Living Room — Late Afternoon
Laddu cleared his throat loudly.
Too loudly.
Attention was demanded. 📢😤
"I have names," he announced proudly.
"Updated list."
Very official. 📜✨
Mother took the paper.
Her eyes already suspicious.
Danger sensed. 👀⚠️
"First name," she read slowly,
"Modi-ji."
The room froze solid. 🧊😶
Father reacted instantly.
"No."
Full stop. ❌
Maya waved both hands.
"No politics in diapers."
Hard boundary. 🚫👶
The cousin adjusted her glasses.
"Extremely high debate risk."
Data confirmed. 📊🤓
Candy whispered dramatically,
"Too serious."
Traumatized already. 😰
Denied.
Rejected.
Buried forever. ⚰️
Mother moved on quickly.
No discussion allowed.
Next victim. ➡️
"Second name," she read,
"Dexter."
Pause. 🤔
Maya tilted her head.
"…Lab genius vibes."
Low-key impressed. 🧪🧠
Father considered seriously.
"At least intelligent."
Respectable. ✔️
The cousin nodded.
"High competence, low chaos."
Approved by science. 📈
Candy frowned.
"Is he scary?"
Concerned. 😟
Mochi smiled softly.
"…Maybe a little."
Honest. 🙂
Undecided.
Filed for later.
Suspense. ⏳
Mother continued reading.
"Next names," she said,
"Shinchan, Oggy, Johnny Bravo." 💥😳
The house exploded.
Noise everywhere.
Chaos unlocked. 🔓🔥
"SHINCHAN!" Candy screamed.
"FUN!"
Pure joy. 🎉🤣
Maya laughed loudly.
"JOHNNY BRAVO IS PURE CONFIDENCE."
Iconic energy. 💪😎
Father rubbed his forehead.
"That child will say 'hey mama' in school."
Immediate headache. 🤦♂️
The cousin spoke calmly.
"Shinchan equals chaos."
"Johnny Bravo equals lawsuits." ⚖️💣
Mochi covered her mouth, smiling.
"Oggy is still… gentle."
Soft vote. 🐱💙
Laddu leaned back on the sofa.
Enjoying the noise.
Power trip. 😌
"See?" he said proudly.
"This is why naming takes science."
Obviously. 🧠🔬
Mother folded the paper once.
Very slowly.
Authority rising. 👑
"Final vote later," she declared.
"But Johnny Bravo is on probation."
Warning issued. ⚠️
Laddu sighed dramatically.
"…He deserved better."
Tragic hero. 🎭
The Pitch Meeting 🎤
Laddu stood up like a boardroom presenter.
Straight posture.
Serious face. 📊😐
"Okay," he said calmly.
"Let me explain."
Brace yourselves. 🛑
He raised one finger.
"Oggy," he said,
"is a blue cat with a good heart." 🐱💙
"Kind.
Simple.
Gets hurt, but never becomes bad." 🌱
Candy nodded seriously.
"He's sweet."
Facts. ✔️
Laddu raised a second finger.
"Shinchan," he continued,
"is a naughty kid." 😈
"Pure comedy.
Trouble follows him.
But he makes everyone laugh." 😂
Maya smiled knowingly.
"That's dangerous fun."
Absolutely. 😏
Laddu raised a third finger.
"Dexter," he said,
"is a science genius." 🧪
He paused deliberately.
"But dangerous."
Red flag. 🚨
Father nodded instantly.
"Yes. Very dangerous."
Trauma remembered. 💥
The cousin added,
"High explosion probability."
Statistical certainty. 📉
Laddu lowered his hand.
Looked around the room.
Presentation finished. 🎤
"I've explained," he said.
"The choice is yours."
Democracy time. 🗳️
Silence followed.
Not awkward.
Thoughtful. 🤍
Mother spoke first.
"Oggy."
Firm. 🐱
Father nodded.
"Oggy."
United front. 🤝
Mochi raised her hand.
"Dexter."
Calculated. 🧠
Maya followed.
"Dexter."
Strategic alliance. 🔗
Candy jumped up.
"Shinchan!"
Chaos vote. 🎉
The cousin added calmly.
"Shinchan."
Balanced chaos. ⚖️
All eyes turned to Laddu.
The decider.
Drama builds. 🎬
He smiled at the divided room.
"…Okay."
