"What are these?"
"Toys." Jessie's simple response came through the phone. "Magical toys." She clarified, as though it made the two giant dildos in front of me any less humiliating.
"Why?" I groaned, already hating this conversation.
"That should be my question!" Her voice went shrill over the phone. "Why do you have two soulsmates!"
Say what now? I thought to myself.
"What do you mean by that?" Though I already suspected the answer.
"Ugh, do I have to explain everything to you?" Yes, you do, my brain isn't really working since it's five in the morning. "I used the simulate spell to create toys that match your soulmate, or should I say soulmates? Anyway, your welcome."
"Woman, do you know what you just did." I whispered, horrified at her lack of judgement. "That spell, it sends the equivalent of the simulation to whoever you simulated."
The silence on the other end was deafening. "Explain." Jessie's once haughty voice was lowered to a squeak.
"Simple, since you simulated my soulmates private parts, they now have mine in an equivalent return. I hope you know that if this effects my work, you are covering for me." I hiss, my face was warm and my whole body felt tingly. Not even the soft covers of my bed felt safe at the moment.