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Chapter 296 - Chapter 276: A Tangled Mess Part III

"But still, what exactly was the plot of Sailor Moon again?"

Li Ke scratched his head, suddenly realizing this fact.

He truly had never watched Sailor Moon, and he felt that the strength—or rather, the destructive power—of these Sailor Guardians was just so-so. While they couldn't be called weak, if he wanted to capture them and lock them away in a basement to make them his personal sex slaves, it wouldn't be overly difficult.

If nothing else, these girls probably couldn't even resist his water manipulation.

However, just as Li Ke was getting a bit worked up from staring at their fair legs and was planning to find some beautiful triad woman later to take care of his physical needs, the Sailor Guardians finally woke up.

The first to awaken was the girl named Rei Hino. Instead of standing up immediately, she just stayed alert, using her slightly parted eyes to observe Li Ke.

But the moment she saw Li Ke, she couldn't help but blush.

The muscles on Li Ke's body looked very natural, completely unlike those in One Piece. Furthermore, due to his cultivation, his overall temperament had undergone a transformation. This directly elevated Li Ke from what was originally an average appearance to being reasonably handsome.

Most importantly, that palpable sense of power and security instantly left the relatively more mature Rei Hino dazed.

At this time, the other Sailor Guardians also woke up from the concussion-induced fainting spell, and they all looked toward Li Ke.

"Since you're awake, just get up. Even though I'm wanted, everyone I killed deserved to die, and I'm the one who saved you all. If I wanted to do anything to you, I would have done it long ago."

Li Ke spoke directly as he looked at these Sailor Guardians who were waking up one by one but pretending to sleep.

As soon as his voice fell, the five Sailor Guardians sat up. They looked at each other in surprise and then asked in unison:

"Who are you? Why do you have such strong power? Are you a Sailor Guardian too?"

The most energetic one, Usagi Tsukino, looked at Li Ke and immediately rattled off a bunch of questions, while Li Ke pointed to his own body speechlessly.

"Do you think I look like a pervert who would wear a sailor suit?"

Li Ke was utterly speechless. Why on earth did Usagi Tsukino think he was a Sailor Guardian?

Did he look like a cross-dressing pervert?

"Is there anything perverted about a man wearing a sailor suit?"

Usagi Tsukino's mind was full of question marks, but she couldn't help but look at the hand Li Ke used to point at his own chest, wanting to carefully examine his body to see if he was actually wearing a sailor suit.

Instead, she caught sight of Li Ke's robust pectoral and abdominal muscles, causing her cheeks to instantly flush red. She couldn't resist using her white gloved hands to cover her face.

"Tsk."

The corner of his mouth twitched. Such pure and innocent reactions left Li Ke with very little desire to tease them; he wasn't some creepy middle-aged guy who had never seen a woman.

"Anyway, be careful when choosing your enemies next time. Don't go challenging opponents whose strength far exceeds your own, especially when your teamwork is a tangled mess."

Li Ke offered a kind word of advice. He figured that by the time these five green Sailor Guardians matured, he would have already finished his mission.

Besides, he hadn't watched Sailor Moon and didn't know how strong the villains were. Manga artists from the last century particularly loved giving the protagonists a bunch of villains who couldn't be defeated in a straightforward fight, leaving them to be beaten only through things like love, friendship, and ideals.

A hyper-realistic guy like him, who only cared about enjoying women and getting stronger, shouldn't get mixed up in it.

He didn't have any hot-blooded dream of becoming the number one in the world.

Even though he did indeed want to become a powerful existence.

Therefore, Li Ke didn't plan on associating with these girls, who clearly looked like they would never agree to a harem.

It couldn't be helped; Li Ke knew very well the differences between the female characters in works from the two distinct eras. Setting everything else aside, even Sakura—the original Anime Top Moe whom he had met before—would very decisively end her romance if she found out she was being cheated on, rather than accepting it like female characters from later eras would.

He didn't plan on looking for trouble.

Besides... wouldn't it be better if he spent some time gathering and bundling up the teacher played by Sharla Cheung, the character played by Vivian Chow, along with Chingmy Yau, Aunt Thirteen, and the like?

The concubine culture in Hong Kong was quite prominent, after all.

As for the issue of being wanted...