Plot twist loading. 🔄
"How about a game between teams?"
he suggested casually.
Instant suspicion. 😑
"The winner's name will be chosen,"
Laddu continued.
"Fair and final." 🏁
Mother crossed her arms.
"What game?"
Danger sensed. ⚠️
Laddu raised one finger again.
"Simple," he said.
"No tricks." 😇
Then paused.
Smiled slightly.
Menace detected. 😈
"The one who moves will be out."
Silence dropped.
Doom. 🗿
"…Statue," Maya muttered.
She already knew.
Too late. 🧍♀️
Living Room — Statue Game: Dirty Edition 🗿🔥
Teams formed naturally.
No discussion.
War instincts. ⚔️
• Team Oggy: Mother, Father
• Team Dexter: Mochi, Maya
• Team Shinchan: Candy, Cousin 🎭
Everyone took position.
Statues activated.
No blinking. 👁️
Laddu stepped back.
Suddenly very serious.
Villain arc. 😈
"Ready," he said.
The room froze.
Fear unlocked. 🧊
"Game start."
Absolute silence.
Not even breathing. 🤐
Laddu quietly walked away.
"…Where are you going?" Maya whispered.
Ignored. 👀
Thirty seconds later,
Laddu returned from Candy's room.
Holding all her chocolates. 🍫😳
Opened.
Unwrapped.
Evil. 😈
He sat in front of Candy.
Took a bite.
Crunch. 😱
Another bite.
Slow.
Cruel. 🐍
Candy's eye twitched.
"…That's my—"
Temptation rising. 😬
She lunged forward.
"HEY—"
Fatal mistake. ❌
Laddu raised a finger instantly.
"Moved."
Execution complete. ☠️
Candy froze.
"…No."
Denial phase. 😭
"You moved," Laddu said gently.
"You're out."
Merciless. 🧊
Candy collapsed on the sofa.
"This game is evil."
Defeated. 🛋️
Next target.
The cousin.
Silently doomed. 😶
Laddu leaned close.
Blew cold air into her ear.
Psychological attack. ❄️
She shivered.
Just a little.
Enough. 😖
"Out," Laddu snapped.
The cousin sighed.
"Impressive warfare." 🎯
Remaining players:
Mother.
Father.
Mochi.
Maya. 🗿
Laddu stopped behind Father.
Voice low.
Dangerous. 🐍
"I found your old love letter."
Instant reaction.
Fatal error. 💌
"I HAVE NO LOVE LETTER."
Movement confirmed.
Out. 🚫
Father stared at Mother.
"…You told him?"
Betrayed. 😨
Mother didn't blink.
"You moved."
Cold victory. ❄️
Now only three remained.
Mother.
Mochi.
Maya. ⚖️
Laddu circled them slowly.
Predator energy.
Final stage. 🐺
He leaned toward Maya.
"Maya," he said calmly.
Trap set. 🕳️
"You're like a pig in mud."
Gasps everywhere.
Shock. 😱
"But your heart is… fat."
"That's your beauty."
Confusion unlocked. 🤯
One second.
Two seconds.
Then Maya laughed uncontrollably. 😂
"WHAT IS THAT COMPLIMENT?!"
She bent forward.
Game over. ❌
"Out," Laddu declared.
Maya wiped tears.
"Worth it." 🤣
Final round.
Mother vs Mochi.
Silence reigns. 🧘♀️
Laddu went upstairs.
Returned with Mochi's lipstick.
Evil genius. 💄😈
He drew on Mochi's face.
Cartoon smile.
No reaction. 😐
Candy gasped.
"She's scary."
True. 😳
Lipstick kisses followed.
Left cheek.
Right cheek. 💋
Mochi didn't move.
Unbreakable.
Final boss energy. 👑
Last weapon.
Laddu leaned close.
Whispered. 🐍
"…Your mouth stinks."
Mochi reacted instantly.
"My mouth does NOT stink." 😤
Movement.
Sound.
Life. ❌
"FAILED," Laddu shouted.
Mother relaxed.
Victory claimed. 🏆
"I win," Mother said calmly.
The house erupted.
Applause. 🎉
"Oggy stays," Laddu bowed.
Mother smiled.
As expected. 🐱💙
Chaos restored.
Lipstick everywhere.
Peace achieved. 🏠
And once again,
the house proved one thing:
Never challenge Mother. 👑