Reincarnated as an Uchiha, Tsukasa just wants to die and claim his insurance—not save the clan! 
But every suicide mission turns him into a legend.

Jashin Cult Leader: "This Uchiha laughs while being sacrificed!"

Obito: "Big brother saved me by charging through enemy lines!"

Onoki: "What are we even fighting anymore?!"

Tsukasa: "I just want to die legitimately—why is this so hard?!"

A dark comedy where trying to lose makes you win.

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