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Chapter 98 - Chapter 93: The Mall Hustle

Date: December 12, 1990 (Wednesday).

Location: The Cooper Residence / Highland Park Galleria.

Event: The Winter Wonderland Giveaway.

Part 1: The Empty Wallets

By the second week of December, the physical toll of the Texas 5A Playoffs was written clearly on the bodies of the Highland Park Recruits.

The Cooper living room looked like a triage center. Larry Allen had a massive bag of ice taped to his right knee. Zach Thomas had a dark purple bruise covering the entire left side of his jaw. Jimmy Smith was lying flat on the rug, staring at the ceiling, trying to decompress his lower spine.

I was sitting in George Sr.'s recliner, my throwing arm wrapped in a heating pad. The adrenaline of the games masked the pain on Friday nights, but by Wednesday afternoon, the reality of playing against massive, elite athletes set in.

Despite the pain, the Recruits weren't focused on football. They were focused on a glossy catalog spread out on the coffee table.

It was the holiday catalog for the Highland Park Galleria, the most expensive, exclusive shopping mall in the Dallas area.

Jimmy Smith gingerly rolled over onto his stomach and pointed at a page. "Look at that wool coat. The cashmere blend with the silk lining. My mom would look like a movie star in that."

"How much is it?" Zach Thomas mumbled, his jaw barely moving under the ice pack.

"Three hundred and fifty dollars," Jimmy sighed, dropping his head onto his arms.

Larry Allen pointed a massive, taped finger at a different page. "That dining room set. The mahogany one with the cushioned chairs. My mom has been eating at a folding card table since we moved to Booster Row. It's six hundred dollars."

Zach pointed to a high-end, commercial-grade mechanic's tool chest. "My dad's wrenches are all rusted out from the oil rigs. Two hundred and fifty."

Jimmy sat up and pulled a crumpled wad of bills out of his pocket. He counted it. "I have fourteen dollars."

"I have eight," Zach said.

Larry reached into his pocket and pulled out three quarters and a peppermint wrapper.

A heavy, depressing silence fell over the living room. They were the most famous teenagers in Dallas. They were the undefeated kings of the gridiron, currently one game away from the State Quarterfinals. But in the real world, they were just three broke kids from Booster Row who couldn't afford to buy their parents a decent Christmas present.

"This is a statistically solvable problem," a voice announced from the hallway.

Eric van der Woodsen walked into the living room, wearing a perfectly tailored navy blazer. He was carrying his yellow legal pad. Right behind him was Sheldon, wearing a red sweater vest and carrying a pocket calculator.

"What are you talking about, Eric?" I asked, adjusting my heating pad.

Eric walked over to the coffee table and dropped a glossy flyer on top of the catalog. It read: HIGHLAND PARK GALLERIA WINTER WONDERLAND GIVEAWAY.

"The Galleria is hosting a massive promotional event this evening to drive holiday foot traffic," Eric explained smoothly. "They are giving away grand prizes. A luxury wardrobe package, a premium furniture set, and a commercial hardware package. Exactly what you boys are looking for."

"Eric, it's a contest," Jimmy said. "It's rigged for rich people."

"It is a game of probability and legal loopholes," Sheldon corrected, adjusting his glasses. "Eric and I have reviewed the terms and conditions printed on the back of the flyer. The organizers have made several catastrophic mathematical and legal errors."

Eric tapped his pen against the legal pad. "Jimmy, your coat is being raffled off. Texas sweepstakes law requires a 'No Purchase Necessary' clause. I have legally obtained two hundred blank entry slips. Sheldon has calculated the exact geometric fold required so that our slips catch the organizer's fingers when they draw from the drum."

"And the furniture set?" Larry asked, sitting up slightly.

"A volume estimation contest," Sheldon said confidently. "They have filled a custom acrylic cylinder with glass ornaments. The closest guess wins the furniture. I have already visited the mall, measured the cylinder's dimensions, and calculated the packing fraction of spherical objects in a cylindrical container. I know the exact number of ornaments."

"What about the tools?" Zach asked.

"A simple test of kinetic energy," Eric smiled. "A carnival-style high striker game. The mall management assumes the wealthy Highland Park fathers will not possess the physical force required to ring the bell, ensuring the prize goes unclaimed. They clearly did not factor in a varsity middle linebacker."

Jimmy looked at the flyer, then at Eric, and then at Sheldon. A slow, massive grin spread across his face.

"Boys," Jimmy said, looking at Larry and Zach. "We're going to the mall."

Part 2: The Heist

At six o'clock, my truck pulled into the massive parking garage of the Highland Park Galleria.

The mall was an absolute madhouse of holiday wealth. Classical music played from hidden speakers. Massive, two-story Christmas trees were decorated with crystal ornaments. Wealthy families in designer winter clothes strolled past high-end boutiques.

Our group looked like a localized invasion force. Larry, Zach, and Jimmy were wearing their cheap, oversized winter coats. I was walking with them, while Eric and Sheldon marched in front of us like tiny, ruthless generals.

We approached the center atrium, where the Winter Wonderland Giveaway was set up.

