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Hating You Is My Favorite Pastime

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Chapter 1 - The Collision Course

Elara Voss slammed her apartment door shut, the echo reverberating through the narrow hallway of her Lagos high-rise. The humid air clung to her skin like an unwanted embrace, a constant reminder that even in the heart of Nigeria's bustling metropolis, the weather had a personal vendetta against comfort. She kicked off her heels, wincing as her feet protested the twelve-hour shift she'd just endured at Apex Media, the cutthroat advertising firm where she clawed her way up to senior copywriter. At twenty-eight, Elara was a force—sharp-tongued, ambitious, and unapologetically single. Her friends called her a workaholic; she preferred "strategically focused."

The city lights twinkled outside her floor-to-ceiling windows, a mosaic of yellows and reds from the endless traffic on Victoria Island. Lagos never slept, and neither did she, it seemed. Dropping her bag on the kitchen counter, she poured herself a glass of chilled palm wine—her guilty pleasure after a day of pitching campaigns to clients who thought "innovative" meant slapping a filter on a stock photo. Her phone buzzed incessantly, a barrage of notifications from the office group chat. She ignored them, opting instead for a quick scroll through her social feed. Memes about bad dates, ads for the latest fashion drops, and a sponsored post for some adventure tour in the Lekki Conservation Centre. Adventure? Please. The closest she got to excitement was dodging potholes on her commute.

But tonight felt different. Restless. Maybe it was the full moon peeking through the smog, or perhaps the lingering frustration from her latest failed pitch. The client, a pompous tech startup founder, had dismissed her ideas as "too feminine." As if empowering women in ads was a flaw. Elara huffed, setting her glass down with more force than necessary. She needed a change. Something to shake up the monotony of boardrooms and bad coffee.

Grabbing her laptop, she flopped onto the couch, her silk robe slipping off one shoulder. A quick search for "weekend getaways Lagos" led her down a rabbit hole of urban adventures—kayaking in the lagoons, street art tours in Yaba, even a underground fight club rumor that sounded too gritty to be real. One listing caught her eye: "Urban Quest: Treasure Hunt Through Lagos' Hidden Gems." Organized by some outfit called ThrillSeekers NG, it promised a day of puzzles, chases, and "unexpected alliances." Sounded cheesy, but intriguing. And it was tomorrow. On a whim, she signed up, paying the fee before she could talk herself out of it.

Little did she know, that click would set her on a collision course with the one person who could make her blood boil hotter than Lagos traffic.

The next morning, Elara woke to the blare of her alarm, the sun already beating down on the city like a relentless drum. She dressed for action—leggings, a fitted tank top that hugged her curves, sneakers, and a ponytail that screamed "ready for anything." A dash of mascara and lip gloss, because even on an adventure, she wasn't about to look like she'd rolled out of bed. Grabbing a granola bar and her water bottle, she hailed a ride-share to the starting point: a trendy café in Ikoyi.

The place was buzzing when she arrived, a mix of locals and expats milling about with numbered bibs pinned to their shirts. The air smelled of fresh coffee and akara frying nearby. Elara checked in, receiving her bib—number 47—and a cryptic map with the first clue: "Where kings once ruled, seek the shadow of the obelisk." Easy enough; it had to be the National Museum, with its ancient artifacts and that towering monument out front.

As groups formed, Elara scanned the crowd. She preferred going solo, but the rules encouraged teams of two to four for "safety and fun." Whatever. She'd wing it. That's when she spotted him—tall, broad-shouldered, with a smirk that could curdle milk. He was leaning against the café wall, arms crossed, looking every bit the arrogant playboy in his cargo shorts and a faded band tee that stretched over his muscled frame. Dark skin glistening in the sun, dreads tied back, and eyes hidden behind aviators. He caught her staring and flashed a grin that was equal parts charm and challenge.

"Nice bib," he said, sauntering over. His voice was deep, laced with that Lagos swagger. "47. Lucky number?"

Elara rolled her eyes. "Only if it means I don't have to team up with creeps who hit on strangers."

He laughed, unfazed. "Creep? Nah, just observant. Name's Kairo Adebayo. And you look like you could use a partner who knows this city inside out."

"I know Lagos just fine, thanks," she shot back, turning away. But the organizer was herding people into teams, and somehow—curse the universe—she ended up paired with him. "Great," she muttered. "Just what I needed: a sidekick with an ego the size of Eko Atlantic."

Kairo chuckled. "Ego? Pot, meet kettle. Let's see if you can keep up, princess."

The hunt kicked off with a sprint to the museum. Elara's competitive streak ignited; she wasn't about to let this Kairo guy show her up. They deciphered clues together—begrudgingly—racing through crowded markets in Oshodi, decoding riddles at the graffiti walls in Mainland, even haggling with vendors for a "key" that turned out to be a literal brass key hidden in a bale of fabric.

But Kairo was infuriating. He flirted shamelessly, teased her when she stumbled over a pothole, and somehow always knew a shortcut. "Admit it," he said as they paused for breath near a lagoon overlook, "you're having fun hating me."

"Hating you is my favorite pastime," she retorted, but there was a spark in her eyes she couldn't deny. The adventure was thrilling—the chase, the puzzles, the pulse of the city alive around them. And Kairo? He was a puzzle himself. A freelance photographer, he confessed between clues, always chasing the next shot, the next story. No ties, no commitments. Just like her, in a way.

By midday, they'd hit a snag: a clue leading to a locked boathouse on the waterfront. "We need to pick the lock," Kairo suggested, pulling out a multi-tool.

"Are you insane? That's illegal!" Elara hissed, glancing around.

"Adventure, remember? Live a little."

Against her better judgment, she watched as he fiddled with the lock, her heart pounding not just from fear of getting caught, but from the proximity—his arm brushing hers, the scent of his cologne mixing with the salty air.

Click. The door swung open, revealing the next clue inside: coordinates to a rooftop bar in Victoria Island.

"You're trouble," she said, shaking her head.

"And you're loving it," he replied with that damn smirk.

As they raced on, Elara felt the walls she'd built start to crack. This wasn't just an urban scavenger hunt; it was the beginning of something dangerous. Something that could upend her carefully controlled life.

But for now, she pushed the thought aside, focusing on the next challenge. Little did she know, Kairo had secrets of his own—ones that would drag them into a real adventure, far beyond clues and maps.

The sun dipped lower as they approached the final leg, the city transforming into a glittering nightscape. Elara's muscles ached, but adrenaline surged through her veins. Kairo matched her stride for stride, their banter evolving from snipes to something almost playful.

At the rooftop bar, the finish line, they collapsed into chairs, laughing breathlessly as the organizer declared them winners. A bottle of champagne popped, and for a moment, their eyes locked—hate mingling with intrigue, sparks flying like fireworks over the lagoon.

"To hating each other," Kairo toasted, clinking her glass.

"To the best pastime," she agreed, a smile tugging at her lips.

But as the night wore on, a shadowy figure watched from the bar's edge. The real adventure was just beginning, and it would test everything Elara thought she knew about love, trust, and survival in the urban jungle.