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Konoha Year 57...
Ring ring ring...
In the evening, as the dismissal bell rang, Mitsusuke, who was sleeping on his desk, was woken up by the sound.
Sitting up, Mitsusuke saw that the office was empty, knowing that the school teachers must have all left.
He lit a cigarette for himself, then checked his panel.
Host: Sarutobi Mitsusuke
Template: Borsalino (Unlock progress: 21.6%)
Slacking Value:.01
Warm reminder: Lying flat is a blessing, slacking is the way. As long as you're lazy enough, the template will be delivered to your home. Devil Fruit abilities will adapt to the local power system.
Mitsusuke stared at the name "Borsalino" and the unlock progress behind it for a long time before closing the panel.
Mitsusuke was a transmigrator who had been in this Hokage world for six years.
Because Mitsusuke was a member of the Sarutobi Clan, he lived quite well thanks to Hiruzen Sarutobi's abuse of power for personal gain.
Like other transmigrators, Mitsusuke also had his own cheat; as long as he slacked off, he could unlock Kizaru's abilities. This cheat was very suitable for him.
Kizaru! That's a template for clocking in, drinking tea, reading newspapers, and shining brightly at critical moments! Speed is power, have you ever been kicked at the speed of light?
Most importantly, what is the essence of this template? Is it ambiguous justice? No, it's that deep-seated, elegant, and composed... philosophy of slacking off!
For the Glint-Glint Fruit, for the Kizaru template, he had been slacking off for a full six years!
He even developed advanced techniques such as "Static Meditation Slacking Method," "Dynamic Water-Treading Participation Method," and "Strategic Selective Deafness and Blindness Method."
Over the years, his titles such as "Ninja Academy's Famous Lazy Teacher," "disgrace of the sarutobi clan," and "Useless Mud that Can't Be Propped Up" became increasingly well-known.
However, Mitsusuke didn't care about what others thought. 'You are not a fish, how do you know the joy of fish?' He felt that those people were just envious of him.
It was just that slacking off for a day only increased his progress by.01. If he could unlock all of Kizaru's abilities now, Mitsusuke would definitely tell Hiruzen Sarutobi, "I don't eat beef."
Fortunately, he was only fifteen this year, so he wasn't too anxious. He just needed to take his time.
Just then, a figure suddenly appeared on the windowsill: "Sarutobi Mitsusuke, Hokage-sama wants to see you. Go to the Hokage Office immediately. Hokage-sama said if he doesn't see you in ten minutes, he'll cut off your future subsidies."
Seeing the white-haired Anbu Ninja, Mitsusuke didn't even need to guess; he knew it was Kakashi.
That spiky hair was too recognizable; the mask was somewhat like burying one's head in the sand.
Mitsusuke threw away his cigarette butt, stepped on it twice with his foot, and said carelessly, "I know, I'll be there within ten minutes."
After speaking, he straightened his yellow striped suit, draped his Marine coat over his shoulders, and then leisurely walked out the door.
Before leaving, he pulled out a pair of yellow toad-shaped sunglasses from his suit pocket and put them on.
This Kizaru-style outfit was custom-made by Mitsusuke; he wasn't used to wearing open-toed shoes.
Looking at Sarutobi Mitsusuke, the "disgrace of the sarutobi clan," Kakashi felt that this guy had more airs than the Hokage himself.
Half an hour later, Mitsusuke arrived at the Hokage Office: "Hokage-sama, I heard you were looking for me. Upon receiving the news, I immediately rushed here at my fastest speed. Do you have anything important to entrust to me?"
Hiruzen Sarutobi frowned deeply, clearly a bit angry. Kakashi had been back for half a day, and this guy just arrived, yet he had the nerve to say he came at his fastest speed.
If it weren't for Mitsusuke being from the Sarutobi Clan, Hiruzen Sarutobi would have really wanted to banish him to the border, never to return for the rest of his life.
As for why Mitsusuke only arrived now, it was simply because he saw Uzumaki Naruto drooling in front of Ichiraku Ramen and treated Naruto to a bowl of ramen.
Adjusting his emotions, Hiruzen Sarutobi said in a deep voice, "Mitsusuke, you said your Ninjutsu talent wasn't good, and you wanted to go to the school to promote the Will of Fire. I agreed, but how have you been doing it?"
"Every lesson consists of three sentences: 'Where the leaves dance, the fire burns. Understand? Applaud.'
'The Will of Fire is the needs of the Village. Understand? Applaud.'
'You are all the future of the Village. You decide the intensity of the Will of Fire's burning. Understand? Applaud.'
The more he spoke, the angrier he got. Hiruzen Sarutobi directly threw his pipe at Mitsusuke: "The Will of Fire has been so ruined by you that I'm embarrassed to even mention it anymore."
"You, by yourself, lowered the prestige of the Will of Fire. Do you live up to my trust in you? Get out and guard the border, leave now, immediately."
Mitsusuke placed the caught pipe on the desk, his face taking on a sorrowful expression, and his voice became somewhat desolate: "Hokage-sama, I am an unfortunate child. When I was nine, my parents, in order to deal with..."
"Stop!!!"
Hiruzen Sarutobi raised his hand to interrupt Mitsusuke, because he already knew what the other party was going to say—it was nothing but a sob story, and Mitsusuke had done this more than once or twice.
Mitsusuke wasn't angry about being interrupted by Hiruzen Sarutobi; he knew he wouldn't have to go to the border.
The border was too tough and would affect his slacking off; staying at school was more comfortable.
Looking at the pipe on the table, Hiruzen Sarutobi picked it up, filled it with tobacco, and prepared to take a few puffs.
Mitsusuke, with great initiative, took out a lighter, helped Hiruzen Sarutobi light his pipe, and then pulled out a cigarette to light one for himself.
This cigarette was swiped from Asuma; the taste was quite good.
After a few puffs of smoke, Hiruzen Sarutobi looked at Mitsusuke: "You don't need to worry about cultivating the Will of Fire in the children anymore. I'll take care of that myself. You go and teach the students Ninjutsu!"
"It's Naruto's class. Iruka's strength isn't as good as yours. With your help, Iruka can relax a bit, and besides, you're stronger than Iruka, so it's more suitable for you to teach."
Hearing that he was to teach students Ninjutsu, Mitsusuke felt a bit troubled. Promoting the Will of Fire allowed him to slack off, but teaching students would completely prevent him from doing so.
"Hokage-sama, I'm just a Chunin. I only know a few clan Ninjutsu; I really can't teach those clan students."
"How about this, I'll be your hokage assistant. I see Danzo strolling around all day with a cane, not doing anything useful. I feel like I can stroll even better than him, and I don't even need a cane."
Bang!!!
Hiruzen Sarutobi slammed the table, making the teacup jump: "Get out and guard the border, leave now, you..."
Before Hiruzen Sarutobi could finish speaking, Mitsusuke instantly shunshined out of the Hokage Office, saying, "Hokage-sama, leave the teaching of students to me! I guarantee I'll train them into Kage-level powerhouses."