hallway was dark.
Chen Shi was walking behind Lady Cecilia.
He was clutching the massive 2-liter baby bottle with both hands,
trying to chug the Spirit Milk to restore his stamina bar.
Glug. Glug.
The bottle was huge. It blocked his entire field of vision.
BUMP.
He walked straight into something soft.
Massive.
Elastic.
BOING.
Lady Cecilia's giant buttocks rippled under her white dress.
"Watch where you are going, livestock."
She giggled.
BUMP.
He did it again.
"Oops. Sorry. Can't see."
Chen Shi smirked around the nipple.
Cecilia stopped.
She turned around. Her eyes glowing.
"You are doing that on purpose."
"You like hitting it?"
She grabbed the heavy glass bottle from his hands.
"Open."
She shoved the giant rubber nipple into his mouth.
Then she squeezed.
CRUNCH.
She crushed the bottom of the bottle with her bare hand.
The milk shot out like a high-pressure fire hose.
GULP. GULP. GULP.
Chen Shi's eyes bulged. He was forced to swallow liters of liquid in seconds.
His stomach distended slightly. His energy bar filled to the max instantly.
CLANG.
She tossed the empty bottle into the shadows. It shattered.
"Now that you are fed..."
"You have energy to work."
She lifted the hem of her massive, multi-layered white dress.
It was like a curtain opening to a private, dark stage.
"Get in."
She didn't wait.
She grabbed his head.
And shoved him underneath the layers of white silk and lace.
Inside, it was a different world.
Dark. Warm. smells amazing.
Her massive thighs stood like marble pillars on either side of him.
"My hands need to be free to open the doors," she said from above.
"So you will have to hold on... with your mouth."
"Latch on."
She pressed his face directly against her crotch.
Against the wet, swollen entrance that was still leaking from their earlier session.
"Use your tongue. Create a seal."
"If you fall out before we reach the gym... I will punish you~"
Chen Shi didn't hesitate.
He opened his mouth.
SCHLUPP.
He suctioned onto her vulva like a vacuum cleaner.
His tongue drilling inside to anchor himself.
"Mmm..."
Above him, Cecilia shuddered.
"Good boy."
"Now, hold tight."
She began to walk.
Step. Step. Step.
So he traveled the entire way...
Hanging off her body all the time.
Hidden completely under the swaying tent of her dress.
His tongue working furiously to maintain the suction.
Licking. Sucking. Drinking every drop that leaked out as she walked.
[End Flashback]
[End Flashback]
Chen Shi coughed.
"I was... undercover."
"Literally."
Elena stared at him.
"Undercover?"
"You mean..."
She looked at Lady Cecilia's skirt. Then back at him.
"You were... under there?"
"Attached." Chen Shi nodded solemnly. "It was the only way to travel."
Elena's face turned scarlet.
"That... what kind of play is that?!"
Then she noticed it.
The white, pearlescent fluid drying at the corner of his mouth.
It was too thick. Too shimmering.
She reached out, her finger hovering over his cheek.
"This..."
"Chen... is this milk?"
Chen Shi wiped it with his thumb.
He looked at the substance.
"Ah."
"No."
He looked Elena dead in the eye.
"That's Her."
"She got... excited."
"Right before she threw me out."
Elena froze.
Her brain short-circuited.
"She..."
"Excited..."
"S+ Rank Ghost..."
"Squirted on your face?"
Chen Shi shrugged.
"High pressure. Couldn't dodge."
[Dragon Country Live Stream Chat]
The chat room froze for a full three seconds.
The text input box was empty.
Millions of viewers were processing the physics of what they just heard.
Attached?
Suction?
Under the skirt?
Then.
The Nuclear Explosion.
[WTF?!?!?!]
[HOLY SH*T!]
[HE IS INSANE!]
[Wait, so while we were worrying about him dying, he was literally HANGING off her crotch?!]
[Like a baby kangaroo?!]
[Vacuum cleaner style?!]
[Respect! Infinite Respect!]
[This isn't a Survival Game anymore! This is a Harem Simulator on Nightmare Mode!]
