"My research, in the short time I have been in this world so far, showed me that the timeline in this world is a mess.
There is no Supergirl, and Superman hasn't met Darkseid yet, but Queen Maxima did apparently pay a visit to Earth to find a mate several weeks before the founding of the Justice League.
There was no intergang attack on Metropolis Gold Exchange, but Mr. Mxyzptlk did appear to torment Superman for his own amusement.
Which makes me curious about what the Dark God of Apokalyps is doing, since he has yet to set his sights on Earth.
So this world, as far as I figured out, was a fusion of Superman: The Animated Series and the Justice League cartoon.
This makes me question the accuracy of my knowledge, but Joe Chill was spot-on, and the events of the Justice League seem to be progressing as expected.
I claimed to be an information broker, because I honestly had no idea how to tell living, breathing, real people that they were merely cartoons in my world, meant to amuse the masses for profit.
How would one react to this? With disbelief? Or perhaps anger? Maybe they won't even be able to comprehend my words due to some meta effect?
Nonetheless, I will build an information network, as the events of the future are bound to change due to my intervention.
For now, acquiring capital is my first order of business, after I find a bodyguard. Fortunately, Superman has yet to meet Volcana again, and her pyrokinetic abilities would be perfect."