3 minutes into the game - top lane,
Garp's Old Master and Whitebeard's Cheng Yaojin were intensely dueling in the top lane.
"Iron Fist of Love!"
"Great Board Axe · Dual Blades Murakumogiri!"
The two fought from the river to under the tower, then from under the tower to the jungle, completely ignoring the other lanes.
Aokiji typed in the middle lane's public chat: [Can the two old timers please look at the mini-map?]
He was almost caught by a passing jungler just now, and this Marshal was too irresponsible.
Don't they know that calmness leads to victory?
Soon,
Five minutes passed,
Sengoku's Lu Ban No.7 was happily clearing minions in the bottom lane with his short legs, his ID "Buddha Zhan Guo" shining brightly above his head.
As he played, he muttered proudly to himself: "Let me show you the Fleet Admiral's kiting... This last hit, this positioning, perfect!"
Suddenly, Whitebeard's triumphant laughter rang out:
"Gurararara! Encirclement successful!"
Five burly men simultaneously jumped out of the bush:
Whitebeard's Cheng Yaojin swung his double axes, activating his ultimate ability [Justice Potential], glowing red and charging like a mad bull;
Marco's Yunchung Chieftain swooped down from the sky, his Undying Bird wings shimmering in the sunlight;
Vista's Miyamoto Musashi drew his double swords, his second ability [Divine Speed] bringing with it flashes of sword light as he charged;
Jozu's Zhang Fei activated his ultimate ability [Frenzied Beast Blood], his body tripling in size, his roar shaking the defense tower;
Whitey Bay's Xiao Qiao activated her ultimate ability [Star Blossom Chaos], raining down meteors with a pitter-patter.
Sengoku's fingers instantly froze, his glasses slipping to the tip of his nose: "Save me!! Save me!"
Sengoku frantically clicked the request for assistance button, Lu Ban's small body trembling in the shadow of the five strong men.
Seeing Sengoku caught, the others rushed over in a hurry,
Akainu's angela was just hitting the blue buff, and seeing the situation, immediately rushed over: "Great Eruption!!!"
Then his second ability [Chaos Fire Seed] perfectly missed everyone, burning a passing river crab to death.
Aokiji's Wang Zhaojun had just emerged from the fountain: "Ah... so troublesome..." He slowly drifted towards the battlefield.
Garp's Old Master was enjoying pushing the top lane: "Sengoku, hold on! This old man will be there right away... Huh? Where's the teleport button?"
Staff Officer Tsuru's Cai Wenji reacted the fastest, accelerating with her baby carriage [Hu Jia Yue] and running, not forgetting to flash over the wall before leaving: "Marshal, take care!"
Seeing that no one would arrive in time for support, what followed was a brutal slaughter,
Vista's Miyamoto Musashi was the first to attack: "Two Heavens Style!" His ultimate accurately locked onto Lu Ban.
Marco's Yunchung Chieftain followed up with damage: "Undying Bird's Rage!"
Whitebeard's Cheng Yaojin delivered the final axe to secure the kill: "Gurararara! Refreshing!"
The system prompt echoed through the canyon,
At the same time, Sengoku's phone screen went black,
In the post-game room chat,
[All] Whitebeard (Cheng Yaojin): Sengoku, your Lu Ban is as easy to catch as it was twenty years ago
[All] Buddha Zhan Guo (Lu Ban No.7): Five of you ganking one, do you have no shame!
[All] Vista (Miyamoto Musashi): This is called strategy
[All] Marco (Yunchung Chieftain): Suggest you take Flash on Lu Ban next game
[All] Diamond Jozu (Zhang Fei): Woof!
At this moment, the Red Hair Pirates in the spectator seats were laughing uncontrollably, completely ignoring the murderous glares from the Marine side.
"Hahahahaha!" Yasopp slapped his thigh, his sniper scope askew from laughter, "That Lu Ban died more accurately than my sniping! Every shot hit him right in the head!"
Lucky Roux held his stomach with one hand and a chicken leg with the other: "Mr. Sengoku ran faster than my chicken leg disappeared! Did you see that Flash followed by a roll?"
He imitated Lu Ban's scurrying, head-clutching posture, getting grease all over himself.
Ben Beck Snake was laughing so hard he was pounding the deck: "When Zhang Fei roared his ultimate, that old frog Sengoku's glasses flew off!"
He mimicked Sengoku fumbling to adjust his glasses, resulting in his own sniper rifle clanging into the sea.
Beckman's cigarette fell out of his mouth from laughing: "The most amazing thing was Akainu's fireball, it precisely avoided all enemies..."
He wiped away tears of laughter, "This play, I call it 'Absolutely Unjust'!"
Shanks clutched his aching stomach, tears welling in his eyes: "Did you see Staff Officer Tsuru's Flash? Baby carriage drifting over the wall!" Suddenly, he straightened up and imitated Tsuru's tone: "'Marshal, take care!' - and then she ran off without looking back!"
The Red Hair Pirates' laughter was so infectious that even among the stern Marine soldiers, a few stifled giggles could be heard.
It wasn't until Akainu's magma fist slammed into the ship's hull that the Marine ranks quieted down again.
Just then, Marco's Undying Bird form flew back from the battlefield and, seeing the scene, couldn't help but join the teasing: "Whitebeard, were we too much? Mr. Sengoku is almost crying."
Whitebeard took a swig of sake, the stains on his great beard glistening: "Gurararara! That's for always banning this old man's Cheng Yaojin!"
In the Beasts Pirates' spectator seats, King's fiery wings flapped excitedly, sparks raining down with a crackling sound.
"Damn it!" King slammed his fist on the ship's hull, his teeth grinding in frustration, "I wish we had done a five-man gank too! That one-armed bastard Shanks's Li Bai should be dealt with like that!"
Queen's mechanical arm transformed with a clicking sound into a small projector, replaying the Whitebeard Pirates' highlight reel: "Boss, look at their coordination! Cheng Yaojin's initiation timing, Yunchung Chieftain's entry angle, even Xiao Qiao's ultimate's landing spot was calculated perfectly..."
"Shut up!"
Kaido swatted Queen's projector into scrap metal with one claw, his whole body trembling with rage. He was frantically scrolling through his phone screen, repeatedly checking Da Ji's build in the equipment interface,
Black Maria leaned against the mast, covering her mouth with a light laugh: "Boss~ How about we try the 'Carry Kaido Tactic' next game?"
"Get lost!" Kaido's roar shook the sails, "I'm playing Dian Wei! And I'm taking Flash this time!"
"???"
It's over, he's completely abandoning jungle skills now.
Jack squatted in the corner, muttering quietly: "He's 0-13 with Smite, he'll be 0-20 with Flash..." He was then swept into the sea by Kaido's club.
Just then, Morgans's drone camera swept over, and Kaido hastily hid his phone behind his back, accidentally pressing the purchase button—
"Ding! Congratulations, 'Strongest Creature' has acquired the new hero, Yao!"
Amidst the laughter of the entire crowd, Kaido became even more enraged: "This damn game is ripping me off!!!"
King and Queen desperately stifled their laughter, their shoulders shaking like sieves. It wasn't until Kaido said grimly: "Next game, you two play Yao and Ming Shiyin with me." Their expressions instantly froze.
".....Can we still win?"
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