“Wake up, Young Master Gojo. Your bathing maids are ready to bathe you for the Awakening.”

“Bathe me!? I’m a 21-year-old man, for crying out loud!”

“Seems like you really hit your head hard during the fall.”

“Huh?”

“Allow me to remind you. Today, Young Master Gojo, you turn 19 years of age and will finally undergo your last Awakening Ritual, where you will awaken your true bloodline. The entire clan awaits, and verily, you must be expectant.”

“Oh?”

“Now come quickly and have your bath. I’ll take your clothes off for you.”

“Wait, what are you do...,”

ZIIIIIP

“I can,”

“Don’t worry, Young Master. I’ll help you to the bath myself.”

“But I can,”

WOOOBBLE

PLUMP!

‘So… so soft!!!!’

“Do you feel uncomfortable, Young Master? I’m sorry. Should I let you down?”

“All apologies taken to heart. You know, now that I think about it, my legs feel a bit sore lately, so… I don’t mind.”
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This was the awkward situation Gojo, an introverted gamer and webnovel binge-reader, found himself in after getting truck-kuned on Earth.

It was a popular dating sim game that had been recommended to him earlier, one he had planned to play on the very night of his death.

Now, he finds himself in a familiar yet equally unfamiliar world, an unfamiliar body, and an unusually familiar, perverted, yet overpowered System.

Follow the journey of Gojo as he embarks on the Path of an Eroge World Conquest, conquering worlds and becoming the strongest while, of course, claiming the most oppalicious, bootylici… hmm, hmm. I mean, a harem befitting of a true Conqueror!

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Chapter 1 - Why So Serious