Since he needed to cause a disruption in the plot to force that monster to come find him, if he just directly slaughtered the Governor of Hong Kong, sank the British warships, forced his way into Buckingham Palace, and attacked a few military bases, then the so-called plot of those Hong Kong films would be completely done for, wouldn't it?

When that time came, as long as the British didn't deploy nukes, wouldn't he have whatever he wanted?

Li Ke didn't think the so-called plots of Hong Kong films could withstand this level of destruction from someone like him.

"Then why did you kill people?!"

Hearing this, Usagi Tsukino asked without a moment's hesitation, her pure mind having never experienced the harsh beatings of society. She stepped directly in front of Li Ke to block his path, causing the four Sailor Guardians behind her to immediately cover their faces.

"Because they deserved to die."

Li Ke felt this plot was somewhat familiar, a bit melodramatic, and rather aggravating—the exact kind of writing that risks making readers drop their subscriptions.

Even so, he subconsciously asked back:

"What, you think it's wrong?"

Usagi Tsukino's pure, flawless mind, completely unmarred by the harsh realities of the world, smoothly produced a response, just as smoothly as her legs inspired thoughts of experiencing their silky texture.

"Of course! Killing people is definitely wrong!"

Looking at this beautiful girl who was asking a question out of pure, genuine foolishness and absolute sincerity, Li Ke stroked his chin. He felt that if he left her to her own devices, it would most likely lead to one outcome.

This young girl would think he was someone forced to become a "bad guy," or she would say things that would give him a headache, or do something else that highlighted how sheltered she was, making people annoyed.

Moreover, this attitude...

Instantly made Li Ke decide to teach her a lesson.

"Then do you have any idea how much wearing an outfit like this fires a man up?!"

Li Ke directly grabbed the arm of Usagi Tsukino, who had delivered herself right to him, pulled her in front of himself, and stated his true personal feelings.

"Fired up? But you aren't wearing anything on your upper body either!"

Usagi Tsukino looked completely clueless. She didn't understand how wearing a sailor suit fired Li Ke up. While this outfit did expose some skin, he, Li Ke, wasn't wearing a shirt either!

Who was he flaunting those pectoral muscles for!

However, before she could say anything else, Li Ke directly grabbed her chin and pressed his lips against hers. He slid his tongue right inside, swirling and drawing in the moisture from her mouth along with her cute, soft little tongue.

Usagi was instantly stunned, her mind going completely blank.

My... my first kiss...

She couldn't believe it, but the domineering tongue kissing inside her mouth was very real, as was the continuous action of drawing away her breath and moisture.

A bizarre sensation rushed straight to the top of her head, leaving her brain buzzing.

The pure young girl cared deeply about her first kiss, but Li Ke pushed even further. Using his other hand, he gripped Usagi's chest, squeezing the little rabbit firmly a few times before sliding his hand straight toward her shapely rear end.

"Let go of Usagi, quick!"

"Unhand her! You lecher!"

"What are you doing!"

The remaining Sailor Guardians rushed forward the instant they reacted. But before they could take a single step, Li Ke—who was monitoring their movements the entire time—casually waved his hand. The Sailor Guardians, who were still unfamiliar with their own power, felt their feet slip and all tumbled to the ground.

Meanwhile, Li Ke sneered in his heart.

Fighting people while wearing high heels...

Glancing at the high heels on their pristine feet, Li Ke's hand unhesitatingly squeezed Usagi's highly elastic rear end, gave it a firm slap, and smoothly stroked her sleek thigh. At that moment, he released the hand of the dazed, breathless Usagi and guided it down. Right through his trousers, he made her grasp his already rigid spear.

Then, leaning close to Usagi's ear, he raised a hand to trap the limbs of the Sailor Guardians trying to stand up inside spheres of water, before speaking right beside her ear.

"Naturally, I meant being fired up in this sense... Little rabbit, if a naive little white rabbit like you remains this innocent, you're going to get eaten up. Don't you ever stop to think? Since I went out of my way to save you guys instead of locking you cute girls in a basement to bear my children while you were unconscious, could the people I killed really be good citizens?"

Usagi Tsukino—Usagi didn't know what she was holding in her hand, but right now she only felt her heart pounding furiously, her head buzzing, entirely oblivious to everything.

"I'm no good guy. So if you say something like that next time, I'll drag you to my house and make a cute girl like you give birth to a beautiful daughter for me. And if your companions try to stop it... I'll have them join you for the prenatal checkups!"