"Phase One," Eric directed, pointing to a massive glass cylinder filled to the brim with red and gold ornaments. A snobby mall manager in a cheap suit was standing next to it with a clipboard.

Larry walked up to the manager. The manager looked terrified as a three-hundred-pound teenager blocked out the mall lights.

"I would like to guess," Larry rumbled politely.

"O-of course, sir," the manager stammered. "Just write your guess on this card."

Larry looked down at Sheldon. Sheldon gave a curt, precise nod.

"Four thousand, eight hundred and twenty-two," Larry stated.

The manager looked at the answer sheet on his clipboard. His jaw completely dropped. He looked at Larry in absolute shock. The exact number was 4,822.

"We will require delivery to Booster Row by Friday morning," Eric stepped in smoothly, handing the manager a business card. "Please ensure the mahogany finish is not scratched during transit."

Larry beamed, stepping back into our group. One prize down.

"Phase Two," Sheldon announced, pointing toward a massive, carnival-style high striker game set up near the hardware store. It had a heavy iron mallet and a bell sitting twenty feet in the air.

A group of wealthy Highland Park fathers were standing around it, laughing as one of them swung the mallet and barely sent the puck halfway up the track.

Zach Thomas stepped forward. He took his jacket off, revealing the dark purple bruises on his arms. He picked up the heavy iron mallet. It looked like a toy in his hands.

"Mr. Thomas," Sheldon said, calculating the angles. "You must apply maximum force precisely to the center of the strike pad to avoid energy dispersion."

"I got it, Sheldon," Zach growled.

Zach didn't just swing the mallet. He unleashed a week's worth of football frustration, playoff pressure, and absolute violence. He swung the hammer over his head and brought it down with a terrifying, primal roar.

The impact sounded like a gunshot echoing through the mall.

The puck didn't just hit the bell. It slammed into the bell with such extreme kinetic energy that the bell shattered, raining pieces of cheap metal down onto the pristine mall floor.

The wealthy fathers stared in stunned silence.

"I believe that qualifies as a win," Eric told the terrified employee running the booth. "We will take the tool chest."

Two prizes down.

"Phase Three," Eric said, holding a massive stack of perfectly folded raffle tickets.

We walked over to the luxury boutique. A drawing was about to happen for the cashmere coat. Eric confidently walked up and dropped two hundred uniquely folded paper slips into the rotating drum. Because they were folded into slightly rigid accordion shapes, they expanded inside the drum, taking up maximum surface area.

A stylish boutique owner spun the drum, opened the latch, and reached her hand blindly inside. Her fingers immediately caught on one of the expanded, rigid paper slips.

She pulled it out and read the name. "Jimmy Smith?"

Jimmy stepped forward, flashing a million-dollar smile. "That's me, ma'am. Merry Christmas."

We walked out of the Highland Park Galleria an hour later holding the winning claim tickets for over a thousand dollars' worth of luxury prizes. We hadn't broken a single rule. We had just used high-level mathematics and ruthless legal strategy.

As we walked to the truck, Larry Allen looked down at the claim ticket for the dining room set. He had tears in his eyes.

"Thanks, Eric," Larry whispered. "Thanks, Sheldon."

"You are welcome, Larry," Sheldon said matter-of-factly. "It was a highly stimulating exercise in applied physics and probability."

"Just keep Georgie clean on Friday night, Larry," Eric said, adjusting his blazer. "Consider that my retainer fee."

Part 3: The Ice Bowl

Friday night. The Regional Quarterfinals.

The joy and warmth of the mall heist vanished the moment we stepped off the team bus.

We were playing Katy High, a massive powerhouse team from the Houston area. But the real opponent wasn't the players in the red uniforms. The real opponent was the weather.

A freak Texas winter storm had settled directly over the stadium. The temperature was thirty-three degrees. It wasn't snowing; it was pouring freezing, relentless, miserable rain. The grass field had been completely destroyed by the first quarter, turning into a thick, ankle-deep swamp of freezing gray mud.

In the locker room before the game, George Sr. had crossed out our entire playbook.

"You cannot throw the football tonight, Georgie," George Sr. yelled over the sound of the rain hammering the tin roof. "The ball weighs ten pounds. Your receivers can't cut in the mud. The Improviser stuff is completely dead. This is a trench war. We run the ball, we hold onto it, and we pray we don't fumble."

I nodded. The System agreed with him. My passing mechanics were completely neutralized by the laws of thermodynamics and friction.

We took the field. It was absolute hell.

By the second quarter, my pristine white jersey was completely black. The mud was in our helmets, in our eyes, and freezing to our skin. Every hit felt like colliding with a wet concrete wall.

Katy High was massive. They were stacking nine men in the box on every single play, knowing we couldn't throw.

"Blue 80! Hike!"

I took the wet, freezing snap from Larry. It slipped in my hands. I barely secured it before jamming it directly into the stomach of our running back.

He took two steps and was absolutely swallowed by a tidal wave of red Katy High jerseys and freezing mud. Gain of one yard.

This was the grim reality of the Texas playoffs. It wasn't always glorious sidearm throws and brilliant geometric strategy. Sometimes, it was just surviving freezing torture for forty-eight minutes.

