"What the hell is going on here?!" Phobio, the black leopard fang, saw the entire population of Eurazania on the outskirts of the Jura-Tempest federation and couldn't help but feel a sense of bewilderment.
"Oh, lord Phobio, it's truly a pleasure to see you." The same citizen who stood up against the dome of fog was now greeting Phobio.
It was at this moment that the other beastketeers arrived with the elites of the monster nation, the two demons lords and the two true dragons.
"What the hell?" Rimuru voiced out loud as he watched the citizens of Eurazania already have some form of a functioning society.
The man seemed to recognize Rimuru from Lord Pneuma's description, "Oh, you must be Lord Rimuru, it's a pleasure to finally meet you. Lord Pneuma has told us a lot about you."
"Wait Pneuma? Are you serious?" Rimuru finally pieced alot of it together.
"If you want to know more, you can ask that man over there. That's Simon, he apparently works for Pneuma and has been asked to help us the whole time." He said while pointing towards the man in the center wearing a lab coat and reading a clipboard.
Everyone approached the man and Rimuru immediately grabbed his collar, "What the hell did you do!?"
"What do you mean? I teleported the citizens to a safe area." I defended myself vehemently.
Rimuru let go of me and seemed a bit confused, " We were just talking about how we can bring them here quick enough… but I guess… you fixed that already."
The beastman stepped forward, " Apologies but as someone that was saved by Pneuma, I can't let Mr Simon get harassed by anyone."
" Sir, Mr Simon is Pneuma." Rimuru's bombshell made the beastman look at Me in shock.
" Surely not… right?" Due to his confused query, I just nodded my head, "But you said… you were… a surbordinate of Pneuma sent to help us."
Simon: "I just said I was here to help, I never said who I work for. How does someone misinterpret something so badly."
"So you're actually… you're actually-" The beastman immediately kneeled before me, "Forgive me for not recognising you your excellency!"
"Huh oh, don't worry about it, I couldn't really care about it." I dismissed his actions and just went along with farming.
" Lord Pneuma, we can't ask you to such a menial task!" The beastman immediately tried to get me to stop farming when he felt a firm hand hold him in place.
The beast man looked back and found a beautiful women with snow white pearly hair and golden eyes stopping him, " Don't try to stop him. Farming is kinda a hobby for him, he finds it calming and therapeutic."
The beastman and everyone there was so surprised that a god can have such a menial and mundane hobby, well everyone except for Rimuru and Velzard.
Rimuru decided to pick up a tool and work and talk with Simon, "So tell me, what else have you done behind my back?"
"Well, I also sent Kevin and Yuura to decimate Claymans army." I spoke casually to Rimuru.
"Wha-" Rimuru reeled back from the sheer audacity of what I just said.
"Don't worry, they're fine. Infact, they should be finishing up right at this moment. Let me just check up on them right now." I immediately switched one of my thoughts processes over to the parallel existence I left to watch them.
'Hey, did you want something?' The other me seemed to be annoyed that I was checking up on him.
Simon: 'Whats up with you?'
Simon: 'Sorry but I feel like like I'm snooping in on Kevin and Yuura.'
Simon: ' Yeah, that's fair. So how far along are those two getting?'
Simon: ' I feel like there relationship is only just starting, should we be playing matchmaker?'
Simon: 'I mean with the conquest of Claymans army, not their… unlikely love. Did they takeover Claymans army situated within the city of the forgotten dragon?'
Simon: 'Of course, they're simply explaining everything to Father Middray. By the way, are you sure you don't want Adalmann and Ninehead.'
Simon: 'There's no need for those two, they can be converted to be on Rimuru's side and their abilities aren't really needed for Eden. Adalmann's power over the dead and Ninehead's power over beast are basically just weaker versions of Amanises and Darwin respectively.'
Simon: 'Ok then… soooo you gonna play matchmaker between Kevin and Yuura?'
Simon: 'Of course I am, those two are just absolutely adorable. It's kinda hard to just ignore them.'
Simon: 'I thought their relationship was extremely unlikely?'
Simon: 'That's what makes their relationship so adorable. Those two have opposing biologies and personalities and yet they still obviously interested in each other, it's like a fantasy romcom come to life.'
Simon: 'Touche, those two should be finishing up and returning to Tempest at the moment.'
'Ok then.' As our conversation finished, I reabsorbed the parallel existence through the fog, only to be face to face with Velzard.
'It seems that my body has been in a spat.' As I had remerged all my thought processes together, all my thought processes completely failed to do anything when faced with Velzard's close up face.
My face became red and steam erupted from my ears, "Za-zarry, what are you doing?"
"Oh nothing." Velzard seeing my face turn into a tomato, smiled in satisfaction.
Currently Velzard was wearing her usual black dress that highlights her voluptuous figure, but over it was an open front cardigan.
Seeing that outfit on Velzard made me blush evens more, my heart and mind were screaming at me, 'What the hell, how the hell does something so casual look so good on her?!!'
"See something you like?" Velzard continuously teased me while I was in a state of disarray.
"Please shut up. You know what you're doing to me." I said in resignation while I had my back to her and calming myself down.
Seeing my current state, Shuna walked forward and high fived Velzard.
'What the hell.'
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On a hill overlooking the entire ordeal, two figures were watching the entire scene, "Should we help Master with this? He doesn't seem to be dealing well with… that."
"If we interfere, we'll be regretting it afterwards. Plus, I think it's good that Lord Simon has a weakness… it makes it easier to exploit him."
" You know Kevin, you sound like some sort of Supervillain right now."