"Hey, Moon, have a safe trip," said the woman who was so hot and so busty, like a real milf. But she was no ordinary woman—she was the goddess who woke me from my sleep.
"You know I can read your mind, right?" Moon asked, the goddess sounding irritated.
Read minds? That's actually a pretty good ability. If she really could read my mind, then she should know I don't really care.
"Fufufufu… really, as interesting as ever, Moon. Now go."
What was her name again? Friza? Erza? Terizla…?
The goddess patted my head and said, "It's Merzaya."
"Oh, right… Merzaya. What a lovely name."
"Fufufu… now, now, now. I would really fall in love with you if you keep doing that~" Merzaya teased.
"Fall in love? With me? Hahahahaha… then you must be the most boring goddess ever to exist, Merzaya. To fall for me is to fall into slumber."
"Fufufu~~ Look who's excited."
"Well, it's kinda rare having someone interested in me."
"Fufufu~~ You're acting cute, Moon. Are you a mortal worthy of me?" Merzaya asked.
"Oh, so I'm just a mortal in front of you… ha. Then how dare I think such things."
"Fufufu…"
Moon looked at his disappearing body in the void of space where he and Merzaya first met.
"I think this is it. Well, I'm not really into this reincarnation stuff. But really, your taste is bad, Madame. Douluo Dalu? For real?"
"That's Chinese anime? No—wait, they don't call it anime, do they? A world where everyone is mentally unstable, right? A love-struck woman. A manipulative man. Lustful kids. Incest! And many more kinds of bullshit… right?"
"At this rate, just throw me into AOT instead."
"Fufufu… you're really an oddball. But you're the one who rolled the roulette, Moon," said Merzaya.
"Yeah, and you, Madame, can probably control that wheel."
"Fufufufu… now you're blaming me, Moon. Such a naughty kid," Merzaya teased. "Anyway, have a nice trip… bye… bye~"
"Oh—bye, Madame!"
♤ [Long pause]
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[Location: Holy Soul Village]
Near a river, there was a dark purple flower. It looked like both a lily and a spider at the same time—perhaps that was why it was called a spider lily. But something about this flower was amiss. It was as tall as a young tree, standing around five to six feet in height. It looked like a monster, a beast disguised in floral form👉🏻
All the grass around it—and even the water in the river beside it—was corroding, eaten away by its presence.
Then the spider lily began to shake and tremble, as if something within its very stem was taking shape. Its flowers and leaves swayed violently. The stem started to expand, as though it were about to explode—
Kaboooooom!
The spider lily burst apart, torn into countless pieces. Black mist poured out, and at the very center of it sat a naked kid. His arms were wrapped around his knees, his head resting against them.
But something was wrong.
He looked dead.
No heartbeat could be heard in the entire forest.
Even the forest itself seemed to watch the scene in silent serenity.
The kid sat there, right where the spider lily had once grown. Slowly, he began to move. He shook his head, his purple hair swaying with the motion. Then he slowly raised his head. His eyes were also purple—much darker, deeper.
His face still carried a trace of childish cuteness.
The kid stood up. His skin was pale, corpse-like. He stood naked, unmoving. Looking closer, there was a hole in his chest—large enough to pierce straight through to his back.
His body resembled Ulquiorra's.
His eyes wandered around his surroundings.
Then he yawned and stretched his limbs, one by one.
"Ah… that felt good. That was probably the best sleep I've had in years… ah. So where's this?" asked the purple-haired kid.
"Hmm… forest, check. River, check. Grass, check. Nude kid, check. Intact memories, check. Everything seems fine. My body—"
He examined himself. Pale as a corpse. Tall, around six feet. He glanced down at his lower body and saw his manhood.
"Oh, would you look at that… really, such a perverted Madame you are, Merzzy…"
Then he looked at his upper chest and saw the massive hole occupying it entirely.
"Well, it seems the roulette really did its magic. Ulquiorra-like body appearance, medium… such a nasty body. I can even feel the air passing through the hole."
"Anyway, it's just the medium I inhabited."
"So what now? Oh yeah—Merzzy gave me a golden finger. All I have to do is think about Merzzy. Hmmm… she's even corrupting my mind. She said I need to think of her to summon the roulette. A really horny Madame."
Swoosh—
"Oh, here it is. A typical blue screen… and a roulette in the very center."
"Let's see. Merzzy said she'd give me free chances to roll."
"Hmm…"
"Well… what did I get this time?"
"O–ne Pi–ec–e Rou–let–te?"
"Did I roll this back in the void space?"
"Well, I forgot how many roulettes I rolled."
"I don't really get it, though. I used roulette for everything—my hair, my eyes, my bloodline, my medium, my golden finger, my location, birth, world, name, connections, appearance… and many more. I've lost count."
"What was it again? She wanted to test my luck?"
"What a woman… really, what a woman. She killed me, brought me to her home just because she was curious and intrigued by me. Then she let me roll countless roulettes and—bang—threw me into this world."
"Hu… hu… hu… really… women are dangerous."