Inside the Uchiha Compound.
"Kagami Uchiha! You traitor! You disgrace to the Uchiha!"
Uchiha Laicai roared in anger, as if shouting was the only way to steady his mind.
"That's right! You are a traitor to the Uchiha! Helping outsiders enter the clan grounds!"
"Are you crazy? Kagami Uchiha!"
Uchiha Laicai's brothers, Golden Arowana and Silver Arowana, provided backup support from the side.
Kagami was stunned. He pointed a finger at his own nose.
"Me? Traitor? Disgrace? Do you want to look at what you guys did?"
Saying this, Kagami pointed at the underwear in Uchiha Laicai's hand.
Uchiha Laicai panicked and quickly hid it behind his back.
"Is it any of your business what I do? I... I was just helping my mother dry her underwear! Why did you barge in for no reason! You guys are the perverts!"
Uchiha Laicai roared with all his might, attempting to turn the tide with this excuse.
However, Mizuna wasn't going to let him have his way...
"You say it's our fault? Then let me ask you, does your mother need to wear so much underwear? Some are wide, some are narrow. Does your mother's body shape change that drastically?" Mizuna said effortlessly.
Uchiha Laicai stammered in response:
"My... my mom gained weight, and now she's losing weight. Is that not allowed? Can you manage that? You!"
At this moment, Hiruzen suddenly leaped out and shouted:
"Bullsht! Your mother! Auntie has always had a great figure! It's nothing like what you described! You are lying!"
Everyone turned to look at Hiruzen.
Seeing everyone looking at him, Hiruzen thought:
It's here! It's here! My time to shine!
Hiruzen took a few steps forward and puffed out his chest.
"All the beautiful and cute girls in Konoha, whether it's their measurements or their looks, I remember them all! I cannot be wrong! So you are lying!" Hiruzen said confidently.
Uchiha Laicai was stunned at first, then felt disgusted by Hiruzen Sarutobi's shamelessness. Then, he suddenly realized something.
"Hiruzen Sarutobi! I f your mom! You peeked at my mom taking a bath! I'm going to gouge your eyes out!"
Uchiha Laicai wanted to rush forward and beat Hiruzen, but he was stopped by his brothers, Golden Arowana and Silver Arowana.
"Forget it, Boss! Forget it! They have more people."
"Yeah! Don't go, they have more people."
The two persuaded the berserk Uchiha Laicai.
Under their persuasion, Uchiha Laicai gradually calmed down.
"Hiruzen Sarutobi! Just you wait! I will definitely get my revenge!"
Hiruzen smiled.
"Come hit me then~ Come hit me then~" (Note: Stephen Chow / Hail the Judge meme).
Seeing Hiruzen acting so cheaply, Uchiha Laicai couldn't tolerate it anymore.
"Hiruzen Sarutobi! You wait! I'll definitely kill you when I find a chance!"
Uchiha Laicai wanted to rush up again but was blocked by a crowd of people. Seeing that he couldn't win, he roared:
"What's the fun in a group of people beating up three? If you have the guts, come out for a 1v1!"
Hearing this, Mizuna laughed and said:
"You think you can fight? What's the use of fighting! To survive in this world, you need influence, you need a background~ Which gang are you from?" (Note: Young and Dangerous / "Crow" meme).
Uchiha Laicai replied:
"Name's Laicai! You can call me Brother Cai~ If you're not used to that... you can call me Crown Prince. I can handle it!"
Mizuna laughed maniacally internally.
You fing want to be the Crown Prince? There's only one Crown Prince in Naruto! And that's fing Naruto Uzumaki!
Mizuna smiled and walked slowly toward Uchiha Laicai. When he was right in front of him, he patted Laicai's face gently and said:
"Oh~~ So~ you~ are~ a~ Little! Punk!"
Uchiha Laicai got anxious and wanted to strike, but Mizuna stopped him.
"Eh! Didn't you want a 1v1? Fine~ No problem! Pick anyone from this crowd! If you win, you can all leave~"
Uchiha Laicai smiled and thought:
I am a dignified Uchiha. Can't I beat a few commoner ninjas? Hilarious!
Saying this, Uchiha Laicai revealed his One-Tomoe Sharingan.
Mizuna leaned close to Kagami and asked:
"Why is this kid still so trash? I remember he had One-Tomoe last time we met, right? Why is it still the same?"
Kagami replied:
"Mizuna, you don't know. This guy relies on his grandfather's status in the clan. Otherwise, how would he dare to be so arrogant?"
Mizuna nodded thoughtfully.
On the other side, Uchiha Laicai was selecting his opponent.
"Come on! Step forward if you don't want to die!"
All the boys present took a step forward.
"Hey hey hey! We agreed on 1v1! 1v1! Follow the rules, okay?"
Uchiha Laicai scanned the crowd and found an honest-looking guy standing inside.
"Hey! You! The dark-skinned one! You come out!"
The young man pointed at himself and walked over.
"Looking at you, you don't look like much of a ninja. I'll even let you punch me once!"
BAM.
The dark-skinned lad punched Uchiha Laicai in the stomach.
Uchiha Laicai felt like he was about to vomit his breakfast.
"Such strength... what do you do for a living?"
The dark-skinned lad scratched his head honestly and said:
"My family just farms..."
Uchiha Laicai cursed:
"If you're a farmer, go back to farming! Why are you causing trouble here!"
The dark-skinned lad turned and walked away, muttering:
"Crazy person..."
Uchiha Laicai shouted:
"Hey! If I didn't see that you were an honest person! I would have K.O.'d you!"
After that, Uchiha Laicai looked at the crowd again. Seeing the chubby Torifu Akimichi standing there, he shouted:
"That fatty! Yes! You! Come out!"
Hearing someone call him "Fatty," Torifu Akimichi instantly went Red Team (Red with rage) and activated the Partial Expansion Jutsu.
Seeing this, Uchiha Laicai immediately shouted again:
"Wrong person! I called the wrong person! You're too slim, not you! That guy over there with red paint on his face! You come here!"
Inuzuka (likely ancestor) heard someone calling him and walked out with his 1.6-meter tall Ninja Dog.
Seeing the massive dog, Uchiha Laicai immediately shouted again:
"Ah! I meant the guy who talked back to me earlier! Not you!"
Hiruzen heard this.
"My turn?"
He immediately activated his "Scoundrel Mode."
WHAM.
A flying kick slammed into Laicai.
Uchiha Laicai's Sharingan didn't even react before he was sent flying.
When Uchiha Laicai crawled up, he looked at the group of boys and realized there wasn't a single normal person.
"Hey! Is this a mistake? Isn't there a single normal person? Today I'll be merciful! I'll let you guys go! Match cancelled! Everyone disperse!"
Saying this, Uchiha Laicai tried to turn and leave, but he bumped right into Hiruzen.
He was confused. He looked behind him, then at Hiruzen in front of him.
"When did you get behind me?"
Hiruzen smiled cruelly and pointed behind Laicai.
"Why don't you look behind you again?"
Uchiha Laicai turned around and found a mob of men standing behind him, grinning cruelly.
Uchiha Laicai gulped.
"Let's agree on one thing! Not the face..."
Hiruzen didn't care about that. He punched Uchiha Laicai straight in the face and shouted:
"Brothers! I fired the first shot! F HIM UP!"
The crowd swarmed forward, punching and kicking Uchiha Laicai.
In the back, the two brothers, Golden Arowana and Silver Arowana, watched this scene blankly.
"Shouldn't we help?"
"You go first..."
The two: "......"
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