I ended up calling an Uber to take me a cheap motel.
Do you ever see something online, and when you actually are faced with said thing, you are completely shocked at the real life version?
That's me right now.
Staring at the completely sketchy looking motel in utter revulsion, yet too tired to care for more than 10 seconds.
Stumbling in, I immediately see the most uniquely gorgeous girl I've ever seen working the shoddy and crumbling reception desk.
Her hair was bleached pure white on one side, with the other dyed pure black, perfectly pulling off the modern day Cruella DeVille look.
Only... she was drop dead gorgeous. Like, should be an A-list actress instead of a receptionist in a sketchy and filthy Las Vegas Back alley motel type of gorgeous.
Her bright amber eyes paired with her perfectly smooth and glowing skin only added to her looks.
Not to mention the huge bonkers she has tightly constrained with an elastic tee.
With her outrageously thick and curvy thighs crossed and propped up on the desk, my hormonal and virgin mind could only speculate what had to be a huge ass hidden from view.
She was chewing on a toothpick as I walked in, and barely looked up as I approached the desk.
"$30 a night. Cash only. No refunds. No breakfast. No shower. No pool. And obviously no future if you haven't started leaving after my first six sentences. Still here? Welcome to the beggining of your life with no future..." She says in a sarcastic voice before I even get the chance to open my mouth.
My jaw slackens, shocked at her introduction.
"Uhhhh... y-you said $30 right? I'll take the best room... if that's even a thing. Doubtful though..." I finish saying the last part under my breath, finally getting her to look up.
She grins and says with a wink, "Now you get it! But it's a secret, so don't tell anyone!"
I laugh, and a warm and pleasant feeling spreads through my chest. I don't know exactly what it is, but it feels nice...
"I'd like a room for a week please," I say after a moment of catching my breath. "But I'm fresh out of cash. You wouldn't happen to know a close ATM, would you?"
"About a block over. In front of that Chinese takeout place." She replies her perfect teeth arranged in a playful grin.
"Thanks. I'll be right back." I say, already walking out. As I walk I suddenly stop.
"I'm such an idiot!"
I frantically pull up my status panel.
[STATUS
(GOD OF WEALTH SYSTEM)
(Kenneth Kingsley)
AGE: 18
LEVEL: 1/∞
45/100 EXP (Until next level)
Status: Mortal
Equipped Title: THE GUY WHO RESPONDS TO SCAM LIKELY CALLS
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STATS:
STRENGTH: 39/100
(Mortal average is 55)
INTELLIGENCE: 70/100
STAMINA: 18/100
APPEARANCE: 45/100
CHARISMA: 5/100
(Mortal average for each is 55)
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MISSION (FIXED)
For every $500,000 donated, the host will receive 10 WP. Max of 4 donations a day.
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Current Wealth: $1,160(+160)
Net Worth: $1,160
Real Estate Owned: 0
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Prestige: (1: 100 ratio for convenience): 0
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ABILITIES:
(PERMANENT):
INFINITE MONEY(Lvl. 1 ): Create any sum of money once every hour. (Current Limit: $100,000)
2x SPENDATURE CASHBACK (Lvl. 1 ): Instantly get double what you spend in cash back.
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SYSTEM SHOP (Lvl. 1 ): Spend Wealth Points (WP) to Upgrade Abilities and Stats, as well as to purchase rewards not of this world (Futuristic Design Patents, Potions, Black Tech, etc...)
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Daily Lotto:
1/1 spins remaining. Today's Daily Jackpot: 49% of shares of a random Fortune 500 company. (.0.0087% odds)
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Current Wealth Points (WP): 10
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UNLOCKED DIVINE TRAITS:
IMMORTALITY: Immunity from cellular aging.
HEALING FACTOR (Lvl. 1 ): heals wounds faster.
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ABILITIES:
(PERMANENT):
INFINITE MONEY(Lvl. 1 ): Create any sum of money once every hour. (Current Limit: $100,000)
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Yup. It's official. I'm an idiot.
Looking at this huge system provided boon that I'd nearly completely missed made me realize that I needed to conduct an extensive and thorough inspection of my system.
I absolutely do NOT want to miss or not fully comprehend any other major advantages the system can provide me.
After I finished stashing that mental note, I say internally say to the system, "I'd like to activate [INFINITE MONEY] and cash out all $100,000 for this hour. I need $97,000 of that to be in my checking account, and the rest in cash.
[Ding! Action executed. $97,000 has been deposited into your Chase Banking checking account. $3,000 has been stored in your physical asset system subspace (P.A.S.S.). You can withdraw any amount from your P.A.S.S. with a thought, though discretion is advisable]
"Alright, let's head back to the telly."
Whistling slightly, I head back to the motel with a noticeable spring in my step.
Pretty soon I'll be making some big boy moves. But until then, let's just have some fun...
To be continued...
To be continued...