Hey guys
So uhhh…First chapter back, huh?
It might take a bit for me to get back in the groove of things, but I hope tat this chapter is still up to quality and such.
If you need a little refresher, James fought Adam and had a draw, Adam having to do a suicide attack, but both of them are alive…Kinda. James went to Heaven after dying in hell, gaining the CEO of Sex (making him basically a god at sex), the Six Eyes like Gojo, Grandmaster Blade Mastery and Wood Release.
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5 bucks a thousand words, pretty low, but this is my first time doing this and I need to get the feel for it. You should probably message me, either here on QQ, on Ko-fi or on Discord so we can discuss if I wanna do your comm or not. My discord is mrlegantrop99027.
Now without further talking, enjoy the show!
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I looked around my room, placing my hands on my chest while I looked up at the ceiling.
It wasn't my real room, no, it wasn't at Charlie's hotel at all. In fact, it was supposed to be better, after all, this is Heaven, right?
Yeah, I don't even know how I got here to be honest. Right after being in the void with Alicia, I got transported here and let me tell you, I would give up a lot of money to see a grown ass angel woman pull off that kind of shocked face in my lifetime…Well, I guess I can't pull it off in my lifetime since I'm dead and such.
Anyway it turns out Charlie's idea worked, I got redeemed somehow, though I wouldn't exactly call it a perfect 'redemption'. I was basically on probation with angels surrounding me at all times to make sure I didn't make anything worse. In fact, I had a guess that these angels didn't even like me in the first place.
"Hey Markiel, can you get me a glass of water?"
"Get it yourself, you scum."
Just a little guess, I couldn't prove it yet.
Yeah, that disembodied voice was my personal angel, Markiel. I think that it was a dude judging by the voice but for some reason it actively refused to be called any pronouns by me. I asked and they literally told me to not even refer to them at all, so I'm just gonna refer to her by any pronouns I can since he wants to be a little biatch.
There're others, but Missus Markiel was the most prominent and the one I knew the best over this past month. I got up, stretching and such before moving into my kitchen and looking into my fridge.
You know, even though I was being talked to like a prisoner and being discriminated against, it wasn't too bad considering that this was still Heaven. I have a whole ass mansion to myself even if there were locks and chains all over the doors.
I reached in the fridge, grabbing a big bottle of liquor instead of the water jug that was right next to it. While I walked to my couch, my eyes glazed over the slightly moving forms of the angels who thought they were slick. For some reason the angels that were watching me would turn invisible or just generally didn't have physical forms at all.
Thing is, there are other angels who don't even do that shit. With my limited freedom, I could at least walk 30 feet outside of my mansion and look at the people outside. There were all kinds of angels, biblically accurate ones with multiple eyes and rings, some that are just animals, and ones that are simply humans with wings like Emily and Sera.
They were the ones who actually put me here. Emily, my glorious GOAT, actually pushed for me not to get imprisoned at all and when Sera overruled her, she annoyed her enough to get me this Mr. Beast ass mansion. Am I glazing? YES I AM. I'm pouring all sorts of honey on my GOAT.
I sat down on my couch, popping open my bottle and taking a long sip while turning on my TV. Here in Heaven, you could watch literally anything. Through some weird shit with the collective consciousness and using God's omniscience, you could watch whatever you wanted at any time. It was what I used to distract myself when I got lonely and kinda invited the idea of killing myself to try and go back to Hell.
But I never did.
Taking a sip of my liquor, I wiped my eyes from the tears that were coming.
…I thought about it a couple times though.
For the past month, I had been trying to not think about it, but man was it just lonely. I chugged the liquor down, finishing the bottle with a loud burp only to feel its weight almost instantly come back, the bottle being completely full again. A good thing about Heaven was that nothing ran out and that the liquor instantly hit your system without any addiction symptoms being able to make themselves known.
My eyes barely even registered the TV playing Highschool DxD season 5 and just closed. My hand reached up to my chest and clenched my shirt in pain, but it wasn't physical. All of what I was feeling was purely mental and spiritual.
Right before I died in hell, I gave the gang a crystal heart that I said would have them be able to talk to me at any time and I'd talk back until I went back to hell. I was a bit out of it at the time, but it seems like some kind of Binding Vow, Post-mortem Nen bullshit happened and it actually worked…One way.
Every single day I could hear Angel Dust, Nifty, Charlie, Daki, I could hear all of their voices every time they thought about me in any way shape or form. I could hear them wanting me back and it tore my heart to pieces with every word.
James, it's been a month…Everyone still misses you, you know?
My grip tightens on the bottle, the cracks actively fixing just a little faster than I could make them as I chugged even more.
Angel Dust's been deflecting, but I can tell that he's been crying whenever he thinks nobody's looking. He almost went back into his withdrawals, but I manage to stop him when I can.
Charlie's been even worse. I don't even think she's slept since you've been gone, especially since all the new members that joined.
Daki…just hasn't been seen at all. She's been in her room most of the time.
