Chapter 88: The Gods Go Shopping đď¸đ¸đŚ
âWith the pantry completely empty, Ling-Feng (đŞď¸) dragged the Seven Guardians to the local human market. Despite wearing casual clothes, their godly statures naturally turned heads.
âđ Kael's High-Voltage Bargaining
âAt a fruit stall, the shopkeeper tried to overcharge them for apples. Kael (âĄ) immediately stepped into his face. "300 rupees? Are these apples or Zaros's dark-matter cores?!" Kael gasped dramatically. "150 rupees, not a single penny more. Or else, see those power lines up there? I'll short-circuit them so fast your apples will turn into baked apple pies without a stove!" đ¤ŁâĄ Out of sheer panic from the sudden static electricity in the air, the vendor happily sliced the price in half.
âđŚđ The Lunar King's Coin Crisis
âWhen they stopped for ice cream, Gojung (đ) confidently handed the vendor an ancient, priceless solid-gold coin from his celestial temple. The ice cream man bit it and scoffed, "What century is this from? Give me paper cash or scan the UPI QR code!" The supreme commander of the cosmos stood completely frozen, having absolutely no idea how digital banking worked, whispering to Ryun (đĽ) for backup, who was also broke. 𤣠Ling-Feng eventually stepped in to pay the bill, giving the 'mighty gods' a hilarious scolding.
âWalking back to the Butterfly Mansion with bags full of groceries and Kael holding colorful balloons, Gojung smiled, realizing that learning the simple rules of human life with his family was a far better reward than any celestial throne.