When Max walked back into his building lobby, the warm air made him smile instantly. He felt like it was a nice way to welcome someone back home.
Let's use the Palladium Card now and check the new weird passive I got before bed.
Max got a weird passive, something he has yet to get. It sounded a little shady with the name 'Length is a journey. Thickness is a destination.' Max didn't dare to receive it in front of the girls, with how easily the system gave out the 'Love Card.'
Shaking his head, Max pulled out his silver-colored Palladium Card. Seeing there was no pink card, Max smiled. He felt like that card had gone to waste, or more accurately, it went well. No one was hurt. He thought Jennifer would go crazy for him like those anime girls, but he was so wrong about it.
[Activate?]
[Yes/No]
As soon as the card touched the ground, a system pop-up came in front of Max. He gently pressed [Yes], then stood up. He had to act a little. He pretended that his card fell down and he was picking it up. There were lots of security cameras, so he didn't want people to get suspicious of him doing weird stuff.
[All the illicit assets in the 3 kilometers are being converted… Success!!]
[Current Legal Balance: 3,104,447 €] [Level up the card by using 2,929,253 €]
Huh? Munich is rich indeed. God damn!! This time it gave me directly almost 2.8 million?
Max's heart sped up. His face flushed red with excitement, but his body language didn't change. Picking up the card, he pressed the elevator button calmly, then gently placed his card back into his wallet, then picked up his grocery bag like nothing happened.
*DING*
The elevator doors opened with a soft sound. Max got out as usual and opened his door using the key given by the landlord. Entering the apartment, he closed the door gently, then a wide grin appeared on his face.
"This kind of money is madness!!"
"At this rate, I might become a billionaire, hehe. A world tour, specifically visiting corrupt countries, could make me a huge profit. But people might get suspicious. Everywhere I go, illegal assets would start vanishing. I can't risk a big move against the criminals just yet."
Max was just too happy. He sat on the couch relaxedly. Cities like Munich were rare in the world—very rich and lawful, very secure for him—but he couldn't guarantee this kind of security in another nation or city.
Wait, there's also Berlin, hehe, but I have to delay that as well. Wait, which bank do I go to, or is my money even legal?
Max hurriedly pulled out his new Xiaomi 17 Pro Max. The display still amazed him a lot. He went to his credit card app to see it whole. He realized he hadn't checked it out the first time.
Damn! I got this just last night. I am a millionaire now. Wait, I am a multi-millionaire now.
The credit card app still looked very mysterious. When he was in the car with the sisters, it installed itself onto both of his phones, which felt convenient and scary.
'Your old account has been replaced with a unique VIP Deutsche Bank account, A/C: 888-8888-888. All the funds in your account have already been taxed with legal documents and proof.'
After scrolling to the second page, the bold italic letters made everything clear. Max then carefully read through the rest of the information.
So basically, I already have an account in Deutsche Bank, but the card can be used in any ATM booth. Damn!!
He stood up, feeling a rush of adrenaline. He had become incredibly rich overnight. To calm his nerves, he decided to make a nice dinner before bed. After plugging both new phones into their chargers, he pulled out the bread and avocado.
Tomorrow I need to do something about this. I can't always eat without using a stove.
He smashed the avocado onto the new plates and spread it over the bread. He put the toast on a glass, microwave-safe dish and warmed it for ten seconds. Since it was only five degrees outside, he just wanted a warm meal.
Nice of the landlord to give me a microwave-safe dish.
Max didn't know he had to use a safe dish for the microwave, but there was a plate seated on top of the microwave and a note with a safety warning in it. The landlord might have faced some trouble with other tenants.
After eating, he went to the smaller bedroom. This room was full of shopping bags. He slowly started to unpack and stack them in the master bedroom where his closet was. After sorting everything out, he cleaned up the little bedroom and permanently moved into the master bedroom, wearing his new pajamas.
These are comfortable clothes. Oh, I can heat up the room as well with this AC? These modern buildings are nice.
Unplugging both of his phones from the charger and turning off all the lights, he finally tucked himself into a comfortable woolen quilt.
Now then, system, show me the reward.
[Side Mission: Purchase a wardrobe of your choice worth at least €10,000.] [Passed]
[Passing Grade: B+]
[Reward: Length is a journey. Thickness is a destination. (Passive)]
[Press here to get the rewards]
Max took a deep breath and pressed the Get Reward button. In the next instant, something felt wrong. A sudden heat flared inside his pants, concentrated sharply around his crotch. His face flushed red in embarrassment. Gritting his teeth, he endured it.
There was no pain—far from it. Instead, it felt as if something unseen was gently stroking him, slow and deliberate, sending an unfamiliar tension through his body.
[Length is a journey. Thickness is a destination (Passive): Your manhood has been perfectly calibrated. Length, performance, and control have been fully optimized.] (Permanent)
What kind of reward is this… oh my god!!.
His hardened manhood now stretched dangerously close to halfway down his thigh. He was six foot six—his thighs were long.
It's… it's become a monster.
Max didn't know what to do. His penis suddenly got enlarged, almost double in size. His heartbeat increased when he saw the permanent tag beside the reward pop-up, but it slowly calmed down, and he slept peacefully as usual—but big.
System, show me all the items, skills, and passives?
[Locksmith (God Tier): Touch to unlock any lock on Earth.]
[Driver (Master Tier): Any land vehicle can be driven skillfully.]
[Palladium Credit Card (Elite Tier): All the illicit assets in the 3-kilometer radius will convert to legal assets for the holder.] [Press on the ground to activate.]
[Length is a journey. Thickness is a destination (Passive): Your manhood has been perfectly calibrated. Length, performance, and control have been fully optimized.] (Permanent)
Sigh! First the love card, now this. The system will make me a gigolo soon.