After the kick vs taser disaster, Grandpa slammed his palm on the armrest like a tournament announcer.
Grandpa:"Next round. INTELLIGENCE! 🧠"
Lie straightened confidently 😌This was his domain. Strategy. Logic. Discipline.
Laddu cracked his knuckles like he was about to solve a national exam ✍️😏
Laddu:"Lee… ready for brain test?"
Lie smirked.
Lie:"Of course." 😎
Laddu stepped forward, hands behind his back, face serious like a kindergarten teacher about to destroy an adult's ego.
🧠 Question One
Laddu:"How do you put an elephant in a fridge?"
Lie blinked.
Lie:"You… cannot." 🤔
Laddu turned dramatically to the family.
Laddu:"He said cannot." 👀
Maya whispered:"Uh-oh." 😬
Laddu marched to the fridge, opened it wide 🧊Pointed inside like a TED speaker.
Laddu:"You open fridge.Put elephant inside.Close door.Easy." ✅
Lie stared like logic had resigned.Cousin snorted 🤣Mother bit her lip 😭Grandpa pinched his nose 🤦♂️
Laddu bowed slightly.
Laddu:"Point one for me." 🏆
Lie sighed.
Lie:"That is not realistic."
Laddu:"It's brain test, not physics exam." 🧠≠📐
Mochi hid a smile behind her hand 😊
🧠 Question Two
Laddu stood proudly in the center.
Laddu:"Lion is getting married 🦁💍All animals invited.Which animal did NOT attend?"
Lie thought hard.
Lie:"Another lion?" 🤔
Laddu stared.
Lie:"Tiger?"
Stare.
Lie:"Wolf? Giraffe?"
Laddu raised one finger dramatically ☝️
Laddu:"Wrong."
He spread his arms like ancient wisdom.
Laddu:"Elephant didn't go." 🐘❌
Silence.
Then—
Laddu:"Because elephant is still inside fridge." 🧊🐘
💥 THE ROOM COLLAPSED 💥
Maya fell over laughing 🤣Cousin slapped the floor 😂Candy rolled like a bowling ball 🤪Granny covered her mouth 😭Mother laughed openly 😆Even Grandpa leaked a tiny chuckle 😤➡️😅
Lie stood there, defeated by jokes older than civilization 🗿
Laddu patted his shoulder gently.
Laddu (evil smile 😈):"Lee… you must think outside fridge."
Mochi finally laughed 💖A real one.
Laddu saw it.
💡✨ Festival lights turned on inside his face ✨💡
Lie sighed.
Lie:"…You win this round." 😔
🧠 Final Question — Story Mode
Grandpa rubbed his temples.
Grandpa:"One last question…If Laddu wins this too, I need medicine." 💊
Laddu cracked his neck like a PhD defense 😤
Laddu:"Story question."
Lie nodded, determined.
Laddu:"Once ant 🐜 and elephant 🐘 go on ride.Accident happens.Elephant injured.Ant fine.Why?"
Silence.
Lie thought deeply.
Lie:"Ant jumped away?"
❌
Lie:"Elephant protected it?"
❌
Lie:"Ant too small?"
❌
Lie:"…I give up."
Laddu lifted his chin proudly.
Laddu:"Because ant was wearing helmet." 🪖🐜
💀💀💀
Candy:"HELMET ANT!!!" 🤣🤣
Maya slid off sofa 🫠Cousin held stomach 😭Granny wiped tears 😂Grandpa stared into another dimension 👁️👁️
Grandpa:"…Helmet?"
Laddu nodded seriously.
Laddu:"Safety first." 🚦
Lie whispered:"…I am losing brain cells." 🧠⬇️
Laddu clapped.
Laddu:"Brain test complete. Laddu wins." 🏆
Grandpa muttered:"That was not IQ test."
Laddu saluted.
Laddu:"Survival intelligence." 🧠🐜
Mochi smiled again 💗Laddu leaned closer, whispering:
Laddu:"For your smile… I can win thousand brain tests." 🌸
Mochi turned pink 🌷Lie looked away 😶
💣 Grandpa's Heart Attack Round
Grandpa leaned back, exhausted.
Grandpa:"For marry Mochi…you must win our hearts."
Everyone softened 🥹
Laddu placed a hand on his chest.
Laddu:"Don't worry, Grandpa.At this rate… I can wait five years." ⏳
❄️ FREEZE ❄️
Grandpa:"Five years for WHAT?!"
Laddu shrugged.
Laddu:"For all of you to leave the world." 😇
💀💀💀💀💀
Granny:"LEAVE THE WORLD?!" 😱
Grandpa:"ARE YOU CURSING US?!" 😡
Laddu shook his head innocently.
Laddu:"No. Medical prediction." 🩺📊
Maya died laughing 🤣Father walked in perfectly timed.
Father:"…What did you do now?"
Laddu:"I predicted life expectancy based on Grandpa pressure." 😇
Granny hit him with pillow 🛏️💥
Granny:"BAD BOY!"
Laddu folded hands.
Laddu:"Sorry. You will live 700 years." 🙏
Grandpa:"700?!" 😵
Mother:"LADDU STOP." 😤
🍜 Emergency Escape
Laddu jumped up.
Laddu:"Enough!Chinese restaurant nearby!Peaceful!Tasty!No heart attack!" 🍜🥢
Candy ran for shoes 👟Cousin cheered 🎉Granny muttered prayers 🙏Grandpa still betrayed 😑
Mochi walked beside Laddu.
Mochi (whisper):"You scared Grandpa."
Laddu:"He needs less salt." 🧂❌
Mochi smiled despite herself 💖
And the family marched forward—chaos trailing behind like a parade 🎊🎪