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James is dangerous.
Even the king of hell had to acknowledge the Archfiend standing in front of him. Over the past 2 months every single time they fought, there wasn't a second where Lucifer could take James less seriously even if he's holding back immensely to not kill his playmate. Case in point what just happened.
Lucifer had no idea what the fuck just happened. He could see James moving faster than he had before, but his eyes could still track him normally. The part where Lucifer was confused when his hand grazed against his chest and he was suddenly frozen. James could pull a lot of stuff out of his ass, but he never did this before even with that weird thing attached to his soul. No, this was somehow all him.
He slammed into a building, destroying it on impact and skidding across the ground for a bit before he clicked his teeth and got up, or at least he tried to get up, As soon as he tried to, suddenly roots began to spring up from the ground and captures his limbs and he heard a humming of a motor right behind him. He quickly turned his head 360 degrees and saw James running at him, his head now a chainsaw along with chainsaws coming out of his hands. "Vam gah vam gah gah vam!!!!!" He yelled, Lucifer not understanding a word, but knowing that he quickly had to get out of his bind. He quickly pulled, opening his wings and attempting to fly up, but he actually struggled a bit.
He pulled a bit harder, the roots coming off his body easily, but he felt just a little bit drained, something that he couldn't focus on since some kind of chainsaw man was coming for his ass. James jumped up, attempting to try and slice Lucifer in the air, something the he would've simply blocked if not for the fact that he got frozen again.
He could only watch as James got closer before doing something unforigveable…He cut the apple off of his staff. Right after that, however, he was punched in the back, launching him down to the ground again. He spat out some rubble and got up, turning around only to see… Two James'!?
"Prepare for trouble…"
"..."
"What the hell, man, you were supposed to say the next line."
"Vam gha gah gah."
(Translation: I'm not doing that shit, bro.)
While James and his chainsaw clone argued, Lucifer decided to get a bit more serious and let out a blast of holy light right at both of their heads. Although it wouldn't have killed them, it would've hurt a lot and severely injured them, so imagine his shock when both of them not only stood in place, but his holy light simply stopped in his tracks.
"What's wrong, Lucy?" Normal James taunted, walking casually, his holy light splitting down the middle as he walked, the chainsaw James running away. "You can't hit your targets now?"
"Oh, I can hit you just fine, ya jerkoff." He bantered while wracking his brain for a solution. It must have something to do with space so if he could just figure it out–
"It's called Infinity. There's an infinite distance between you and me that's constantly divided no matter how close you get."
Oh…Well he didn't really need to figure out anything at all.
"Are you sure it's infinite?" Lucifer asked, a few feet away.
"Pretty sure."
"Are you really sure?" Lucifer asked, exactly 1 inch away from James. The aforementioned barely had any time to react before Lucifer snapped his fingers and he suddenly couldn't stand, having to get on his hands and knees as the weight crushed.
"You likey? Just a little 2000x gravity zone, no biggie." Lucifer bragged before going to kick James' teeth in.
James gnashed his teeth and quickly called out to his stand. 'B2A give me something to help me escape!'
Rolling…Rolling…
You got Bakugou Katsuki's Quirk, Explosion!
He didn't waste a second, not even hesitating to explode every drop of sweat on his face to knock his head back from Lucifer's boot, exploding everything on his chest as well to escape the gravity zone, instantly having to explode from his hands to block Lucifer's swing at his face only to get a vicious jab to the side.
Maybe at first, Lucifer would've thought James would've backed off and tried to attempt a different strategy, but one thing was apparent every single time he fought with him…He would never turn down a good brawl.
Instead of backing down, he let out a wide smile, attempting a kick to Lucifer's head that was boosted by Explosion on his calf, a kick that Lucifer only barely ducked under only for something that he couldn't expect to happen. James used Explosion again, this time on the toes of his foot to quickly commit to an ax kick onto Lucifer's skull.
The king of hell decided to simply commit to the hit, letting out a quiet groan of pain as the kick connected to his head all the while reaching up to James for a slice of his hand. The Archfiend quickly tried to back off, but he couldn't avoid it all completely, a thin gash on his stomach forming.
Lucifer normally wouldn't have taken a second to keep going, but in an instant he was frozen yet again. James stuck his tongue out before launching himself at Lucifer, connecting a kick to his gut that sent him flying. "You know those wishes I was talking about, Lucy?" He asked rhetorically, using The Force to fly up, quickly smacking Lucifer's face with a chunk of concrete before launching an entire train at him.
"My first was to be able to Black Flash at will." He continued, the entire train car being crushed like a ball of paper before Chainsaw James came in to cut it in half, leaving Lucifer with a thin cut over his body that quickly sealed up in less than a second. "It was kind of a wasted wish, though, I mean, I already wished for the six eyes, even if I wanted to, I couldn't get any more control than that."
While he monologued he kept attacking Lucifer, not letting up at all. He was on the ground next second he was getting blown up, the next he was avoiding chainsaws, the next he was avoiding impalement by random pieces of wood, the next he was fighting hand to hand with James who was using cars as boxing gloves. "The next wish was a real doozy, I wanted a lot now that I had the power, so I sat on it for a bit." He kept going.
Eventually Lucifer grew tired of it, allowing himself to exert a bit more of his power and simply lobbing off James' arm with a flick of his wrist. "Crybaby bitch." James laughed out, though he did it through gritted teeth from the pain. With his other arm, he reached out to the side. Lucifer quickly looked over, but saw nothing, looking back to see Chainsaw James coming from the opposite direction.
