When the pain in his head finally faded, Eren saw his situation in a new light.
His whole body was wrapped around a woman and they were both sitting on the ground. If he leaned forward even a little, he could practically end up on top of her sexy body.
He lifted his eyes, shy at first, and looked into the green-eyed woman's face.
"Hello?"
The elf smiled when she understood him this time.
"Hi. Are you okay now?"
Eren nodded, then caught the curiosity in her expression and a truth slapped him in the face. This is a different universe, idiot. The gestures that work back home probably don't mean anything here, and they'd have no clue what I meant even if I flipped them off.
"Ehem. I'm fine. If you hadn't caught me, I'd have hit my head. Thank you."
Her green eyes looked pure, almost innocent, and Eren forgot what he was going to say for a few seconds.
She looks so beautiful.
Realising she was still holding a stranger by the arms, she stepped back and stood up. Every movement of her shapely, sexy body made something in Eren want to drop to his knees, but he was an adult and knew how to behave properly. Or maybe he was just a coward who couldn't handle the hate of a sexy milf after a day like that.
Her long blonde hair and the kind of face every woman on Earth would envy looked like it belonged on a poster labelled beauty. Her breasts were huge, and under the thin T-shirt, every detail was obvious.
The shirt barely covered her navel and was full of leaf symbols, with cuts and holes all around it. It was an unconventional T-shirt that didn't do a great job covering anything.
Strangely, Eren didn't find it weird.
Even though her clothes were overly revealing, it felt natural, like this was simply how she dressed here. He didn't see her as some lewd whore, just a person who wore her body like it was normal, because maybe it was.
His eyes were still on her when her sweet, melodic voice snapped him back to reality.
He only understood the sentence after he forced his gaze up to her face again. As she asked, "How did you just come out of nowhere?", she shifted the bow in her left hand and settled it back against the quiver on her back.
The question dragged Eren's memory into place.
"From where did I come fr..."
He turned, searching for the door he'd stepped through, but there was nothing. Behind him was only an empty grassy clearing in the middle of the trees.
"Honestly, I don't know exactly how I got here. Maybe it was a spell, or maybe I walked through a portal. It just happened by accident."
The elf woman looked at him like he was the most interesting person she'd ever seen, and nothing about her expression felt threatening. If anything, she looked curious.
"I came from another world, and I don't even know where I am."
Eren finally finished and waited for her reaction. Just getting it out made him feel lighter. He couldn't act like those fantasy characters who keep everything secret, not right now.
I don't even know what I'd do if I had to use the bathroom.
As he wondered how she'd respond, he heard soft "myu myu" sounds behind him.
"Watch out. Slimes!"
Her voice wasn't worried at all as she reached for her bow again.
Slime?
No way!
Two blue slimes stood where he'd just looked for the door. They were only fifteen to twenty inches tall, round like balls but half-liquid, and they weren't the cute, colourful things he'd imagined.
They had no eyes or mouths. Despite their size, they moved fast, and Eren's body screamed danger at the sight of them. It felt like a pair of aggressive stray dogs were charging straight at him.
Before he could even decide what to do, one slid right up to him. His heartbeat spiked and he suddenly felt naked, helpless. His brain locked up again and his body refused to move.
Vıss...
The elf woman's arrows shot past him and punched into the slimes. The creatures burst apart like they couldn't hold their shape anymore. She looked like a professional archer, killing two magical creatures with casual ease, like it was nothing.
Watching the sexy elf drop slimes like they were ants made Eren's fear evaporate. It also didn't help that when she raised her arms, her shirt rode up and her stomach flashed fully, the hemline tugging high against her chest.
With an insane effort, Eren forced his eyes to her face.
"Have you never seen a slime before?"
There was only curiosity in her expression. As she hooked the bow back into place with her left hand, the movement pulled at her chest and Eren had to swallow hard. Even her flawless, white armpits were stirring thoughts he definitely shouldn't have been having.
"There isn't any magic or magical creatures where I come from."
A dozen other details about Earth tried to crowd his tongue, but none of them mattered right now.
"Oh, and the voice in my head says I'm fit to live here in this Elven Realm."
"Ah, that's good to hear. So you can hear Evon, that's nice." She smiled lightly. "Then let me tell you a few important things on the way to the village."
She looked so innocent and happy that for a moment Eren wondered if he was being tricked. Still, even if he was being deceived, he couldn't pretend he had some grand objection to being stabbed or raped by a creature that gorgeous.
Besides, I don't have any other choice.
...
Before they started through the forest, Eren picked up a few stones and left a small marker where the door-like portal had opened. He didn't want to panic later if he needed to find his way back to Earth.
His mind was full of questions, so many he tried to crush them all before they could multiply. If he started thinking properly, he wouldn't stop.
Was the house my family used for generations, magical?
Why is there a f*king portal to another universe in my bedroom?
Did Mom and Dad know about this, and have any of my ancestors been here before?
Who was the last person to come here forty-nine years ago?
And can I find the phone number of the construction company that built our house?
That last one was a joke, but it made him snort anyway. The house was ancient and it would be a miracle to track down who built it, but right now he wanted to understand this new universe and, if possible, have a little fun.
It was also surprisingly easy to forget his old world for a while. After fighting with his girlfriend, his boss and then drowning in thoughts of his parents, a new world felt like a clean reset.
Maybe the bouncing boobs and ass of this elven woman had something to do with it. Who knows, right...
...
As they walked, they traded names and ages.
"My name is Emily. I'm twenty-five years old."
"I'm Eren. I'm twenty-five years old."
"Oh, so we're the same age. How is that possible?"
"I know I look older than twenty-five. I'll tell you why later."
Eren froze for a second after hearing that. So this milf wasn't a milf at all.
How the hell is that possible? She looks like a middle-aged beauty.
Their conversation didn't stay simple for long. Eren started talking like there was a psychologist from Earth walking beside him, and once he started, he couldn't stop.
He described the world he grew up in, gave the basics, then slipped into the details of his family and the city life he'd lived.
By the end, he'd even poured out the smallest, stupidest details about the people he'd fought with and exactly how he'd ended up here.
When he finished, Eren watched, almost in slow motion, as Emily stepped closer with that tender look still on her face. She opened her arms and without waiting for him to move, hugged him with her whole body, wrapping her arms around his back.
"Everything will be alright. Don't let anyone upset you and try to think about the good things in life. We only live once..."
Eren grinned with her huge breasts pressed against his chest and the scent of sweet fruit clinging to her skin. His head nodded automatically, then he forced actual words out.
"I'll try to be more positive."
Emily seemed satisfied that she'd helped someone who was upset, then she stepped back and kept walking. She didn't notice the young man behind her trying to hide his shorts with his hands.
For a few seconds, Eren forgot everything, including the fiancée he was planning to marry and even his own name.
...
Two or three minutes later, the forest thinned and they stepped onto a path with fewer trees. Short wooden buildings began to appear.
A small town came into view, built entirely from wood with trees threaded between the houses like they belonged there. Little fields and flower gardens spread around the edges, neat and bright.
Bunny-like animals hopped through the grass, and blond-haired elves like Emily moved between the buildings. There were plenty of green-haired elves too, and the closer they got, the more elves appeared.
For the first time, Eren truly felt it, this was a magical world. Even the slimes hadn't hit him the way this village did.
[Congratulations. You have entered a living space for the first time in the Elven Realm in Evon Universe!]
[You have entered Elden Forest Village in the Starting Zone 31!]
Stop using "congratulations" every single time, damn it!