[BOSS: THE COMPLETIONIST][HP: ∞][FPS: 60]
The Completionist did not fight like a knight or a dragon. He fought like a Gamer with Admin privileges.
He sat on his floating golden throne, looking down at the glitchy, wireframe heroes. He took a bite of his sandwich.
"YOU WANT TO FIGHT?" The Completionist chewed loudly. "FINE. I WILL DELETE YOU."
He raised a hand. He didn't cast a spell. He clicked a mouse.
[SELECT ALL][DELETE]
A massive, rectangular selection box appeared around Kaelen Thorne. It turned red.
"Dodge!" Elara Vance screamed.
"I can't!" Kaelen yelled, holding up his shield. "It's a target lock! I can't agro a cursor!"
The delete key was pressed.
ZZZT.
Kaelen didn't vanish. Instead, he flickered violently. His platinum armor turned into a missing texture (purple and black checkers).
"I am untextured!" Kaelen roared. "My aesthetic is ruined!"
"I MISSED THE HITBOX," The Completionist grumbled. "STUPID LAG."