[Brother Chen! Please teach me! I want to learn the "Vacuum Walk"!]
[Live Broadcast Feed]
Inside the gym, Chen Shi opened his mouth to explain the specific flavor of the "leakage" to Elena.
"Actually, the texture was quite viscosity, it tasted like—"
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
The audio cut out instantly.
A electronic tone drowned out his voice.
"And when she walked, the friction made it—"
BZZZTTT. BEEP. BEEP.
"So I had to use my tongue to—"
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
The subtitles on the screen turned into:
[REDACTED] [CENSORED] [SYSTEM ERROR].
[Dragon Country: Strategic Command Center]
Chaos.
Absolute chaos.
"Cut it! Cut the mic!"
"Don't let him describe the taste! We are on national television!"
"There are children watching! There are elderly people with heart conditions!"
The General wiped a handful of cold sweat from his forehead.
His face was pale.
He slammed his hand on the console.
"This bastard!"
"Does he know where he is?!"
"This is a Horror Survival Game!"
"Ghosts! Blood! Death! Despair!"
"Why is he turning it into an Erotic RPG?!"
"Why is he reviewing the Boss's bodily fluids?!"
The technicians were typing furiously, their fingers blurring over the mute buttons.
"General! He's still talking! He's describing the 'suction pressure' now!"
"Mute him! Mute the whole sector!"
General collapsed into his chair. He took a deep breath, massaging his temples.
He looked at the screen.
At Chen Shi, who was casually wiping his mouth while terrified players looked at him like he was a monster.
"He..."
General sighed. A mix of anger and reluctant admiration.
"He is... unfortunately... our country's best hope."
He waved his hand weakly.
"Let him be."
"Just... for the love of god..."
"Be faster on the mute button next time."
...
Elena stared at Chen Shi's mouth.
She tried not to imagine the physics.
She tried not to visualize the suction.
"So..."
She swallowed hard, her face burning.
"Your... oral technique..."
"Is S-Rank too?"
Chen Shi wiped the corner of his lips.
"Survival Skill, Elena."
"It's all about air pressure and tongue stability."
"Wow!"
A voice piped up from below.
Amy looked up at Chen Shi with starry eyes.
"Big Brother is amazing!"
"Like a Secret Agent in the movies!"
"Hanging under a moving train! Holding on for dear life!"
"So cool!"
Elena choked.
Chen Shi froze.
The air turned incredibly awkward.
"Uh... yes." Chen Shi patted Amy's head stiffly. "Exactly like a movie, Amy. Mission Impossible."
Elena quickly pulled Amy back, covering the girl's ears.
She leaned in close to Chen Shi. Her expression turned serious.
She sniffed the air near his neck.
Sniff.
Her eyes widened in alarm.
"Chen."
"You have a problem."
"What?"
"You reek."
"You smell like... Her."
"If Sister Annie catches this scent..."
"She won't be happy."
"You are supposed to be her toy."
"If she smells another S-Rank female on you... especially this intimately..."
"She might just chop you up."
Chen Shi shrugged.
He looked shameless.
"Let her come."
"I didn't ask for this."
"I was kidnapped. Forced. Abused."
"I am a victim of workplace harassment."
He pointed at the drying fluid on his cheek.
"If Annie has a problem..."
"She can take it up with the 'rapist' in the bedroom."
"Let the two S-Rank monsters fight over me."
"I'll just watch from the sidelines."
Elena looked at him.
He's insane.
"I hope you know what you are doing..."
She sighed.
Then, her gaze hardened.
She pointed across the room.
Viper was still on the floor, groaning, holding his broken rib.
HeavyTank stood over him, looking pale and shaken.
"Forget the ghosts for a second."
"Those two."
Elena's voice dropped to a hiss.
"They tried to kill you."
"And in the next round... Heavy Squats..."
"They will definitely try to sabotage you again."
"We need to deal with them."
Chen Shi looked over.
His eyes narrowed into thin slits.
He smiled.
"I hear..."
"Gym accidents are very common these days."