Laddu sprinted down the hallway like a terrified rabbit 🐇💨
Feet slipping.
Heart screaming.
Life flashing before his eyes.
Behind him—
Mochi chased like a lioness who had tasted blood 🐆🔥
Furniture trembled.
Curtains suffered.
The house knew what was coming.
Finally—
Mochi cornered him near the living room sofa.
She was panting.
Not tired.
Just angry breathing.
Mochi (dangerously calm):
"STOP. RUNNING."
Laddu froze mid-step.
Hands up.
Shoulders shaking.
Laddu (trembling):
"O-okay… okay…"
"Don't kill me… please…"
Mochi grabbed his collar and dragged him to the center of the room like evidence 🧷
Mochi:
"You flushed twenty-two letters."
"Fine."
She leaned closer.
Eyes sharp.
Mochi:
"Then tell me."
"WHAT."
"WAS WRITTEN."
"IN THEM."
Laddu blinked rapidly.
Laddu:
"Written?"
"In what?"
"I don't understand English suddenly."
Mochi's eyebrow twitched.
Mochi:
"LADDU—"
Laddu raised both hands like surrendering to police 🚨
Laddu:
"No letters exist!"
"The toilet ate them!"
"They're in heaven now!"
Maya leaned toward Mother.
Maya:
"He thinks flushing equals safety."
Mother nodded.
Mother:
"Poor child."
"He forgot Candy exists."
Right on cue—
Candy skipped in happily, holding a fresh packet of letters, tied with a sparkly ribbon 🎀
Candy (innocent smile):
"Mochi Didi!"
"Look what Laddu had under the bed!"
Laddu's soul left his body permanently 👻
Laddu:
"CANDY NOOOOO—"
Candy proudly dropped the bundle into Mochi's hands.
Candy:
"These didn't get flushed!"
Maya collapsed laughing.
Cousin clapped like she was watching stand-up comedy 🎭
Mother covered her mouth, failing not to laugh.
Mochi stared at the letters.
Slowly.
Calm.
Terrifying.
Mochi:
"…These are the ones you RECEIVED?"
Laddu backed into the wall.
Laddu:
"Mochi… baby… oxygen provider… please—"
Too late.
Letter 1 — The Mommy Incident 💀
Mochi opened the first letter.
Her eyes widened.
Then narrowed.
Mochi (reading aloud):
"'Come to mommy tonight.'"
The room exploded.
Maya:
"OH MY GOD."
Cousin:
"MOMMY?!"
Candy:
"She's not his mommy!"
Mother:
"Laddu."
"Explain yourself before God intervenes."
Laddu sweated like someone turned on a waterfall.
Laddu (panicking):
"That one was weird!"
"She called everyone mommy!"
"Even dogs!"
Mochi didn't respond.
She opened the next one.
Letter 2 — Sexy Tiger 🐯
Mochi (reading):
"'Hello sexy tiger.'"
Silence.
Then—
Maya:
"I AM CRYING."
Cousin:
"Tiger WHERE?"
Candy:
"He doesn't roar!"
Mother shook her head.
Mother:
"He looks more like confused goat."
Laddu:
"WHY GOAT?!"
Ignored.
Letter 3 — The Lips Incident 💋
Mochi (reading):
"'I miss your lips.'"
GASP.
Maya:
"He's never kissed anyone— HOW are they missing his lips?!"
Cousin:
"Collective hallucination!"
Mother:
"He better not have."
Laddu waved his arms like a drowning man.
Laddu:
"I DID NOT KISS ANYONE!"
"MY LIPS ARE PURE LIKE TAP WATER!"
Mochi turned slowly.
Mochi:
"You think I'm stupid?"
Laddu:
"No— you're dangerously smart…"
Letter 4 — Dreams Without Permission 🌙
Mochi (reading):
"'I dream about you every night.'"
She looked up.
Mochi:
"Every night?"
Laddu:
"THEY DREAMED WITHOUT MY CONSENT!"
Cousin cried laughing.
Maya rolled on the carpet.
Candy cheered.
Mother sighed happily.
Mother:
"My son-in-law's past is premium entertainment."
Mochi closed the packet.
Took one step forward.
Laddu took one step back.
Mochi:
"Laddu."
"We're not done."
Laddu (whispering):
"I should have gone to the Himalayas…"
The Lap of Judgment 🪑🔥
Chaos resumed.
