Five minutes later, the front hall of the Roswaal mansion.
Satou Kazuma and Felt were back here.
Both of them had lifeless looks on their faces and were covered in stinky slime.
"You scum, Kazuma! I'm going to kill you later!"
"That's only because you thought I was disgusting."
Satou Kazuma glanced at Felt next to him.
Just now, to get back at her for making fun of him, he deliberately smeared the slime on himself onto Felt.
Beatrice couldn't stand it anymore, so she used magic to teleport Satou Kazuma and Felt back directly, while she herself went deep into the forest, preparing to get rid of all the monsters around by herself.
As for Aqua—
She was going to hold a funeral for her lost wine, so she didn't come back with Satou Kazuma and Felt.
"Subaru and Rem haven't come back either, right? I'm going to take a bath first."
Satou Kazuma said as he walked forward.
Just then, Felt reached out and grabbed his clothes.
"What are you doing?"
"Hey, let me wash first, okay?"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, why should you wash first? If you're going to say ladies first or something like that, then I'll tell you, I'm a firm believer in gender equality! I only argue for women's rights when I need to, and I'll never forgive those people who say things like 'you're a man' when they don't need to! I'm telling you, if I have to, I can even flying-kick a pretty girl in the face!"
Satou Kazuma said to Felt.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Isn't all this dirty stuff on me because of you? How can you be so shameless as to try to take a bath before me?!"
Felt immediately questioned him sharply.
Satou Kazuma turned his head to the side and didn't say anything, using silence as his response.
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?"
Felt looked at Satou Kazuma with some confusion.
In the moment she was stunned, Satou Kazuma shot off like a rocket, rushing straight toward the bathroom.
He had been waiting for that moment of hesitation from Felt!
"You...Don't even think about it!"
Felt shouted, catching up to Satou Kazuma at top speed. With the help of her blessing, there was a huge difference in their speed.
She bent down and tripped him, sending Satou Kazuma face-first to the ground, where he lay still.
"Don't pretend, I know you're acting!"
Felt said dismissively to Satou Kazuma, and then prepared to step over him.
But Satou Kazuma didn't respond.
This made Felt a little nervous, and she quickly stepped forward to check on him.
"Hey, hey, hey, Kazuma, are you okay?"
At that moment, Satou Kazuma sprang up like a can of soda with Mentos dropped in it.
"Gotcha! This is the only way you lolis can grow!"
Satou Kazuma wore a smug grin on his face, continuing to run toward the bathroom!
"You scum, Kazuma! I'll never let you get away with this!"
Felt also immediately chased after him. She was much faster than Satou Kazuma, and quickly overtook him!
The bathroom door was right in front of them.
"Damn it, my adventure can't end here!"
Satou Kazuma's brain spun rapidly.
This was a test!
A test for himself as an adventurer!
If he couldn't overcome this predicament, then it would be difficult for him to make further progress in the future!
To push himself to his limit, he had to think of a way to escape this situation!
He had to use that method!
Satou Kazuma's face showed an incredibly determined expression—
"Taunt!"
The moment Satou Kazuma used the skill, Felt's footsteps suddenly stopped. At the same time, she spun her body and delivered a spinning kick to Satou Kazuma's face.
Felt didn't even know why she suddenly wanted to do that.
Her foot hit Satou Kazuma's face, and in response, Satou Kazuma gave a victorious smile:
"I win, Felt!"
Ignoring the pain, Satou Kazuma tilted his face slightly, causing Felt to lose her balance. He seized the moment and immediately overtook her.
He was the first to touch the bathroom door!
But Satou Kazuma knew very well that this wasn't enough.
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Felt chasing after him, her fingers already touching his clothes!
Felt, your determination and ability are acknowledged by me!
But it's not enough!
Because the one who laughs last is me!
You're still too green! Little loli!
Satou Kazuma didn't choose to open the door, but turned around—
He took off his pants, revealing his underwear.
"Ahhhhh! What are you doing?!"
Even the usually brash Felt was stunned by Satou Kazuma's sudden action. Her face showed confusion, anger, and unwillingness, but the faint redness on her cheeks also revealed a hint of shyness in her heart.
"No matter the situation, I will never back down! If you understand, then back off!"
Satou Kazuma shouted at Felt.
"You..."
Felt was about to grind her back teeth to dust.
Whether or not she took a bath first was no longer important, she just couldn't stand Satou Kazuma's smug look!
What's more, Felt also had a very strong competitive spirit.
Since that's the case, then I'll use your own method against you!
"Is that so? Then I'm definitely not taking a step back either! Let's take a bath together!"
Felt said, making a gesture to take off her clothes.
She didn't believe that Satou Kazuma could continue to be so shameless in the face of this situation!
But Felt completely underestimated Satou Kazuma.
In terms of shamelessness, Satou Kazuma was invincible.
"Yeah, let's wash together then."
Satou Kazuma gave his answer without the slightest hesitation.
"Huh? You, you, I, I...wait, shouldn't you be?"
The current situation was beyond Felt's ability to process.
Shouldn't a normal person be a little embarrassed at this point?
"I'm telling you in advance, this trick won't work on me! For example, if you, Felt, were to fall in love with me, and I was being pestered by other women outside, and you used rude words or violence against me out of jealousy, I would not hesitate to fight back!"
Satou Kazuma pointed at Felt, shouting in the firmest tone he had used in days,
"I'm very capable when it counts!!!!!"
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