Chapter 1: Crash Landing in Chaos
The Third Ninja War sucked. Non-stop fights. Near Konoha village. Forests full of smoke. Iwa ninjas from Stone attacked hard. Uzumaki clan helped Konoha. Kushina was there. Red hair flying. She threw chains. Trapped bad guys. Sealed them good.
Boom! Fire jutsu everywhere. Kunai knives flew like rain. Guys screamed. Blood on ground. Then sky lit up. Gold pod came fast. Like shooting star. Hit dirt big boom. Trees fell. Fighters stopped. Looked shocked.
Pod door open slow. Baby crawled out. Black spiky hair stuck up. Brown tail wagged. This baby was Goku. He was Saiyan warrior before. Died big fight with Beerus. God cat guy. Now soul in new baby body. In Naruto place.
Goku looked around. Rubbed eyes. Where am I? Smells like meat cooking. And lots of fight. Cool! Hungry already.
Ding! Saiyan Evolution System start! Hi Goku. You reborn. Naruto world. Time of big war. Your body: Baby Saiyan. Power level 100. Mission one: Eat 10 kilos meat. Kill 5 enemies. Prize: Unlock Ki inside you. 1000 points.
Goku baby fists tight. Baby laugh loud. "Food time! Fight time! Yeah!" Closest Iwa ninja saw him. Thought easy kill. Ran with sword. Earth wall up from ground.
Goku jump. Punch wall—crack! Go through. Hit ninja face. Head explode like melon. Blood spray. "One down! Meat pouch!" Goku grab bag from dead guy. Eat jerky fast. Chewy good.
Two more ninjas come. One throw shuriken. Goku tail block. Whip tail—hit second guy neck. Snap sound. Dead. "Two! More meat." He burp. Burp make small fire ball. Accidental Ki shot. Cut third ninja half. Guts out. "Oops. Three!
"Kushina finish her fight. Chains glow red. Saw baby monster. Eating dead man food. Killing easy. "What dattebane?! Demon baby? Summon?
"Last two Iwa guys panic. "Monster! Run!" One try water jutsu. Goku run fast. Punch stomach. Guy puke blood. Fly into tree. Dead. "Four!" Last guy trip on root. Goku sit on him. Eat more. Then punch head. "Five! Mission done.
"Good job! Ki unlock. Power feel warm in tummy. +1000 points. Shop open later.
Kushina walk close. Pick up Goku. He full belly. Smile big. Blood on face. "Hi lady! I Goku. You pretty strong. Chains cool. Wanna fight me? Or share meat?
"Kushina blink. Laugh hard. "Silly tail baby. You saved my back. Come Konoha. We fix you up." She carry him. Soft warm. Goku sniff hair. Smells nice. Like spice.
New alert! Harem scan. Kushina Uzumaki. Bond level 1 out 10. Get close. Kiss later. Big power ups.
Konoha scouts come. See dead Iwa pile. One baby. They freak. Kushina yell, "He mine now! Adopt him." Goku wave. "Hi friends! Ramen?
"War go on. But Konoha got new weapon. Gold hair baby.