Running.
Screaming.
Curtains abused.
After ten minutes—
Laddu slipped on a sock 🧦
Fell forward—
Straight into Mochi's arms like a defeated potato 🥔
Mochi:
"Sit."
Laddu:
"Mochi—"
Mochi:
"Sit."
"On."
"My."
"Lap."
The room gasped.
Maya:
"This is interrogation chair."
Cousin:
"Boss level unlocked."
Candy:
"Mochi Didi is CEO!"
Mother nodded approvingly.
Mochi pulled Laddu onto her lap firmly.
One arm locked around him.
Escape impossible.
Laddu:
"This is humiliating—"
Ignored.
Letter 12 — Perfume Apocalypse 🌸💄
Mochi pulled out letter twelve.
The smell alone committed crimes.
Perfume.
Lipstick.
Glitter.
Mochi (monotone):
"'The way you talk to me… you stole my soul.'"
Silence.
Maya:
"WHAT LINES IS HE USING?!"
Candy:
"Why smell like aunty deodorant?"
Mother:
"How many women did you confuse, boy?"
Laddu:
"I SAID 'HI'!"
"THAT'S IT!"
Mochi:
"Why lipstick?"
Laddu:
"NOT MY COLOR!"
Letter 13 — Sugar Mommy Application 🍭
Hot pink paper.
Heart stickers.
Five lipstick marks.
Mochi (reading slowly):
"'Laddu baby… I want to be your sugar mommy.'"
The house exploded.
Maya:
"NO WAY—"
Cousin:
"I'M DYING."
Candy:
"What sugar mommy?"
Mother:
"I cannot breathe."
Mochi (reading):
"'Let me spoil you.'"
"'Feed you grapes.'"
"'You rest on my lap.'"
Everyone stared.
Laddu.
Sitting.
On Mochi's lap.
Maya:
"She predicted the future."
Cousin:
"Prophet."
Mochi:
"'Just smile for me.'"
She stared at him.
Mochi:
"Smile for WHO?"
Laddu:
"I DIDN'T SMILE!"
"SHE SAW ME AT A BUS STOP FOR THREE SECONDS!"
Maya:
"That's enough for trauma."
The Verdict ⚖️
Mochi read more.
Each worse than the last.
• "You are my destiny."
• "Let's run away to mountains."
• "Call me baby or I cry."
• "I choose honeymoon."
She closed the packet.
Leaned close to his ear.
Mochi (dangerously soft):
"Laddu."
Laddu:
"Yes… tall flower…?"
Mochi:
"You are in…"
"SO."
"MUCH."
"TROUBLE."
Laddu whimpered.
Mother (proud):
"She truly loves him."
Maya:
"She'll kill him gently."
Cousin:
"Romantic."
Candy hugged Mochi.
Candy:
"Don't kill him. I like him."
Laddu:
"PLEASE LISTEN TO THE CHILD."
The chaos wasn't over.
Not even close.
Mochi flipped through more letters 📜📜📜
One after another.
Faster.
Sharper.
Her glare upgraded with every page 😐 → 😠 → 😤 → ☠️
Mochi (reading):
"'I hope you liked the gift I sent.' 🎁"
"'Use this whenever you miss me.' 💕"
"'I bought something special just for you.' ✨"
"'Did the package reach you, cutie?' 😘"
She closed the final letter.
Slowly.
Very slowly.
Like a judge lowering the gavel ⚖️
Laddu swallowed.
Hard. 😰
Mochi leaned her chin on his shoulder, voice dangerously calm 😇🔪
Mochi:
"Gift." 🎁
"Gift." 🎁
"Gift." 🎁
"Gift." 🎁
She tapped his forehead lightly 👆
Mochi:
"Laddu…"
"Except me…"
"You said you never gave any girl a gift."
Laddu nodded so fast his neck almost snapped 🫨
Laddu:
"YES! Correct! Absolutely correct!"
"I never gave anyone a single thing!"
"Zero! Negative! 🚫"
"I gifted YOU more than all fifty-one combined!" 🫶🔥
Maya smirked 😏
Maya:
"But Mochi didn't ask what you gave girls."
"She asked what YOU received."
💥💥💥
The room went silent.
Even the air stopped breathing 😶🌫️
Mochi's eyes sharpened like a knife that pays rent 🔪💳
Mochi:
"Exactly."