At halftime, the score was 3-0, Katy High.

The locker room was silent. We were shivering violently. The trainers were desperately trying to scrape the mud out of our cleats with screwdrivers.

Larry Allen was sitting on a bench, his massive chest heaving. His knuckles were bleeding. The Katy High defensive line was chop-blocking him, diving at his knees in the mud to try and bring him down.

Zach Thomas was pacing the room like a caged animal, blood mixing with the mud on his face.

I walked over to Larry. I put my freezing, mud-caked hand on his shoulder pad.

"They're going low on you, Larry," I said, my teeth chattering. "I can see it."

Larry looked up at me. His eyes were red and tired, but the fire in them was absolute. He thought about his mother. He thought about the mahogany dining room set sitting in an apartment on Booster Row. He thought about the family that had taken him in and the little brother who had done the math to make his mom smile.

"Run it behind me, Georgie," Larry rumbled, his voice shaking the concrete walls. "Every single play. Just run it behind me."

Part 4: The Mud and the Blood

The second half began.

We didn't throw a single pass. We ran a heavy, unbalanced line. I put Larry and Zach right next to each other on the right side.

"Blue 80! Hike!"

I handed the ball off.

Larry Allen exploded off the line of scrimmage. The Katy High defensive end tried to dive at his knees again in the mud. Larry didn't try to block him. Larry just dropped his entire three-hundred-pound body directly onto the defender, burying the kid completely in the freezing swamp.

Zach Thomas pulled around the edge, launched himself into the air, and shattered the Katy High middle linebacker.

Our running back picked up four yards.

We got up. We huddled. We ran the exact same play.

Over and over and over again. It was archaic, brutal football. It was a test of sheer, agonizing willpower.

By the fourth quarter, my hands were so numb I could barely feel the football. I was just operating on muscle memory and the absolute trust I had in the giants standing in front of me.

With two minutes left in the game, we were down 7-3.

We were on the Katy High five-yard line. Fourth down. The season was literally on the line.

George Sr. called a timeout.

I jogged over to the sideline. I couldn't even see my dad's face through the rain and the mud on my visor.

"Quarterback sneak," George yelled, grabbing my facemask. "I don't trust a handoff in this mud. You take the snap, you find Larry's back, and you push for your life."

I nodded.

I ran back to the huddle. The boys were exhausted, shivering, and bleeding.

"Quarterback sneak," I said. "Larry, you move the earth. Zach, you push me from behind. We do not go home tonight. On one. Break."

We walked to the line of scrimmage. The rain was blinding. The Katy High defense knew exactly what was coming. They dug their cleats into the mud, building a human wall across the goal line.

I crouched behind Larry.

"Blue 80! Hike!"

I took the snap. I immediately dove forward, burying my helmet directly into the middle of Larry Allen's massive back.

Larry roared, a terrifying, inhuman sound of absolute exertion. He fired his legs. The entire Katy High defensive line pushed back. For two agonizing seconds, we were caught in a dead stalemate in the freezing mud.

Then, Zach Thomas hit me from behind, driving his shoulder pads into my lower back, adding his momentum to the pile.

Larry dug his cleats in one final time. He didn't just push the defensive line. He uprooted them. He drove two massive Katy High defenders backward into their own end zone, dragging me with him.

We collapsed into the freezing mud.

The referee ran in, waving his arms into the air.

Touchdown.

Part 5: The Delivery

We won the Regional Quarterfinal 9-7. It was the ugliest, most painful victory of my life.

Sunday morning. Two days later.

The Texas sun had finally come out, melting the ice and warming the streets of Dallas. I was sitting in my truck, parked on the street outside the Booster Row apartment complex.

My entire body ached. I had a deep bone bruise on my hip and my throwing shoulder was wrapped in ice.

I watched as a delivery truck pulled up to the complex.

Larry Allen walked out of his apartment. He was limping heavily from the chop blocks, but he had a massive smile on his face. He directed the delivery men as they carried a beautiful, pristine mahogany dining room table into Apartment 2B.

A moment later, Jimmy Smith walked out of Apartment 2A with his mother. She was wearing a stunning, incredibly expensive cashmere winter coat. She was hugging Jimmy so tightly she was lifting him off the ground.

Zach Thomas's father was standing in the parking lot, staring in absolute awe at a massive, commercial-grade tool chest sitting in the bed of his beat-up pickup truck.

I sat in the cab of my truck and watched them.

The media was going to talk about my quarterback sneak. The scouts were going to talk about my leadership in the mud. But I knew the truth.

We hadn't won the game because of a playbook or an archetype. We won the game because those three teenagers were willing to drag themselves through freezing mud and break their own bodies just to make sure they had a chance to give their parents a decent Christmas.

I put the truck in gear and drove back toward the Highland Park mansions, knowing that going into the final weeks of the playoffs, the Recruits were absolutely unbreakable.

[Quest Update: The Regional Quarterfinals]

* Opponent Defeated: Katy High.

* Game Type: Trench War (Improviser Disabled).

* Recruit Loyalty: Unbreakable (Family Bond Locked).

* Next Objective: The Semifinals.

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