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A long time passed before the two of them finally went to the lab.
[One night.]
[At the Stark exhibition, Hammer Industries' remote-controlled armor, modeled after Iron Man, completely goes haywire.]
[The robots controlled by Ivan Vanko began killing everyone at the exhibition one by one!]
[When Black Widow learned backstage that Ivan Vanko was the mastermind behind this, and that he was currently in Hammer's lab, she immediately drove with Happy to the lab.]
[In the car.]
[Black Widow removed her headband, letting her red hair fall freely.]
Black Widow: "Once we arrive, you keep watch. I'll go into the lab and clear the obstacles."
[Happy nodded, looking straight ahead.]
[At this moment…]
(Whoosh!)
[Happy heard the sound of Black Widow zipping open her jacket.]
[Happy glanced at the rearview mirror. Black Widow had removed her top, revealing a pair of large white "bunnies" on her chest—quite a sight.]
[Before Happy could even properly appreciate it…]
A car came hurtling straight at him.
[Happy had been very excited just moments ago.]
[Less than five meters away from the car, he frantically turned the wheel, narrowly avoiding death.]
Beauty can be both a disaster and a temptation.
Black Widow glared at him.
Black Widow: "Watch the road."
[Happy nodded repeatedly.]
Happy: "I got it! I got it!"
[After speaking, Black Widow lay back in the seat, one pale leg raised in the air.]
[This time, she was changing clothes.]
Stark Tower.
Happy felt awkward.
After all, he had just boasted in front of everyone about being a playboy in the bar, hinting that he might have a thing with Black Widow.
Who could have guessed? In the car, his behavior was exactly the same as in the ring.
He still looked like a pig. He had even almost caused a car accident.
But… on the other hand…
Black Widow really does have a nice figure~
S.H.I.E.L.D.
Black Widow breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, the scene she expected did not occur.
She had just changed her clothes in the car.
At that moment, she heard two faint voices beside her:
Voice 1: "Natasha… um, can we open our eyes now?"Voice 2: "Yes, yes. I promise, we didn't peek before. We were just listening."
Hearing this, Black Widow…
She immediately lunged at Hawkeye.
Black Widow: "Barton, go to hell!"
The slums.
Dr. Banner inexplicably relaxed.
"Ah, so Black Widow was just changing in the car. I thought it was something else entirely."
"But what about the jealousy I just felt?"
"Could it be that the Hulk has fallen for Black Widow?"
Banner frowned.
In his mind, he imagined a GIF of himself and Black Widow together.
He shook his head.
A strange thought popped into his head:
"Wait… I don't think so.If you like her, I should like her too.No, no, no, I don't like her.Tsk, tsk—this must be influenced by the Hulk."
As he spoke, Banner's eyes twinkled with stars, his mind wandering.
At this moment…
On the screen:
A new title appeared:
"Rhodey kills ex-wife"
Stark Tower.
Tony: ???Pepper: ???Happy: ???Rhodey: !!!
Tony: "My God, the titles of these videos just keep getting crazier!"
Pepper: "Yeah, just when I thought the 'Black Widow and Happy in the car' title was ridiculous enough, now it's this!"
Rhodey: "Tsk, tsk, tsk. We stared at that boring title for so long. This new one is so eye-catching—what kind of video are we going to see?"
Pepper: "Alright, Tony, you watched it all, didn't you? Enjoy your visual feast, huh? Now die!"
With that, Pepper swung a pink fist straight at Tony's face.
Happy tried to mediate, but secretly used Tony as a shield.
Hey, when the video title appeared, who told Tony not to speak well of that kid?
Rhodey ignored the quarrel among the three beside him.
Noise.
In other words, he had no energy left to care.
He was filthy all over.
No, wait.
I ejaculated… what does that mean? (I ejaculated on my ex-wife.)
Let's not discuss whether this video is banned.
Let's focus on the term "ex-wife."
That doesn't mean…
I had to have a wife first. Then divorce her. Only then could I call her my ex-wife.
But I don't even have a wife! I haven't had many girlfriends either.
I used to help Tony connect with the military and government. Why bother thinking about girlfriends?
The current video timeline happens a few months after Tony said "I am Iron Man" at the press conference.
It's been less than six months.
So tell me…
I'll marry a stranger within six months, divorce her at light speed, and somehow my friends saw the video of me ejaculating on her?!
Rhodey felt utterly disgusted.
On the screen, the video continued.
To chase the rogue robots,
Tony and Rhodey arrived in a garden area.
[They used their armors to take down almost all the enemies.]
[They were resting, catching their breath.]
[Boom!]
[A giant armor, rivaling Iron Monger, fell from the sky.]
[Water splashed everywhere.]
[Inside was an ugly face.]
[It was Ivan Vanko!]
Ivan: "It's good to be back!"
(He opened his arms wide.)
[Processed electrified whips appeared before Tony and Rhodey.]
A stinky, ruined building.
Tony spoke, interrupting Rhodey, who was watching with interest.
"Wait a second. Rhodey, I have a bold idea."
"Tell me your ex-wife isn't Ivan Vanko!!!"
Rhodey: !??
Tony looked at Rhodey in confusion and continued:
"Ah, look, this video headline feast isn't something that ends in a day or two.When I saw the next part of the video, it should show us using the armor's energy to shoot Ivan Vanko.
The title? 'Rhodey kills ex-wife.'
Rhodey, that's you—time to fire.
Who's the ex-wife left? Isn't it Ivan Vanko?"
"So, I boldly deduce—and carefully reason—Rhodey, your ex-wife is Ivan Vanko!!!"
Hearing this, Rhodey was bewildered.
No… my ex-wife is this tattooed guy!??
My sense of taste isn't that strong!
But… why does what Tony says sound so reasonable?
Broken.
Tony didn't actually get it completely right.
No! No!
I don't believe it!
There must be a reversal later!!!
Rhodey's mindset: tense, confused, and staring at the screen.