Once upon a time...
Back when Lunelle still had the spare time to binge on those cheap, trashy harem anime.
Every time she saw those harem protagonists—constantly chased after by all kinds of beautiful girls in every shape and style, yet still putting on that agonized, overly-dramatic front—she couldn't help but seethe with envy.
As a little shut-in who'd never even held a girl's hand, she'd curse those lucky guys in her heart, all while secretly fantasizing, more than once, 'If only I could suffer that kind of "pain" instead!'
But never in her wildest dreams did Lunelle imagine that her old daydreams would one day come true.
What a pity that by the time that day arrived, she had already forever lost the... ahem, defining characteristics of being a boy.
Haa…
It really was a tragic tale, [much to the readers' delight].
But now, having personally experienced the feeling of being pulled left and right by beautiful girls, Lunelle could responsibly declare to everyone:
Being yanked back and forth by two future Valkyrie wives?
To be perfectly honest, she didn't feel even a bit of 'pleasure' from it.
But the sensation of her body being nearly torn apart by two terrifying forces? Oh, that she had in spades!
'Ah... It hurts so much!'
'I'm gonna die, gonna die, gonna die!'
'If... if this keeps up, I'm... I really can't take it anymore!'
Thankfully, the body Lunelle gained after her 'True Self' transformation, while fragrant and soft—giving the impression it could be easily broken—was far more resilient than it appeared.
So, while the splitting pain was definitely, absolutely real, it didn't escalate into a bloody scene where her arms were literally ripped off by her two fiercely competitive 'wives'.
However, this contest of strength was rather unfair to Bronya.
After all, Kiana was the protagonist of Honkai Impact 3rd, blessed with all sorts of super-powered bloodlines.
Even in the early stages, before many of those powers were fully unlocked, the inherited monstrous strength of the Kaslana family alone pretty much decided the winner of this little tussle for Lunelle.
So, even though Bronya tried her very best with her little 'duck feet' to hold onto the adorable Seele by her side...
Once Kiana got serious...
"Mine now!"
"Eek!!!"
With a sweet, soft, and utterly adorable yelp from Lunelle—who currently resembled a little succubus—she was finally scooped up as a prize by the victor, Kiana, and pulled snugly into her embrace.
Though, when Kiana instinctively hugged the cute little Lunelle to her chest, she seemed to momentarily forget that her current attire was, in every sense of the word, 'skimpy'.
Especially since Lunelle was pulled in face-first, pressed tightly against Kiana.
Thus, Lunelle—now shrunk to a height of 149—was promptly and perfectly smothered between the fully-developed, mountainous peaks of Kiana's chest.
After experiencing a wave of Kiana's exclusive 'facial cleanser'...
This being the first time Lunelle ever enjoyed the kind of treatment usually reserved for harem protagonists, her mind promptly short-circuited in every way imaginable.
Hehe (ˉ﹃ˉ)
Kiana! As expected of my fourth wife!
So young, yet already so big, white, and soft!
Even though it's a bit hard to breathe right now, burying my face in here feels amazing!
I wonder... if I sneakily took a little taste, would Mei get m-a-d?~
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While Lunelle's mind was busy generating enough electricity to power a city, and she felt a strong urge to turn the tables and devour the 'Kiana-kitty' who dared invite the wolf into her house...
Unfortunately, the current Lunelle was all desire with no means.
Having lost the necessary 'tools,' just how was she supposed to devour her wife?
Besides, with Lunelle's current physical stats—merely above average among normal people—trying to overpower the naturally super-strong Kiana was utterly unrealistic.
Though, riling Kiana up enough to get herself devoured? Now that was a distinct possibility.
Thanks to Lunelle's peculiar constitution—the more flustered she felt inside, the shyer she appeared outwardly—her intimate contact with the barely-dressed Kiana, while sending her heart soaring internally...
...Made her look, to any outside observer, like a weak little lamb forcibly captured and held by the 'big bad wolf' Kiana.
After all, who could imagine that someone like Lunelle—with her fragile appearance, snow-pure aura, and a face that reddens at the slightest provocation, passively radiating an enchanting charm—would be the type to go into mental overdrive the moment a 'wife' gets close?
Just like now, where Kiana, who should be the one 'taking advantage,' felt nothing amiss from Lunelle.
On the contrary, Kiana felt a sharp pang of guilt, as if she were the one taking advantage of poor Lunelle, because she couldn't stop stealing glances at the adorably shy girl in her arms who made her heart flutter!
'If Seele finds out I've been staring at her, she won't get angry, right?'
Mhm!
The saying about being sold out and still helping count the money? That pretty much described Kiana's current state, the silly goose.
"Bronya, a beauty like this... is a prize only for the strong, you see! So tonight, the adorable Seele is sleeping with me! Hehe."
Having finally won against Bronya for once, the triumphant Paramecium couldn't help but show off a bit, presenting the blushing Lunelle—who looked like she might faint from shyness, pressed into the snowfields of her chest—to her rival.
Watching Seele get snatched away by Idiot Kiana right before her eyes, Bronya nearly lost it on the spot, almost seeing red and blasting the idiot with a cannon!
But with Seele currently in the idiot's clutches, Bronya naturally couldn't risk hurting her by acting.
Sniff... Seele, my Seele... (???) [Deadpan, but clearly upset]
Bronya is so useless... (???) [Deadpan complaint]
Bronya can't do anything... (???) [Deadpan grief]...
In the end, the little duck collapsed weakly onto the ground, as if all the color had drained from her very being.
A shame this wasn't a beach scene.
Otherwise, if Kiana were to slide in on her knees right now and say with a smug look, 'I just wanted to see you make this jealous, envious-of-me face!'… now that would have been quite the sight.
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T/N: Mc is referencing a popular chinese meme at the end
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