The skip button was a lie. It just sat at the corner of the screen, glaring at me mockingly as I pressed on it with my mouse one more time.
Sigh. I looked up from the skip button to the only other option I could find, to fill out this damn naruto isekai survey ad.
Maybe it would isekai me, I thought to myself, trying to amuse my way out of the situation.
Clan? Uchiha sure.
Perks? Hmm, this is intresting. My amusement made me actually pay attention to the options.
1. Thought Acceleration + Fast Reaction Speed
2. Child blessed by chakra
3. Quick Learner
4. Chakra Control Talent
5. Fuin-jutsu Talent
I didn't know what no.2 was, but I didn't care enough and quickly clicked on the submit button, which took me to a swirling blue screen, wait, it looks 3-d *SWIRL*
-x-
*Distant Femal Voice* "Shita ni oshite!"
"Shita ni oshite!"
My conciousness slowly became less drowsy, the warmth around me was comforting until it suddenly turned chilly. I opened my eyes only to be painfully blinded by bright lights that forced out a surprised exclaim, until my instincts took over and I started crying.
Waaaah *sob* Waaaaah waaaah
On that day the ninja world welcomed a very special Uchiha, who would later turn the ninja world upside down...
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'God-dammit allll!'
I screamed in my mind as I recalled my dumbass choice to pick the Uchiha clan as my bloodline. I don't know at what point in the timeline I was born, because if it is close to the night of execution, then I would die as a baby, unable to resist that butcher itachi.
Seriously, who murders their entire family in cold blood, not even sparing the newborns or the old people in the clan.
'Breathe, calm down'
I told myself. I calmed down first and then started looking into my surroundings. I was in a crib next to my mother's bed, who was resting after recently giving birth to me.
Ok, so I'm in a bad situation, I don't really know Japanese in a world where that's the only language so gathering information was going to be hard.
I first focused on what the midwife/nurse coming in was saying and just as I focused, the world around me slowed down, the voice of the midwife also slowed and I could hear every syllable she spoke and the inflection of each sound coming after.
'Thought Acceleration' I thought in my mind as I keenly listened to every word she said.
Where is quick learning? Why hasn't japanese been mastered already?
'I hate learning new languages :('
Kaito thought, scrunching up his face, causing the nurse to shout "Kawaiii!"
~ 3 months later ~
It's been a while since I was born and I can finally understand most of what people were saying, the quick learning only works if I actually try to learn something, it doesn't just give me knowledge from no-where.
Hence my first month was to painstakingly listen to each word they were saying, momorising it and trying to detect a pattern.
The second month, I had learned enough to understand the basics of what people were saying around me and now I can pretty much understand everything, except maybe a few words that I haven't heard before.
I can confirm that it is nowhere near the Uchiha massacre, the second shinobi war was still in full swing.
I was also pretty lucky with my birth as I was the grandson of second elder Raido of the Uchiha clan, he was one of the elders that were part of the Hawk faction within the clan.
With an elder grandpa, my life was set, although I still have the massacre to worry about.
Damn that itachi, he murdered everyone in cold blood because 'it was the village or the clan' BULLSHIT ahhh just thinking about that filial son pissed off Kaito.
Maid POV
Giggle she laughed as the grandson of elder Raido made a funny angry face