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Chapter 17 - Furious Lisa, Home-Wrecker Extraordinaire

[Ningguang: How could it be wrong?]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Oh no, I thought the question was too simple.]

[Lisa: What kind of punishment is this? Ara ara, it looks like I'm in for some suffering now.]

The camera first locked onto the Knights of Favonius headquarters in Mondstadt. Inside Acting Grand Master Jean's office, besides Lisa, Jean, Kaeya, and the knight Huffman were all present.

Lisa's body suddenly trembled without warning.

Jean stood up, and Kaeya instinctively took a few steps back—Lisa's current aura felt extremely off.

The usually gentle and sexy librarian suddenly narrowed her eyes and tilted her neck. Her knuckles cracked loudly as she clenched her fists, and violent purple lightning began to coil around her.

She glared at Jean's desk.

She slammed both lightning-clad palms down!

"I'm done living like this!"

CRACKLE— Violent lightning poured out from her palms.

Huffman was so startled he jumped up like a startled rooster, while Kaeya and Jean quickly retreated toward the window. With a loud snap, Jean's sturdy wooden desk shattered into charred pieces.

"Come if you want, stay away if you don't. Goodbye!"

Lisa entered a state of pure rampage. She lunged forward and pinched Jean's face hard.

"This family has no place for you anymore!"

Jean: "Lisa! Is your body out of control?"

Lisa roared in a fury: "This family has no you! There is no place for you here!"

Kaeya realized things were getting out of hand: "Grand Master! I'm retreating first!"

"Retreat? Where do you think you're going!"

Lisa flicked her hand, and a bolt of lightning exploded.

BOOM—

"Aaaaah!" Kaeya screamed as he was blasted out of the window by the terrifying force.

Lisa: "There's no place for any of you!"

Huffman pressed his palms together in desperate prayer: "Lord Barbatos protect us, Lord Barbatos protect us!"

"This family has no place for you anymore!"

Lisa stomped her foot, triggering a massive lightning shockwave centered on her.

BOOM—

The entire office exploded. Both Jean and Huffman were sent flying by the impact.

[Amber: Grand Master Jean! Are you all okay?]

[Yoimiya: This looks terrifying!]

[Klee: What happened next door? My Jumpy Dumpty didn't even go off!]

The knights patrolling outside—Raymond, Aramis, Otto, Willagi, and Wood—all rushed over. They were all watching the broadcast, so they knew Lisa was undergoing a punishment.

"Everyone together! Secure Miss Lisa!"

However, the moment they rushed into the ruins...

"This family has no place for you anymore!"

Lightning Rose—Explosion.

"Aaaaah!"

The knights were sent flying back in a row. As the dust settled, only Lisa remained standing calmly in the center.

[Ningguang: ...]

[Keqing: ...]

[Kujou Sara: ...]

[Arataki Itto: This woman is way scarier than the Kujou Crow!]

[Chongyun: Incredible, she knocked them all away.]

[Kaeya (holding his head): That hurts... what kind of punishment is this? This isn't punishing Lisa; it's punishing us, isn't it?]

The punishment ended.

Lisa looked at her hands, her body returning to normal. She touched her face with a gentle yet embarrassed expression: "Oh my, Big Sister lost control just now. I accidentally vented a little. It's okay, it just feels a bit tingly, right?"

Lisa waved elegantly at the camera: "The Knights need half a day to recover. If there's an emergency, please contact Outrider Amber... or come find me."

Find you... Countless viewers were scared out of their wits.

[Jean: @Barbara, come over immediately. We need medical attention here.]

[Barbara: Sister, I'm already there!]

[Diluc: Is the entire Knights of Favonius headquarters paralyzed?]

[Gorou: Is this the power of Mondstadt's 'Mage Captain'? Such power with just a wave of her hand.]

[Lisa: @Gorou, no, no, no. Big Sister is just a simple librarian.]

[Gorou: ??? A librarian?]

[Nymph: @Gorou, I am the current Mage Captain of the Knights. Miss Lisa is extremely strong; even if I used all my strength, I couldn't last two minutes against her. Grand Master, I recommend Miss Lisa for the position of Mage Captain once again.]

[Jean (holding her head): Someone help me up first... Lisa, just how much resentment have you been bottling up? You really need to find someone to marry.]

[Huffman: The Knights of Favonius have really lost face this time.]

[Ningguang: Not necessarily. Rumors say Mondstadt is empty because of the expedition, with Jean being the only powerhouse left. But these two broadcasts showed us a 'Justice Man' and now a deep-hidden Miss Lisa. Ahem, and the True Lord of Ice-Bridging is also quite good.]

[Keqing: Mondstadt truly is a land of hidden dragons and crouching tigers.]

[Ganyu: The Anemo Archon, Lord Barbatos, is also very powerful. He will protect Mondstadt.]

[Venti: Lord Barbatos might be off playing somewhere for all we know.]

[Zhongli: Mondstadt's Anemo Archon loves freedom and is very fond of wine.]

[Paimon: You tone-deaf bard! Lord Barbatos might like wine, but he definitely wouldn't be as pathetic as you!]

[Barbara: Lord Barbatos is holy and beautiful! His wind caresses Mondstadt. He is absolutely nothing like you!]

[Venti: Ehe!]

[Ganyu: Rex Lapis is also very kind and approachable.]

Slurp. Zhongli took a sip of tea as he saw Hu Tao finally heading out to "retrieve" the punished citizens.

The screen shifted, moving the scene to Komore Teahouse in Inazuma.

[Thoma: I forgot! There's still the Eldest Young Lady!]

[Kamisato Ayato: We were so busy laughing at others that we forgot our own side!]

[Kujou Sara: Quick! Shogunate troops, follow me to secure the perimeter. Komore Teahouse is in the middle of Inazuma City!]

In the broadcast, standing before Kamisato Ayaka were Thoma, Kamisato Ayato, and even the ninja dog, Taromaru.

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