Elon Musk once decided he needed a holiday on Mars. He packed his bag with a laptop, a Tesla key, and one book titled "How to Fix Rockets When They Explode." Before leaving, he tweeted, "Going to Mars. Be back soon."
When the rocket landed, Elon looked around and said, "Hmm… no Wi-Fi." He immediately started building a Mars-Net using solar panels and old rocket parts. A small Martian came near and asked, "Why are you here?"
Elon replied, "To make life multi-planetary… and also to test my new space shoes."
The Martian touched the shoes and said, "These look expensive."
Elon smiled and said, "Don't worry, they'll be cheaper next year."
Suddenly, the rocket's alarm rang. It showed a message: Low Battery.
Elon calmly plugged the rocket into a giant solar charger and said, "This is why I love renewable energy."
Before leaving, the Martian asked, "Will you come back?"
Elon answered, "Of course. Next time, I'll bring memes."
Back on Earth, people asked, "How was Mars?"
Elon replied, "Nice place. Needs better coffee."