Ever so bold, Silva glanced at everyone seated around the table having breakfast. Her cheeks flushed slightly. Then she particularly looked toward Mia, pointed ears twitching, face still faintly pink.
"Why, Mother? Why are you asking me to tell everyone such an embarrassing thing? Why don't you just tell them yourself? It's not like you weren't present and involved at the time."
Cutting a piece of bread with a butter knife, Mia laughed mischievously. " I agree, dear. It's true I was present. Not only I, but Veronica, Daisy, Trainy, Tristan, Selene, Ruby, Jenna, and Luci—all of us were there with you. But… it was you who put the final nail in it. Whatever happened that day wasn't possible without your efforts."
Silva blushed even harder. "Don't phrase it like that, Mother. That day I was just lucky."
As their conversation continued, Velora interrupted. "Why are both of you reminiscing about it without telling us what 'it' even was?" She fixed Silva with an intent stare. "So what's the effect of that green pill? Don't tell me it's something that can increase our conception rate."
Veronica immediately shut that idea down. "That's not it."
"Then what is it?" Chloe asked.
Silva took a long breath and sighed. "That green pill… it temporarily changes your body structure as well as your gender."
Velora bit into a grilled meat strip and gave Silva a deadpan look. "And you think we're fools who'll believe this nonsense?"
Gelvin added dryly, "Changing gender and body structure… quite the fantasy you all have there, I must say."
One of Denford's wives, Coltide, leaned forward. "Well, it's already hard enough to believe you lot have absurd pills like those milk candies, black pills, and violet pills with their unique effects—none of which any of us have ever heard of. But don't you think it's next to impossible for any medicinal pill to change the body structure we were born with? What you're claiming isn't just unique anymore. It's bizarre to the next level."
"You don't believe my words?" Silva asked.
"Why should I, when you're spouting such nonsense? Do you even have any proof to verify your claim?"
"Yes. I do."
"Then what is it? Show it to me."
"Gladly. But to witness that proof, you'll have to wait a little longer."
"So after exaggerating it to this level, you're making excuses?"
"I don't need to make any." Silva glanced toward the head butler. "Allen, when is the entourage from Hemis Kingdom arriving?"
Allen blinked twice, then gasped. "Fucking hell—I completely forgot about it until you reminded me, my lady. According to continuous exchanges, the entourage will arrive by noon today. This time Queen Sarrion is coming as well, along with Sir Samuel and Vibrosa."
Silva nodded, then looked back at Coltide. "You'll have to wait until noon to witness the proof."
Coltide mused, "Why? Are the people from Hemis Kingdom bringing it?"
"No. Actually… my brother Samuel *is* the proof you wanted to see so badly."
"Your brother is the proof… why? Does he have a pussy in place of a cock?"
"That's not what it is. The proof I wanted to show you is that he is pregnant. Actually, it was I who fucked and impregnated him."
A beat of silence.
"So you want to say… you—a female elf—fucked your brother and impregnated him… a male?"
"Pretty much."
"How the fuck did you even fuck him? And even if somehow you did—men don't bear children. They don't have wombs like us."
"I know that much. It's basic. What I'm saying is… I consumed that green pill. Due to its effect, my breasts shrank and became a flat, muscular chest. My cunt disappeared, and in its place grew a dick." She continued evenly, "And on the other hand, Samuel also consumed the pill. His flat chest changed into jiggling breasts while his cock disappeared and a cunt took its place. Then the two of us had sex. During that time, I impregnated him. After twelve hours, our bodies reverted to normal… but that doesn't change the fact that Samuel is currently pregnant. Not only pregnant—he's at the end of his third month and entering his fourth soon. In another month, he'll give birth."
Almost everyone laughed as if they'd just heard the joke of the year—everyone except the people of the Velmora household, the Kielname family, and the Holygrill family.
"Hahahahaha—heheheheh—hahaha!" Jumana pointed an accusing finger at Silva. "So… so you're saying you impregnated your brother and now he's pregnant at four months with a bloated belly just like yours?"
"Pretty much. But Samuel became pregnant before me."
"Are you really for real—" Jumana started, only for Mia to cut her off mid-sentence.
"What reason would Silva have to lie to you lot? Although if you still don't believe her words, I have a way to prove that the pills can change body structure and gender. As for seeing Samuel, you'll all have to wait until noon or evening."
Most of the table turned toward Mia in surprise.
Oriana immediately leaned forward, eyes sparkling with far too much excitement. "Really? Mother-in-law, do you truly have a way to prove it? If yes, then show it immediately. Actually—leave it. Just give me two of those pills. I'll eat one myself and feed the other to Uncle Jeff, and then… I, along with Jason and Tristan, will fuck him. Maybe just like Brother Samuel, he'll also become pregnant."
Jeff nearly choked on his food. "What—bitch, you want to impregnate *me*? Did Lucifer fuck you so thoroughly that your brain got scrambled?"
Oriana snorted. "Hmph."
Ruby added with a teasing lilt, "Actually, Jeff… in reality, Luci *did* plan to feed that pill to you in the past. Jason, Mia, and I all know about it. I think he simply forgot."
Jeff's head snapped around. "Wait—wait—wait. What the heck?" He jabbed a finger at Jason. "This impotent son of mine—" then at Mia, "—that whore—" and finally at Ruby, "—and *you*. All three of you knew about something like that and never thought to inform me?!"
Ruby laughed, though her voice gained a sharp edge. "Yes. Never thought of it." Then, more seriously: "But didn't I warn you never to call our son impotent? Or I'll punish you, darling."
"Punish me? How?" Jeff laughed. "And why? Ain't I right about that boy of ours?"
"No, Jeff. Don't drag Jason into this. And a correction for you—don't compare our son to yourself. He isn't impotent, and he has a better cock than you."
"Seriously, honey? Can't you take your husband's side at least once?"
"No. And never."
Mia cheerfully poured more oil on the fire. "Actually, the reason Jason took that box of pills from Lucifer was exactly for this matter. He said Jeff was again baselessly bragging about his stamina and all. Inside that box are green pills, I believe. I don't know why Jason and Westeria never fed one to Jeff."
Jeff looked genuinely wounded. "Am I so bad? Why are you all always plotting against me? Can't you let me live a single day in happiness?"
Mia and Ruby winked at each other and answered in perfect sync: "No."
Yolanda finally interrupted their little roast session. "So, Grand Duchess… how exactly are you going to prove the effectiveness of that pill?"
"It's very simple. I'm thinking of demonstrating it."
"You're going to eat it yourself?"
"No."
"Then?"
Mia's gaze slid to Kinru, who was crouching on the floor and eating his breakfast like a proper dog. "I think my slave can show it to you all."
Velora immediately protested. "Grand Duchess—that's not appropriate. You can't force my brother to eat something like that. Isn't pissing in his mouth and treating him like a bitch already enough?"
"No, Velora. I can treat him in any manner I want. He is my slave for today."
Velora still tried. "But still… what if something bad happens to him—"
"Don't worry. Nothing will happen to him. He is my slave, and I'll take full responsibility."
"But—"
"No buts, Velora. It's already decided. Kinru is going to eat a green pill together with a milk candy and show its effects to everyone. Don't worry too much. The worst that might happen is… his pussy and ass getting completely claimed by someone."
With that, Mia casually tugged the leash attached to Kinru's collar. Aren't you ready, Mochi?
Woof~ woof.
She patted his head with mock affection, voice dripping with amused cruelty. "That's my Mochi. What an obedient little dog you are…"