He quickly moved back, but it looks like Chainsaw James wasn't even coming close to him, instead, the being reached his hand in his chest and tugged a heart out, throwing it at James. Chainsaw James quickly deteriorated and by the time the heart reached James' chest, it was dust, James grabbing the heart and simply putting it in his chest.
"That is…Not how biology works." Lucifer commented, but quickly got back on guard when James pulled the ripcord that appeared on his chest, turning into the Chainsaw James that just threw him the heart, but noticeably now gaining his arm back in an instant. "Vam gah VAMMM!!!!" He yelled in gibberish, charging in at Lucifer.
Lucifer elegantly weaved out of the way of his chainsaws, not letting a single one touch him all the while he kept lobbing off pieces of James' body, Arms, legs, chunks of his chest, all of them didn't even effect him in the slightest as he kept going. He clicked his teeth, deciding to go with the obvious route and pulled on his ripcord again, having to tank the chainsaw slash that made a large cut on his shoulder.
In mere seconds, James returned back to normal, his chainsaws reverting right back into his body.
"..."
"..."
James pulls on his ripcord again.
Lucifer pulls it out.
"..."
"...Not cool dude." James said.
Lucifer responded by being ever so humble and only cutting James' arms off before grabbing him by the scruff of his shirt and throwing him like a baseball, easily lobbing him through several buildings before he finally stopped.
"Fuck!" he groaned from the pain, attempting to get up, but he noticed that not only were his arms not even bleeding, but they also seemed to be glowing. The nubs of his arms were covered by a holy hue, but he disregarded that, beginning to speak to try and circulate his energy to recreate the reverse cursed technique to regenerate…And it didn't work.
It was working for sure, the wounds on all the other places of his body were healing, but his arms in specific were somehow just not healing. He could feel that it was being resisted somehow and if he just had better regen then maybe he could overpower it?
!!!
In only a second, James came up with a plan, a stupid plan, but a plan nonetheless. "TRSS, stand up." He said, opening his mouth and manifesting TRSS as golden grills on his teeth and storing Explosion in them while he asked B2A for something else. "B2A, gimmie something that'll help me create stuff."
Rolling…Rolling…
You got Choso's Blood Manipulation.
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"Just what the hell is he doing?" Lucifer asked, not moving from his original spot. He could've gone after James at any moment, but that would ruin the fun, it was always better when he pulled off some bullshit plan that he couldn't even account for. It would seem like he got his fun earlier than expected, a loud BOOM going off from where James was knocked into, the aforementioned coming out like a rocket.
He put his guard up, ready for everything as James rapidly approached…And went flying right past him. He looked behind him very confusedly, looking at the rocket-man and wondering if this was intentional or not, when he swiftly got his answer in the form of a massive blood spike that formed right in front of James who was swiftly impaled on it.
Lucifer looked confused for a moment, but got his answer when he noticed that James' cord was being pulled by the very edge of the spike while his body was impaled on it, Chainsaw James prying himself off of it with his newly regenerated hands. He got himself off, doing a backflip onto the ground and jumping over to Lucifer where he surprisingly pulled his ripcord again.
"I'm getting pretty tied of this cat and mouse thing…Fuck it, let's go all out." He said, looking Lucifer in the eye with a challenging look on his face. "Or are you too chicken to try and take it all the way?"
"Oh I know I can take it, but can you handle all of this?~"
"I know I can handle all that."
Their banter stopped as they both prepared their ultimate attacks. "Fire, let's do fire." James said, Lucifer simply nodding and holding out a finger-gun with his hellfire contained within a single shot.
James on the other hand channeled B2A again, this time only asking for fire based powers.
Rolling…Rolling…
You gained Jogo's Cursed Technique.
'Roll again.' He thought, TRSS already being on his hands as he shaped the fire into a bow and arrow.
Rolling…Rolling…
You gained Asgore's fire magic.
As James charged up his attack ,Lucifer knew he could stop it. If he really felt like it, he could fire now and end this fight right here and right now…But he looked in his eyes.
The passion in James' eyes, his gaze…It enveloped Lucifer in mind, body and soul and for the first time in so so long, the devil felt his heart be overtaken by a feeling he thought he only felt with only one other person, only one other human man… He let him charge up.
"Divine Flame Hephastus…
REDUCE
ALL
OF
CREATION
TO
A S H ! ! ! !"
They both fired at the same time, Lucifer's finger gun colliding with James' arrow. The two fire attacks colliding in mid air, glass melting to slag miles away from the sheer heat.
In moments it seemed like Lucifer's finger-gun would overtake James' fire, but with only a few words, he regained his confidence.
"Did you just do a motherfuckin' rage art in my stream? YOU BANNED, NIGGA!
"TWICE CRITICAL, BALANCE BREAKER!!!!"
The card up James' sleeve, the second wish he asked for was for Twice Critical from Highschool DxD with a balance breaker, he sacred gear allowing him to double his power and quadruple it with Balance Breaker.
With the extra power and using his all, James quickly over took Lucifer's attack, the aforementioned not being able to dodge before he was overtaken.
FWOOOSH
"Huff…Huff…" James panted, his eyes rolling to the back of his head before he fell down on his back…Right before Lucifer caught him, the devil being set on fire and grabbing him by the scruff of his neck while he passed out. With a flick of his wrist, the fire went out, but his natural regeneration recovered all of his damage except for one little thing.
Right on top of the skin of his heart, the king of hell gained a burn scar, the first scar he's had in over 10 thousand years.
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THE END
I don't really got anything to say, I really like this chapter.
Bbbbbbbyyyyeeee!