Police 1
Are you linet?
Linet"
No I'm stacy".
Police 1" ( clicks tongue, sarcastic brat).
We've had several complaints about a young lady that goes around beating up people, any word on that matter ?
Linet"
I don't go around beating up people.
Police 1'
That's not what the report said
Linet "
Let me see that.
(Snatches the file from the cop ")
1) psychotic bla bla bla
2)she has major anger bla bla bla
3)Total bla bla bla that needs government inter bla bla bla
4) she needs to be arrested for almost killing a guy today.
Okay!!! Number 5 needs to be checked out, I didn't kill that man, he's mostly alive, I think!, and besides he asked for it.
Police 1
He's in a coma, he was rushed to ER immediately.
Linet"
As long as he's still breathing, he's alive and that's that,SIMPLE.
Police 1".
You call that simple, tell that to his wife!!!
Linet"
He has a wife!!?
Wow, that woman has bad taste in men.
I wonder what she saw in him.
Police 1"
Well good for you,
Linet"
Good .. For . me?
Police 1"
Yeah, you heard what I just said, Good for you, do you wanna know why I said that
Linet"
No,I don't actually care.
Police 1".
I'm honoured to say that you're are gonna be sponsoring that man's treatment.
Linet"
What!!!!!
Doesn't he have life insurance or something.
Police 1"
Well you should have asked him that before you broke a chair on his back.
Linet"
How was I supposed to know?
Police 1"
Well it's your problem now so deal with it.
Linet"
I don't have enough money to take care of myself, let alone another person.
Police 1"
You should have thought of that before lashing out.
Linet"
Oh Linet you never seem to learn at all.
("Screams out in frustration ")
What am I gonna do?.
Police 1"
And I forgot to mention",
You'll be staying here overnight as a result of assaulting a stranger.
Linet "
But he started it ...
Police 1"
Don't wanna hear it, I've had enough of you.
Get in !!
Linet "
I'm back to square 1.
(Hello pain, my old friend).
Arghhh!!