Chapter 3: Everyone is Talented, and They Speak So Well!
The next day.
Three Pure Immortal Sect, Qiudao Peak.
Five thousand youths who passed the assessment step onto the peak, and what greets their eyes are thirty-six fluttering banners.
Alchemy Branch Registration
Artifact Branch Registration
Formation Branch Registration
Sword Branch Registration
Bedroom Branch Registration (Note: Mainly cultivates authentic Daoist bedroom secret arts, lying flat to become immortal, boundless happiness.)
Talisman Branch Registration
Thunder Branch Registration
Music Branch Registration (Note: Mainly cultivates music Dao, first ten admitted receive an extra music scripture scroll.)
Blade Branch Registration
Sword Branch Registration
Demon Branch Registration (Note: Only recruits gentle-natured good demons, those with excellent transformed appearance prioritized.)
Control Branch Registration
...
"Dad, Mom, your son finally got in!"
"Three years after three years, three years after three years, nine years! Heaven knows how hard I worked!"
"Bedroom Branch, Bedroom Branch, Bedroom Branch here I come!"
"The Bedroom Branch is certainly attractive, but other branches also have their own merits, as long as it is not the Divination Branch."
"Exactly exactly, as long as it is not the Divination Branch, any branch is quite good."
...
Qiudao Peak.
Northwest corner.
Wang Xiu sits cross-legged on a meditation cushion, eyes closed in rest.
Beside him stands an old banner, barely showing the grayish "Divination Branch" characters.
"So handsome senior brother, I am captivated."
"Divination Branch, if I join the Divination Branch can I become this senior brother's bed-sharing junior sister? Sister, let us join the Divination Branch!"
"Are you crazy? Do you know how pitiful the Divination Branch is? Hurry up and stay far away."
...
Listening to the noisy discussions from all around.
Wang Xiu does not even open his eyes, because he has heard these discussions for over a dozen years and is long used to them.
It is normal, after all for the vast majority of people, professional choice is a lifetime matter.
Joining Divination Peak?
Is no different from cutting off one's own cultivation future, anyone with normal IQ would not make this choice.
Fortunately.
He came to the recruitment conference this time not really to recruit new people.
Thinking of this.
Wang Xiu opens his eyes, takes out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket, and while cracking them, directs his gaze toward other recruitment points.
Those places.
The vigorous "bragging competition" has already begun!
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"Senior Brother, what advantages does your Alchemy Branch have?"
"That is not me bragging to you! Junior Sister, our Alchemy Branch is absolutely the strongest branch in the Three Pure Immortal Sect, bar none!"
"First, where is our Alchemy Branch located? Jade Capital Peak!"
"First among all Three Pure branches, besides the Three Pure Grand Hall where the sect master is, our Jade Capital Peak has the most abundant spiritual energy and most complete cultivation facilities."
"Moreover."
"Our Alchemy Branch disciples do not need to go down the mountain to subdue demons, absolutely safe! We just need to comfortably stay on the mountain refining medicine, no dirty or tiring work!"
"For a young lady like Junior Sister, joining our Alchemy Branch is absolutely correct, easily walking toward the peak of life!"
"Stay on the mountain for a few years, directly become a little rich lady in the cultivation world!"
[Detected someone bragging/bullshitting, congratulations to host for gaining spiritual energy +6.]
Pfft~
Hearing the pitch from the Jade Capital Peak disciple next door, Wang Xiu cannot help but smile.
Alchemy Branch.
Indeed has the most abundant spiritual energy among all branches, and indeed does not need to do dirty or tiring work.
But, absolutely safe?
If you stay on Jade Capital Peak for a few days and listen to the continuous sounds of pill furnace explosions from various alchemy rooms.
You would know that alchemists are absolutely not a safe profession, after all... explosives are also medicine!
Moreover.
The current Three Pure Immortal Sect master is a master bargainer, constantly going to the Jade Capital Peak master to play the pity card and cry poor.
The supply prices of those pills to the sect internally have fallen to the price of cabbage.
