June 6 — Shocking!
Today, I bought a big bag of water balloons to start practicing the first stage of the Rasengan. I had planned to spin the ball with one hand and prepared to wait for a while—but in less than an hour, I succeeded! Not bad for my level! (Just kidding—definitely thanks to practicing with Nine-Tails chakra earlier.)
Just as I was about to move on to stage two, Sasuke suddenly appeared from nowhere. In an awkward tone, he asked what I was doing, saying he had been watching me for a while.
Is this version of Sasuke really this lazy?
I wanted to get rid of him quickly, so I said, "You should use this time to get familiar with your Sharingan and quickly collect the three tomoe." Sasuke widened his eyes and kept asking how I knew that.
What could I say? I haven't read the original story, right?
Then I suddenly had an idea: I told him I learned it from Kakashi-sensei's book.
Kakashi is always reading, right? On the surface, it looks like a romance novel, but in reality, it teaches how to use the Sharingan. He even used a book titled Intimate Paradise just to avoid suspicion.
Sasuke then walked away thoughtfully… well, I hope the boss is okay.
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June 6. I "happened to run into" Hinata near the training ground. I enthusiastically invited her to Ichiraku Ramen. On the way, every time I got a little closer, Hinata's face would flush red, almost like she was about to faint.
This is tricky! If we can't even have physical contact, what's the point of dating? Looks like the only way is a long-term approach—gradually desensitize her to my presence.
Then she ate over ten bowls of ramen in one sitting…
I'm curious—was the "glutton" character original to the anime? Or is this ninja world following the anime's setup? Or is it both in the anime and manga?
Anyway, I had to go find my Tenten.
We found her family's ninja tools shop. I offered to help clean the tools. While she was tidying up, I accidentally touched her small hand… and got really close… hehehe.
Her little hands were so smooth! Hehehe~
Tenten looked a little shy, but she didn't resist much.
Almost got it!
On the way home at night, I ran into Ino, who was buying groceries. She casually asked if I wanted to come over for dinner. Of course, I agreed and had a meal with her family.
After dinner, we talked a bit about the plot, and then she said she felt a little homesick.
Seeing her so down, I said, "You managed to defeat the Valkyrie solo without taking any damage after 6,000 attempts. Feeling homesick for this is nothing!"
She corrected me immediately—6,231 attempts.
I got sleepy, so I went home. Boring.
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June 6. Kakashi finally recommended that the three of us participate in the Chunin Exams. Thinking that Iruka might kidnap Konohamaru later, I first tied the three members of his team outdoors, then beat up the incoming assassins.
Hmm, why do I feel like that assassin came to save someone?
Anyway, Iruka definitely passed the test. I told Konohamaru, "Seems your ninja awareness isn't strong enough. What if I was a disguised villain today? That would be troublesome. As punishment, you should treat all of us to Ichiraku Ramen."
Konohamaru got really mad, so I promised to teach him Shadow Clone Jutsu and the Harem Jutsu later. Only then did he calm down.
That night, I met Iruka. He also said he would treat me to ramen and asked about my recent situation.
Ah, my Iruka… my real father!
Today is free ramen day again~
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June 6. More ninja from other villages began arriving in Konoha. I consciously led Konohamaru and the others into the forest for training.
But I can't guarantee no new travelers sneak in.
Showing off in front of Temari… I'll leave public showing-off for later.
During this time, I also observed Konohamaru and saw no signs of him being possessed by other bodies. So, is it possible for all time travelers to arrive in the ninja world at once?
Or did they arrive in batches?
Hmm, I hope it's not the second possibility.
After writing the last line, I read the diary from start to finish, tore it into pieces, and scattered them in different places.
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July 7.
Mei and Han met 15 minutes early near the ninja school.
Originally, according to the story, the first test was supposed to be conducted by Ibiki. I thought I could pass just by handing in a blank sheet—only to be doused with a bucket of cold water by Sakura.
"You think Ibiki might not be the examiner for the first round?" I asked in shock.
Sakura, with dark circles under her eyes, whispered, "Last night, just as I was about to sleep, I realized Ibiki might have been busy interrogating Haku and Zabuza. He probably didn't have time to conduct the exam."
"But… maybe he really couldn't make it."
"Yeah, just saying."
Sakura paused, then continued: "Actually, I don't think the results of the exam matter. In the end, maybe only Shikamaru would pass. But that's not the real issue. The real issue is the time traveler."
"Impossible. Even Orochimaru can sneak into the Chunin Exams. A time traveler would be even easier."
I rubbed my aching forehead. "By the way, did your right eyelid twitch today?"
"No."
Hearing this, I breathed a sigh of relief.
I had recently learned that whenever Sakura's right eyelid twitches, something bad happens.
"He's here. Be careful what you say."
Following Sakura's gaze, I saw Sasuke approaching with a dark expression.
A few days ago, I had specifically asked Kakashi for Intimate Paradise. Kakashi suspected I had entered puberty.
My little brother didn't go for revenge… he came back empty-handed?
Later, after Sasuke's persuasion, Kakashi reluctantly said, "This really… is that kind of… well, hard to explain!"
Anyway, it has nothing to do with the Sharingan!
To prevent Sasuke from returning empty-handed, Kakashi taught him some Sharingan techniques and explained the origin of his own eyes.
Sasuke slowly clenched his fists, but when he looked at me, a hint of hesitation flickered in his eyes.
You said you wanted to defeat Naruto. Kakashi shared useful info, but if you don't defeat him, you'll feel uneasy.
"Naruto, I'm looking forward to it," Sasuke said softly, "to fight you fairly!"
I tilted my head. "Alright, I won't use the Nine-Tails' power against you."
"You!" Sasuke felt mocked.
"Really? I could never kill you," I said, eyes wide. "You're a member of the Avengers. How could a member of the Avengers be killed by their own teammate?"
Sasuke laughed angrily and immediately expressed his desire to spar with me.
But before he could roll up his sleeves, a girl's cry came from a distance:
"Naruto!"
Tenten, Neji, and Rock Lee slowly approached. Especially Tenten, who smiled brightly upon seeing me.
I felt a pang of sadness.
I stiffly turned to look at Sakura beside me.
She gave me a cold glare and pulled a pair of gloves from her pocket.
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