~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Want to know what happens next? 30+ advanced chapters await you on Patreon! Be the first to read what others will have to wait for. Join the community and read ahead today!
(P).(A).(T).(R).(E).(O).(N)
patreon.com/Kun_Blig
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You wouldn't think the whiskers would be such a put off. No one said a damn thing about it back home." Naruto grumbled as he walked through the Norwegian village's streets. As he walked along the sidewalk, every few people would give him a bewildered look upon seeing his face.
"You're forgetting that in your world the whiskers on your cheeks weren't exactly the strangest thing. When people can walk on walls and breath fire like its nothing, you tend to not give a shit if someone has whisker marks."Kurama said in his mind.
Naruto sighed but couldn't help but concede his point, still scowling when a mother steered her child away from his path, "I've been here for a week, and I still haven't found the church the Ancient One told me about. Everyone I ask looks at me like I'm an idiot."
Naruto stuffed his hands into his jean pockets. Due to the nice weather outside Naruto only wore a simple red t-shirt that read "I Heart Tonsberg" emboldened on the chest.
"First of all, you are an idiot. Second, has it not occurred to you that perhaps that ancient woman is only leading you astray? For all we know this is all but a wild goose chase."
As Naruto was about to answer he started to walk past a quant looking café. Looking over, Naruto made brief eye contact with what looked like an employee walking inside.
The girl looked only a couple years older than him and had dark red hair that reminded him of his mother's. Walking passed her, Naruto walked several feet before coming to a stop. Looking back at the shop, Naruto decided he could use a drink. Walking into the small café Naruto saw that he was the only one inside now.
Heading up to the counter to order something to drink he continued his conversation with his partner, "Even if you're right, I can't take that chance. This is the only lead we got on how to return home, no matter how slim it is." Seeing that the girl from before was ready to make his order, Naruto walked forward, switching to a Norwegian dialect, "Hello, I'd like to order a caffé mocha please."
The girl couldn't seem to take her eyes off of him as she put his order in, causing Naruto to sigh inwardly thinking she was looking at his whiskers. Giving her the correct amount of money needed he then, without really looking, got his change and receipt as he walked over to a table to wait for his order.
Sitting down, Naruto gave a quick glance around the shop, seeing that people were now beginning to file in and make their orders and sit down. Giving a final glance at the receipt as he was about to stuff it in his pocket, he stopped upon seeing that the girl had given him what looked to be what human's called their "telephone numbers."
"Seems that the girl is interested in you, brat."Kurama said with a chuckle.
Naruto looked up and over at the girl that had given him her phone number, the two making momentary eye contact before she looked down with a slight smile and blush, "Why would she give me her telephone number though?"
"So she can talk to you I guess. Isn't that what those contraptions are for anyway?"
"But why wouldn't she just talk to me face to face? Talking to each other on the telephone just seems so stupid." Naruto said, looking back down at the number in wonder.
"How am I to know the inner functions of these week little worms? For such an advanced race they sure are boring. If it weren't for that little brawl you had earlier, I'd be dying of boredom."
At the mention of said brawl, Naruto was forced to remember a fight he had gotten into on his first night of arrival. He'd been minding his own business when somebody mistook him for an average tourist and tried to rob him with a flimsy little knife. Naruto then proceeded to break his nose and then stealhiswallet, which just so happened to carry several hundred dollars in it.
"Well I don't really want to put too much attention on myself, I've done that enough what with the whole arriving in a wormhole that gave off a supposed staggering amount of power. If The Masters could find me, who's to say other groups on this planet can't as well?" Naruto said.
"If anyone ever tried to kill you on this planet you'd obliterate them."He could practically feel the scoff in Kurama's words,"But I suppose you have a point. The more covert we are the better."
Naruto heard his order called out, and looking up he saw that same girl smiling at him as she held his drink. Getting up Naruto thought, "It's not like I'd be able to call her anyway, I don't have one of those telephones. Though, now that I think about it, everyone else on this planet seems to have one, it might be a good idea to get one of my own."
Reaching the counter, Naruto gave one of his smiles at the girl, thanking her as she gave him his coffee, causing said girl's face to light up like a flash light.
"We've got company."Kurama warned.
Naruto nodded, having felt a presence make its way to his table. Looking over where he had been sitting, Naruto saw that a man as sitting across from where he had been. Walking over to the table, Naruto saw that he seemed to not even be paying attention, looking down at the phone in his hands, a rather new looking touch screen one to be exact. And iPhone 3G if he remembered the television commercials right. The man seemed to be of the same African descent as Karl Mordo going off of his darker skin tone and features. The man was as bald as the Ancient One with a groomed goatee and an eyepatch covering his left eye. The man wore all black, with the long leather trench coat giving him a rather bad ass vibe.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Want to know what happens next? 30+ advanced chapters await you on Patreon! Be the first to read what others will have to wait for. Join the community and read ahead today!
(P).(A).(T).(R).(E).(O).(N)
patreon.com/Kun_Blig
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~