The Jade Capital Peak master stomps his feet in anger every day.
Constantly making threats that if the sect master bullies him too much, he will go out and sell himself!
Selling his butt would be better than selling medicine in the sect.
...
"Senior Brother, what advantages does your Artifact Branch have?"
"That is not me bragging to you! Junior Sister, our Artifact Branch is absolutely the strongest branch in the Three Pure Immortal Sect, bar none!"
"First, where is our Artifact Branch located? Jade Void Peak!"
"First among all Three Pure branches, besides the Three Pure Grand Hall where the sect master is, our Jade Void Peak has the most abundant spiritual energy and most complete cultivation facilities."
"Moreover."
"Our Artifact Branch disciples do not need to go down the mountain to subdue demons, absolutely safe! We just need to comfortably stay on the mountain refining artifacts, no dirty or tiring work!"
"Also."
"Pills are continuous consumables, while magical artifacts can be used for a long time."
"So our artifact refiners' work intensity is much lighter than alchemists, but income is not inferior at all."
"You could say good money, good work!"
"For a young lady like Junior Sister, joining our Artifact Branch is absolutely correct, easily walking toward the peak of life!"
"Stay on the mountain for a few years, directly become a little rich lady in the cultivation world!"
[Detected someone bragging/bullshitting, congratulations to host for gaining spiritual energy +6.]
Pfft~
Hearing the pitch from the Jade Void Peak disciple next door, Wang Xiu cannot help but smile.
Indeed.
Pills are continuously consumed, while magical artifacts can be used for a long time.
The problem is.
Magical artifacts have durability!
When Three Pure Immortal Sect disciples' magical artifacts are damaged, they all have to go to Jade Void Peak to find Artifact Branch disciples for repair.
This work is not considered easy.
Most ridiculously, the Three Pure Mountain sect master negotiated with the Jade Void Peak master and finally established an agreement.
For any magical artifacts purchased within the sect, subsequent repair costs are uniformly half price.
Goodness gracious.
After deducting repair material costs and spiritual energy consumption fees, it basically equals free warranty, generating electricity for love!
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"Senior Brother, what advantages does your Formation Branch have?"
"That is not me bragging to you! Junior Sister, our Formation Branch is absolutely the strongest branch in the Three Pure Immortal Sect, bar none!"
"First, where is our Formation Branch located? Jade Splendor Peak!"
"First among all Three Pure branches, besides the Three Pure Grand Hall where the sect master is, our Jade Splendor Peak has the most abundant spiritual energy and most complete cultivation facilities."
"Moreover."
"Our Formation Branch produces formation masters who can multiply team combat capabilities, known as the team core. As long as you go on training, you will definitely be the team favorite."
"Once encountering evil demons, everyone in the team will fully protect you, absolutely safe!"
[Detected someone going crazy bragging/bullshitting, bragging crit triggered, reached system high slot, congratulations to host for gaining spiritual energy +18, spiritual energy quality +18.]
[Congratulations to host for obtaining: Four Symbols Guardian Demon-Slaying Grand Formation perfection experience card!]
Pfft~
Hearing the pitch from the Jade Void Peak disciple next door, Wang Xiu cannot help but smile.
Team core is correct, team favorite is also correct.
But.
Why would all teammates protect you? Because enemies will focus fire on you first!
Joking.
Dancing on the knife's edge, bouncing on graves, so exciting!
...
And that Bedroom Branch?
Hehe.
You do not think you can directly practice upon entry, right!
Do you have a Dao companion?
Do you know how exaggerated the ratio of male to female disciples in the Bedroom Branch is?
Do you know where the term "bedroom slave" comes from?
Do you know what it means to wait for good news?
To gaze longingly?
...
Listening to the various branch disciples' fancy bragging around him.
Feeling the explosive growth of spiritual energy in his body, Wang Xiu's face appears calm, but his heart is overjoyed!
Indeed.
It is still cultivators bragging that gives the most substantial rewards.
Three Pure Immortal Sect, thirty-six peaks of fellow brothers.
Everyone is talented!
(End of Chapter)