[CONFIDENTIAL WIRELESS TRANSMISSION— ENTRY LEVEL 2]
Date: 6 - 12 - 2015
To: All Chrono Control Foundation Agents
From: The Administrators
Subject: Automated Orientation Log
"Greetings, field agents. Welcome to the Chrono Control Foundation, where the most absurd paradoxical events are monitored. You should be honored that you will be joining me, the Great Felix le Fay in my grand—!"
WHACK!
"Oof!" He exclaimed.
[Audio signal destabilized, please wait...]
[-ERROR 404-]
[—Connecting...]
The sound of sibling banter can be heard in the distance of the recording.
"Hey, bug off! I told you — you're second!" He retorted.
"Give me that tape!" Sylvie commanded, taking away the recording from Felix.
She let out a long frustrated sigh.
[-Connected-]
"...Excuse my childish 'big' brother. My name is Sylvie le Fay, the administrator and the lead detective of CCF. Unlike my brother, I'm more than capable of handling the space and time continuum while attending to his antics. We are grateful to have you here in our voyage across millennia."
"May this journey lead us true." The siblings said in unison.
Signed by,
le Fay Siblings, Administrators of Chrono Control Foundation
[-THIS MESSAGE WAS APPROVED BY-]
MashiroEh, the Talentless Author