They don't believe me when I say you're coming back, but I know I'm right and when you come back you are in VERY deep trouble, you hear me!?
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CRACK
The bottle couldn't heal itself enough before I crushed it in my hands, my drunken strength unfortunately helping me.
You know what? Fuck it.
I'm sick of staying up here, I'm sick of being kept on my toes because I'm the first one in this place after being in hell and I'm sick of not seeing anyone that I love anymore. I wanna hold Angel's hands again, I wanna hug Charlie again, I wanna talk anime with Daki again, I wanna pick up Niffty again.
I would say I wanna have sex again and even though my libido's been bothering me, I couldn't care less about it right now. If any of them wanted me to never even think about having sex with them again, I'd do it in a heartbeat and without a regret in my mind.
B2A, give me something that helps me be stealthy.
Rolling…Rolling…
You got Meleoron's Perfect Plan.
Well ain't that a score and a half? I'm basically untrackable just as long as I hold my breath.
Slim Shady, stand up and B2A roll me something that helps in movement.
A pair of brass knuckles appeared on my fist while B2A continued to roll. "What is that upon the knuckles you drag on the ground, scum?" Markiel asked, manifesting in front of me, but I didn't even register his presence. "Answer me!"
Rolling…Rolling…
You got Sans' Shortcuts.
Just banger after banger, huh?
I didn't even open my eyes, simply taking in a deep breath and holding it.
"What the…Code Red, I repeat this is a code red! The Archfiend has escaped!" Markiel shouted, him and the rest of the angels moving out and leaving me alone.
The way that Sans teleported with his "shortcuts" was simply putting himself in a spot where nobody was looking while nobody was looking at him as well. So in theory since Perfect Plan was already active, I could just…
FWOOP!
Well…Couldn't exactly do what I wanted.
It turns out that I couldn't really teleport all the way to Hell, the pearly gates of Heaven being the farthest I could go in terms of my quest to go back down. It looked long, I mean, when I had asked Emily if I could go back down to visit sometime, she said that she quite literally couldn't since not only did I need to be put on trial, but just like how sinners couldn't be in Heaven without a blessing of sorts, the opposite was also true and she couldn't give that out.
I assumed Sera just wouldn't do so because she's a bitch.
But that doesn't matter now. I walked out to the edge of the clouds, looking down and seeing the fiery pit I called home. Without even another thought, I stepped off, holding my breath until I was a good way down and by good way down I mean just about 10 minutes of falling since it looked like I was in more than I bargained for.
Considering Hell was mostly considered to be the Underworld and Heaven was quite literally made up of clouds, I think I was going to be falling for quite a long time.
1x Diamond Random ticket: Successfully break out of Heaven undetected.
[Chainsaw Man]
|Legendary Ability|
Chainsaw Man - You are the Chainsaw Hybrid, by pulling on the ripcord on your chest you can turn into your hybrid form, replacing your head with that of a chainsaw and sprouting additional chainsaws on your arms, and even your legs if you choose to. While in Chainsaw Man Form you have enhanced physical stats and extreme regeneration fueled by blood. You are also immortal in your hybrid state, as long as your heart remains, pulling your ripcord will revive you.
Well that's gonna be mad useful in just a couple of moments.
Slotting in the ability, I felt the ripcord on my chest form just as I incorporated The Force and my Telekinesis into pushing me down as fast as I could. I almost instantly started to burn up as my velocity became more than terminal. I discarded Perfect Plan since I didn't need it anymore and instead asked B2A to give me something that would help me land softly.
Rolling…Rolling…
You received the Nika Nika Devil Fruit.
That's great!
I jerked the ripcord out, the chainsaws coming out without any pain as I constantly regenerated and simply played the long game.
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"Charlie, Charlie are you here!?"
"I'm right here, Emily." She responded, plucking her eyelashes in her mirror. Her eyes were bloodshot, an obvious effect from her not sleeping in so long. She didn't even look into the portal right next to her and Emily looked around her room panicked. "What is it, Emily?"
"H, nothing too serious, it's just that… Well, I wasn't supposed to tell you this until he got his name cleared, but…James kinda sorta got redeemed and has been staying up in Heaven for the past month and we just lost him a day ago so we're kinda running out of ideas on where he is." She tried to say the last part as fast as she could, but Charlie heard it all in plain detail.
"...W h a t ?"
"Well–" Emily tried to respond, but right when she was about to, a figure came crashing through the roof of Charlie's room.
It was a man with a chainsaw coming out of his head and hands. He slowly reached up to his chest and pulled out a ripcord that made him transform back into…
"JAMES!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!"
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THE END
Sooooo, how was it?
Trust me, this isn't gonna be that easy for James, relationship wise nor just general stuff.
Next chapter we'll see the fallout and how Adam/Lilith are doing. Also, I think I've been getting faster with my writing. This entire chapter was finished within just 2 hours and a half when it normally takes me about 4 since the last time I timed.
But anyways, tell me what I did right or wrong in your opinion and I will see you later.
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