"Where are the gifts you received, Laddu?"
Laddu froze.
Full Windows shutdown 🖥️💀
Laddu:
"…I… I have to go."
"I have a meeting."
"With… um…"
"PM Modi." 🇮🇳
Maya SCREAMED laughing 🤣
Cousin collapsed again 💀
Candy clapped like it was a festival 🎉
Candy:
"He knows Modi?!" 😲
Mother stared at him like a disappointed CEO 👩💼
Mother:
"Boy."
"Say something believable."
Mochi leaned closer.
Closer.
Too close. 😈
Mochi:
"Laddu."
"Where."
"Are."
"The."
"Gifts."
Laddu's soul folded like cheap paper 📄💔
Laddu (tiny voice):
"…Okay."
"…They're… in your house."
BLINK.
BLINK. 👁️👁️
Mother:
"…In this house?"
Maya dropped the popcorn 🍿⬇️
Cousin:
"IN HER HOUSE?!"
Candy:
"Hidden treasure in our house?!" 🏴☠️
Mochi leaned forward slowly 🐍
Mochi:
"My house."
"Storage room?"
Laddu nodded.
Zero dignity left 🫠
Laddu:
"Yes…"
Mother folded her arms 👀
Mother:
"What exactly did you hide there, boy?"
Laddu stared at the floor like it betrayed him 😔
Laddu (whisper):
"…Twenty-three toys."
⚡⚡⚡
EVERYONE:
"WHAT?!"
Maya nearly fainted 😵
Cousin screamed into a cushion 🛋️
Candy jumped like fireworks 🎆
Candy:
"TOYS?! Like MY toys?!" 🧸🚗
Mother looked personally offended 😐
Mother:
"Why would grown women send you toys?"
Laddu threw his hands up dramatically 🙌
Laddu:
"THEY ASKED WHAT I LIKE!"
"I PANICKED!"
"I SAID TOYS!" 😭
Maya died laughing 🤣
Cousin wheezed on the floor 😭
Candy hugged Laddu proudly 🫂
Candy:
"He baby!" 👶
Mother pinched the bridge of her nose 🤦♀️
Mother:
"So let me understand."
"You received twenty-three toys…"
"From adult women…"
"Because you like toys."
Laddu nodded with full confidence 🧠❌
Laddu:
"Yes!"
"Remote cars 🚗"
"Buses 🚌"
"Mini trucks 🚛"
"A supercar model 🏎️"
"Two boats 🚤"
"A flying drone 🚁—"
Mochi's eyebrow went VOLCANIC 🌋
Mochi:
"You hid…"
"TWENTY-THREE TOYS…"
"In MY storage room?"
Laddu raised one finger weakly ☝️
Laddu:
"Technically twenty-four."
"One fell behind your painting."
💀💀💀
Maya pointed at him dramatically 👉
Maya:
"He's a menace."
Cousin:
"Kindergarten playboy."
Mother:
"Child brain."
"Adult flirting skills."
"Very dangerous mix."
Candy:
"Can we play with them?!" 🥹
Mochi didn't blink.
Didn't smile.
Didn't breathe. 😶
She just held Laddu tighter on her lap 🪑🔥
Mochi (deadly soft):
"Laddu…"
"Why did you never give anything to them…"
"But accepted toys FROM them?"
Laddu gulped 😰
Laddu:
"Because toys don't count as romantic!"
"Toys are… universal happiness!" 🌈
Mochi leaned closer, eyes burning with jealous fire 🔥👀
Mochi:
"And YOU were universally happy…"
"With OTHER women's toys?"
Laddu SCREAMED 😱
Laddu:
"NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!!!"
"I COLLECT THEM!"
"I LIKE MACHINES!"
"MOCHI PLEASE DON'T KILL ME—"
"I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY BREAKFAST!" 🍳💀
Mochi's grip tightened.
Mochi:
"You're going to show me."
"EVERY."
"SINGLE."
"TOY."
"Right."
"Now."
Laddu whispered desperately to Maya 😭
Laddu:
"Call ambulance."
Maya:
"No."
"Suffer."
Cousin:
"I'm bringing popcorn." 🍿
Candy:
"I want the drone!" 🚁
Mother smiled warmly 💕
Mother:
"This is love."
"Chaotic love."
"But love."