Kawamine brought Natsuki to the hospital. Everyone there knew he was the institution's biggest sponsor.Along the way, many staff members greeted him, and Kawamine nodded politely, smiling with practiced patience.
They walked until they reached the room where Tsunade was teaching.
Through the window, Tsunade could be seen writing medical knowledge on the blackboard,while a group of clueless Uchiha sat below, listening earnestly.
Treating illness and saving lives was a serious matter—any carelessness could result in death.That's why Tsunade looked strict, scolding without mercy when necessary.
This reminded the perverted Kawamine of certain "unhealthy" Japanese movies.
A moment later, Sakumo ran over to join them.
"Why didn't you take your sister-in-law for her checkup?"
"Tsunade is the best doctor. We'll wait for her."
Kawamine's confidence made Sakumo want to strangle him.
You insist on Tsunade-sama doing the pregnancy exam… what exactly are you plotting? You think I don't know?
"Forget it, Tsunade will be done soon," Natsuki said quickly, worried the two men would embarrass themselves in the hospital.
After class ended, Tsunade stepped out and spotted the two brothers.
"You two? How did you get here?"
"Brother Sakumo. Sister-in-law," she greeted with a warm smile.
"My sister-in-law might be pregnant. I want to ask you to check her.""She only trusts your medical skills."
Tsunade was delighted by Kawamine's words, while Sakumo rolled his eyes beside Natsuki.
"It's not as dramatic as he's saying—just a routine checkup."
"Sister-in-law, come with me."
Tsunade said modestly and led Natsuki into the examination room.
The two nervous brothers exchanged looks. Sakumo was clearly still angry.
"Calm down. Being upset is bad for the baby," Kawamine said awkwardly, trying to comfort him.
Sakumo froze. "She isn't in my stomach. Why can't I be angry?"
And then the brothers started fighting—right in the hospital.
By the time Tsunade and Natsuki came back out, the two shameless idiots finally scrambled to their feet, brushing off dust as if nothing had happened.
"Is she pregnant?"Sakumo asked, full of anticipation.
"Congratulations—you're going to be a father."
Tsunade's announcement sent Sakumo into pure joy.He lifted Natsuki and spun her around, finally realizing his efforts had paid off.
"If you two keep behaving like this, I'm worried for our child's future," Natsuki teased with a smile, hugging him.
"Fine. As long as he doesn't make me call him 'big brother' someday, I won't hit him."
Sakumo agreed without hesitation.
"You two know who'd win anyway," Kawamine said smugly.
Before Sakumo could explode, Tsunade grabbed Kawamine by the collar and dragged him away.Something was definitely wrong with these brothers' brains.
"Say that again?"Sakumo tried to chase after him, but Natsuki grabbed his hand.If not for the two women, another battle would've erupted.
Tsunade pulled Kawamine into the director's office.Thanks to his funding, the room was luxuriously decorated.
They sat on the sofa, and Kawamine didn't forget the question he'd been saving.
"Will she die from childbirth?"
"…What? Well—possibly.""There are many causes of difficult labor.""If the bleeding is too severe, it can easily be fatal."
Tsunade didn't know why he suddenly asked this, but she explained patiently.
"Oh, the Hatake family doesn't have many members left.""I'm just preparing for the worst."
Kawamine made up the excuse casually.In the original story, Kakashi's mother died young—likely from childbirth or the Second Shinobi War.
But with Tsunade around, the childbirth concern was resolved.He and Sakumo would handle the battlefield, so that part didn't worry him.
"Don't worry," Tsunade said. "When the time comes, I'll handle it myself. If I'm unavailable, I'll assign the best medical ninja.""Even if a C-section is needed, I'll ensure both mother and child are safe."
Tsunade had no doubt—the brothers were insane together, but their bond ran deep.
"That's great. So when are you giving me a child?"
Now that the serious topic was over, Kawamine immediately switched back to mischief.
He stepped close and wrapped an arm around Tsunade's waist.
"Don't—this is a hospital. People might see."
Her half-hearted struggle and weak excuses did nothing to stop him.
"Later," she replied helplessly.
"And when exactly is 'later'?"Kawamine leaned to her ear and brushed her earlobe with his fingers.
Tsunade's face flushed instantly.
Just as he was about to push further—
—the office door opened.
"I didn't see anything."
It was Natsuki's voice, followed by the door slamming shut.
"What was that?!"
Outside, Sakumo stupidly reached for the door, and Natsuki slapped his hand away.
Inside, Tsunade finally escaped Kawamine's arms.
"I told you—this would be bad if someone saw! But you never listen!"
She smacked him lightly twice, looking more flirtatious than angry.
"It's fine. He's not an outsider," Kawamine said cheerfully.His sister-in-law saw it too—nothing to hide.
Realizing again how shameless he was, Tsunade rolled her eyes and returned to her desk.
"Alright, go home. I still have work."
Seeing no chance to gain further advantage, Kawamine stood up to leave.
Tsunade watched him silently, her cheeks still red.
"Remember what I said."
Kawamine smiled, opened the door, and walked out.
Sakumo and Natsuki were still waiting.
"I didn't interrupt anything, right?"Natsuki's eyes burned with gossip flames.
"No. Let's head home," Kawamine said, unwilling to explain their flirting.
He snapped his fingers and disappeared.
"I told you not to wait for that little brat!"Sakumo jumped in frustration.
"Ugh, we waited for nothing."
"Haha! If you're so capable, you should teleport home too."
Natsuki laughed, took Sakumo's hand, and the couple walked home together.
My child must never be as stubborn as Sakumo, she thought.And definitely not as shameless as Kawamine.
Thinking of her future child having such a father and uncle, she silently prayed.
I hope he at least has a happy childhood…
Back home, Kawamine was still sitting at the stone table.The servant had already replaced the tea—very thoughtful.
At that moment, the ghost mastiff peeked from a corner, uneasy because it couldn't smell Natsuki at home.
"You dare show your face?"
Kawamine's moment with Tsunade had been interrupted earlier—now he had the perfect punching bag.
For the ghost mastiff, it was already too late.With its master gone, its life was in Kawamine's hands.
He defeated it instantly with Flying Thunder God,then picked it up like a cat.
"You're great! Show me more!"
He lifted the ghost mastiff to eye level, staring straight at it.
The dog looked away desperately.
"I'm in a good mood today, so I'll let you go.""I'm going to be an uncle soon."
"Next year, you'd better prepare the strongest lion cub for my nephew. Got it?"
Kawamine held the dog closer.
You're insane, the mastiff thought.Fine… breeding is better than dying.
"That's more like it. Hahaha!"
Kawamine tossed the beast aside and let out a lewd laugh.
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