GREETINGS PEASANTS AND GREAT ONES
TIS I
THE ONE AND ONLY
NO-FALSE-DEFINATELY NOT HONEST-SLIGHTLY TRUE- AND EVER SO DAZZLING-
MAD MASKED FOOL
MIIISSS
PAPIIIRIIIKA
The pleasure is mine to deliver to all ye wonderful Observers a piece of forgotten fables. Yes! Fables that time itself may not remember!
Or never witnessed.
Anyways, let's get to it shall we!
The Archiphillis, a fable as old as time itself. Little is known about its complexity but something else is known. The people. At any and every given point in time ONLY ONE Archiphillis may exist. And each of them are a singularity Aka variable aka CHOSEN . But it would be too boring if this fable didn't carry any risk now. Hence, its bearers are destined for either Nihilism, Gruesome death, Madness, and Corruption. And a buncha other stuff that I dont remember!- hehe.
Now, the first ever recorded Archiphillis.
ARCHIPHILLIS NIMROD
The greatest hunter in existence and the founder of the path of ascension. The embodiment of violebce and war. The weilder of the Divine Lux Arrow. The cosmic horror known as "The Predator of worlds" whose form is said to be that of a cosmic wolf with shadow like fur made of Anti-matter and dark mana, coated in red suns that resemble flashes of lightning, white eyes that shine with blazing starlight, and an insatiable desire to HUNT!
Its said that the Alysium star system was consumed by this wolf of cosmic proportions.
IN. ONE. HUGE. CHOMP!
An entire star system ceased to exist!
How terrifying!
MAKES ME HUNGRY TOO!
Ahem! Composure Papiiiriiika, composure.
Moving on, we've got the next most notable Archiphillis
ARCHIPHILLIS PYTHAGORAS
The greatest genius in existence. A wold shaper. And the one known as "THE SUSTAINER OF CIVILIZATIONS". Said to have travelled into the realm within black holes, and between black holes. And also be the first human in existence to visit the edge of the universe and glimpse the secrets its holds.His great genius enabled him to create a white hole with the divine key known as "THE GENESIS" and he created the divine key known as
THEPYTHAGORAS TRIANGLE
Which enables one to traverse into ANY AND EVERY REALM AND DOMAIN. Yes! Even the secluded domains of hmmph [*muffled sounds* "your not meant to say that yet papiiiriiika, as your editor i cant let that happen"]
Ahem! Yeah whatever. This device also enabled him to ascend into true divinity due to its core concept that allows one to ascend to higher and lower dimensions, and also create "exempted realms" aka dimensions that seoerate one from the happenings of reality, its complexities and details are too vast for anyone that is not Archiphillis Pythagoras to understand. With this, Archiphillis Pythagoras was able to escape the clutches of the cosmic void horror "The void Seamtress" [FYI, his toxic EX!🫢] whom has assimilated several worlds, profane existences, cosmic horrors, cosmic guardians, realms, and so on into the void. It is said that he might still be alive today, patiently awaiting the universe's demise and eventual rebirth into eternity
[whoopsie! A MAJOR SPOILER HATH DESCENDED UPON THEE, NOTHING MY EDITOR CAN SAY ABOUT THAT SINCE SHE AINT HERE FOR NOW!]
Aaaaaannyyyways, I believe that shalt be enough for your little minds to comprehend.
Till next time
My oh-so-dazzling Observers
-Chapter end
Now, where's that coffee. Ah, editor what brings you hear. What do you mean TAX COLLECTORS?!
huh?! THE CHAPTER IS STILL RECORDING?!
- AHEM! CHAPTER END