I leaned up against a tree and crossed my arms."Well, I don't know what to say to you." I said as I pinched the bridge of my nose and shook my head.
"And now Pinkie Pie put the idea that I am Pregnant into my mind and I can't help but wonder if it's true," she said with a scared tone to her voice.
"Well, I can check if you want," I said
"You would do that for me?" she said with an excited yet still scared tone.
"Yes but it would be too soon to tell the gender and I could speed up the process to where you will give birth in a few minutes," I said
"I agree with the first part but can we wait until after Nightmare Moon to accelerate it if I am?"
"Ok," I said with a nod."So where is Orgran now?" I asked. "It would be best to ask him too," I added.
She pointed towards the local forge and I walked inside. "Orgran," I said.
"Oh? Come to take everyone's side against me too? Gonna say I was in the wrong because I felt my honor and pride was being spat on? Or maybe you're gonna say you can kick my ass or something?! I hoped that when I left earth I wouldn't have to deal with people making me out to be an asshole because I thought differently from them, and on my Equestria? I was right! But now in some other world, it's happening yet again! No-one can see it from my perspective so they just set out to make me the bad guy! So you can just walk out of here and let me make you your weapon, then you can FUCK OFF!" with his rant over, he turned back to the forge and hammered away on something.
"I wasn't even going to say any of that I was just going to tell you something," I said and he turned back towards me.
"Well be quick, as you can see, I'm not in the best of moods thanks to Rainbow Dash and your wife."
"Your girlfriend Eva asked me to see if she is pregnant and asked me to speed it up after Nightmare Moon is dealt with thought I would tell you so you two can talk about it," I said.
"She shouldn't need to, I agree with checking and speeding it up… though thanks to Rainbow, I'm not gonna be able to care for our child…" he moved his goggles, his eyes red from tears. "Haven't you heard? I'm a wanted criminal here now! Equestrian enemy #1! Gonna fucking drag down a beautiful woman and an innocent baby just because of me!" he yells out with the fakest smile.
"Look I will see what I can do about that you would be surprised what a god can do," I said as I snap my finger making sparks of dark magic fly through the air.
"Yeah, but your wife is still gonna see me as an asshole, you can do very little to change that, and it's a shame too because honestly? I think we could've been good friends."
"Maybe I will see what I can do and will bring my other proxy here as well for insurance," I said.
"I… thanks, and hey, a little hint about your weapon, I've been giving it a soul link, so like your sword, not only will you be the only one able to use it, but it will get stronger with you."
"Thanks, and do you want to see my other proxy? his name's Thanatos," I asked.
"Eh, fuck it, why not? Bring 'im out Talons!"
"We will need to go outside he is 20 feet tall after all," I said and we walked outside and I started bringing him here, a giant pentagram appeared and he slowly rose out of it he was 20 feet tall like I said with mummy wrapping all over his chest arms and legs her had four arms and many weapons attached to his back including two massive scythes and a pharaoh's crown over his fleshy skull
He was confused like Hecale but I explained what is happening.
"Interesting this should be fun." He said as he held one of his scythes in his left hands.
"Hm… hey, Thanatos! So you're one of those big honorable war guys, right?" Orgran asked.
"I was an elemental." He answered. "Then I changed forms when I became a proxy." He added.
"Ah, I was asking because…" he proceeded to summon a giant barrel, then slapped on a handle to its side. "I was gonna offer you a beer!"
"I can not taste food only souls." He said as he knelt down to get a closer look.
"Hmm… AHA!" he ran off… through a mountain, then came out with a large sapphire. "Let's see if this works…" he crushes the gem in his hand and punches the barrel, the ale launching out of it and into a rift. "Behold! The mug is now full of the Ale's ghost!!"
"Where is it," I asked confused to why he punched it into a rift.
"I sent the now dead and stale liquid into a volcano, now if you focus, you will see the original essence of the ale made into an ethereal form resting within the magically infused mug."
I focused and looked into the barrel and saw an almost clear like substance and from it came a blue mist, I cast a spell that made souls visible and Thanatos picked it up and drank it slowly.
"I can taste it." He said as he continued drinking.
"It's a technique that the original-I mean, that I developed based on the concept of dreams and imagination, using magically attuned gems, one could sense the true essence of an item, what makes the object in question what it is, and with enough force and will, separate that from its physical vessel, making that essence into a 'ghost'." he pulled out a scroll. "Here's the technique so you can practice it yourself."
Thanatos took the scroll and shoved it in his wrappings on his chest.
POV Change Orgran
"Well I think I did a good deed today, right Tali-oh hey, where did Talion go?" I asked, as when I had turned around, he was gone… "wait… DID I JUST GET FUCKING BATMAN'D?!"
Thanatos pointed in a random direction, curious I decided to look to where he was pointing.
When I saw nothing, I used Nature's sight to find the trail of dark magic our wraith friend had left, I decided to follow the trail to eventually find him, as he'd have to stop sometime.
I also took out a comically sized magnifying glass to inspect the trail as I followed it for comedy reasons.
For one I was getting several stares, to which I respond with, "I'm on an investigation! I must find who stole Celestia's last slice of cake!" and move on.
The ponies just shrug it off as commonplace and go about their days.
Eventually, the trail ended at my target's feet, smiling in success, I stand up and take a look at my surroundings.
"What are you doing?" Talion asked.
"Doing something random and goofy for the sake of a joke… I swear I am the last person that should get Chaos magic, I'd just make nothing but references." I said.
"Oook," he said.
"So, why are we in a Guard station? Wait… Guard station?! Ninja defense plan omega!" I say as I proceed to light myself on fire.
Talion arm was then covered in a black mist, then pointing his arm at me, his mist converged on one point and turned into black water, putting out the flames.
"You fool! Now they can catch me!... and now I realize it's not an effective counter to ninjas!!" I yelled.
"Why didn't you do a ninja vanish." Talion suggested.
"BECAUSE I'M NOT A NINJA! And no matter what skills they have, I am not taking lessons from the three Caribou Ninja that became Zecora's BDSM harem!" I declared.
"Just go away I am trying to find a way to clear your name." he said
"But I'm boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-*siiiiiiiip*- ahem… ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored!! And I don't want to make your job harder by breaking something by accident."
"Then why don't you have fun with Eva you will probably be busy with the kid after thus so have as much fun as you can for now." he suggested.
"Talion, I'm a Dwarf, not a fucking Satyr, I don't entertain myself with sex, I entertain myself with games and sparring!"
"Then how about Thanatos," he said.
I think back to it… then have the unsettling image of the Netherlord. "His size brings up… too many bad memories of… someone the Original Orgran faced."
"Phantom," he said.
"Actually, that'd be okay." I said as phantom rose from his shadow.
"You should probably go somewhere else to fight though." Talion said.
"Well I've heard of an old coliseum on a hill outside Ponyville." I say as said Coliseum appears thanks to my earth magic."let's go!"