Minutes later—
BANG—!
Amber burst back into Angel's Share.
"HELP—!!!"
"IT'S AN EMERGENCY—!!!"
The tavern fell silent.
"Amber? Where's Eula?" Jean asked sharply.
"She—she—!"
Amber pointed outside, face red.
"She turned into a yandere—!!!"
PFFT—!!!
Kaeya sprayed alcohol across the floor.
"…WHAT."
Amber panic-dumped everything.
"Eula kneeling! Hands inside his shirt! Touching his chest! Saying 'don't move' and 'I'll break it'—!"
Jean's brain blue-screened.
Kaeya collapsed laughing.
Lisa smiled dangerously.
Jean snapped into commander mode.
"Knights of Favonius—MOVE! We are… ah… stabilizing the situation!"
They arrived—
And saw everything.
Eula froze.
Her hand slipped—
CRACK—!!!
Yichen screamed.
Chaos.
Yichen lifted his shirt again.
The bulge was now monumental.
He stared.
"…I'm tired."
"This world…"
"…should just end."
Venti rolled off the roof laughing.
Eula stared at the bulge.
Pulled out a dagger.
"Lie down."
"I'll shave it flat."
"This grudge goes into the next life."