Having said that, Li Ke gently tapped the cute girl's head, then turned and departed.

He wasn't joking. If Usagi stubbornly kept causing trouble for him and her fellow Sailor Guardians helped her out, he—who didn't know the plot of Sailor Moon anyway—would truly use his spear to get all five of these beautiful girls pregnant!

After all, no matter how one looked at it, the plot of Sailor Moon definitely shouldn't involve them marrying a single man and giving birth to his children! This would absolutely count as destroying the plot!

As for what the true desires of these girls would be when that time came...

He had already warned them. If they still came looking for trouble, they would naturally have to be mentally prepared for the consequences.

After he left, Usagi remained frozen in place. The other Sailor Guardians finally broke free from the water spheres due to Li Ke intentionally loosening his control, rushing over to her side.

However, if Li Ke had actually watched Sailor Moon, he would definitely have been curious about one thing.

Why on earth were the Sailor Guardians so weak?

But since Li Ke hadn't watched it, he couldn't care less.

Walking out of the small river channel, Li Ke stretched his arms. He randomly found a triad thug, gave him a beating, and then, feeling thoroughly refreshed, went to buy a change of clothes before heading off to find the thug's boss.

Some of the things he had witnessed yesterday had rubbed him the wrong way, so he decided to slaughter every single underworld boss he could lay his eyes on. As for those like Old Man Lung, since they had already "washed their hands in a golden basin" and retired from the criminal underworld, Li Ke naturally wouldn't violate the martial world's rules by killing them directly.

Breaking all five of their extremities, cutting out their tongues and mouths, gouging out their eyes, destroying their eardrums, and then burning their skin was just about enough.

As for killing them?

Apologies, but Li Ke was someone who possessed the fire of a red dragon, after all. How could he possibly disregard the rules of the martial world?

He had always been highly law-abiding, alright!

"Since you enjoyed tyrannizing ordinary people so much, you should have expected this day would come."

Casually tossing his lighter onto the ground, Li Ke watched as yet another familiar face of a triad boss was engulfed in gasoline. With a lollipop dangling from his mouth, he turned and left.

Although puffing on a cigar or a cigarette would have been far more fitting at a moment like this, he had quit smoking and had no intention of relapsing.

However, as he stepped out of the front gates of this stronghold, he spotted a woman who caught him somewhat by surprise.

Misato Katsuragi.

Looking at the woman who was leaning against the doorframe, watching him with absolute composure and not a trace of fear, Li Ke couldn't resist asking:

"Yo, are you here to play the righteous hero?"

"Not at all. And what are you, a kid? Trying to play the righteous hero but using a lollipop instead of a cigarette just because you can't smoke... and a giant swirl lollipop at that?"

Misato watched the giant swirl lollipop in Li Ke's mouth, utterly speechless. If it had been a cigar or a cigarette in his mouth, she might have appreciated the look a little. But a giant swirl lollipop...

It truly had absolutely zero connection to looking like an expert!

"Who made a rule that an expert has to smoke when playing the righteous hero?! Lollipops are great! Besides, they come in strawberry and orange flavors... Forget it, I didn't come to debate this with you. What are you looking for me for? Let's get one thing straight first: I have no interest in the organization behind you, nor do I plan on joining any organization."

Li Ke waved his hand dismissively, indicating that he had no desire to go fight Angels.

What a joke. An Angel's A.T. Field could withstand direct nuclear strikes. Even if he might gain the physical constitution of that world by going there, he didn't think the wall of his own heart was particularly fortressed!

After all, he always preferred to be heart-to-heart with lovely ladies!

Mainly because during a rear entry, their hearts would inevitably align together...

"Huh? I didn't come to recruit you into some organization... I'm far more interested in that bizarre creature. If I'm not mistaken, you're killing these human scum here not just because you can't stand them bullying ordinary people, but also because you want to lure out some monster, right? For instance, that monster on the bridge today."

Misato's eyes narrowed. The exact instant Li Ke killed that monster, a voice had told her that only by completely destroying the monster would she be able to return to her own world and bring the prize back with her.

She didn't care about the prize, but she desperately wanted to go back for a very simple reason.

Her direct superior had ordered her to pick up his son, and this superior's son happened to be a pilot. On top of that, there was a battle against an Angel scheduled for today!

Therefore, she had to get to the bottom of this!

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