Enel, sitting on his throne, had an annoyed look on his face. All of his damn priests were taken out, and those filthy Shandorians seemed to have gotten news of that and were beginning to attack.
He would deal with them later, but those sea dwellers had to go. He couldn't let them continue to rampage like that in his land. He was god, after all.
So, he would put an end to their bullshitery.
He wondered which group to attack first.
He paused a bit. He could feel something through his mantra—and no, it wasn't his teammates getting rawdogged by the Straw Hats (which, to be fair, they were getting their shit kicked in). No, it wasn't that.
The thing he sensed was different.
He frowned a bit...
Before vanishing in a burst of lightning.
POV change.
Luffy jumped in the air before landing on the Upper Yard.
"Where is he?" Luffy said. He swore he felt something here.
"What brings you to god's domain?" Enel appeared a couple of feet away from Luffy.
"To kick your ass." Wow. He was just so blunt with his words. Luffy was what Enel had sensed—he was running up to where Enel was, as if he was a man possessed, a man on a mission.
"How foolish, coming to your death," Enel said, looking down at Luffy.
"Do not believe just because you managed to defeat my priests that you can beat me. I am god. I am unbeatable." The man stared at his elemental counter.
"God or not, I don't care. You made Connie sad—and that enough of a reason to kick your ass," Luffy said with a grin.
Enel's frown rose. So this was it—the reason this mere mortal was willing to test the Divine was for this simple girl.
"How foolish of you." The man opened his arms and offered his chest.
"Though I suppose I should reward you... for making it this far. For five minutes, I will allow you to punch me. I will not fight back. After those five minutes are over, I will kill you," he said.
Luffy grinned.
"Five minutes. Don't regret it later."
"Do not worry, human. You cannot harm me."
Upon hearing that, Luffy coated his hand in Haki.
He stretched his hand out.
Then spun his hand, twisting it multiple times over.
Gum-Gum Rifle
As the attack was released, a light trace of fire could be seen around Luffy's fist as he slammed it into Enel's gut.
As his fist landed, a powerful gust of wind blew. The ground beneath Enel's feet shook, and massive cracks appeared.
Enel's eyes went white as blood flew out of his mouth.
His body was sent flying, smashing into a nearby wall with so much force that it shattered.
Luffy grinned a bit.
Enel weakly managed to get up. His guts had seen better days, but he didn't care. He stood up, his legs weak beneath him.
How was he hit?
He was lightning. He was supposed to be an unbeatable god, dammit.
Luffy blew air into his bones.
Gum-Gum Giant's Pistol
As Luffy launched another punch at Enel, the god dodged, teleporting away from the fight.
That attack would have defeated him.
"Didn't you say you were going to take them? Why run now... you scared?" Luffy could be really annoying when he wanted to, and looking at his face, Enel wanted nothing more than to strangle this piece of shit.
But he couldn't.
"How did you hit me? I am lightning—you shouldn't be able to touch me!" It didn't sound like a question but more like a demand. Luffy just smiled at him.
"I have Haki. I can hit Logia users. You're not gonna run away now, right?"
Goddammit, he was annoying.
Enel nodded. So, he had an ability that allowed him to hit him.
"No matter. Even if you can reach me... you cannot defeat me." The man dusted himself off before blitzing Luffy.
"Now die!"
El Thor
From the sky, a burst of lightning came down and struck Luffy. The rubber man didn't have time to react as the lightning slammed him down.
Enel jumped away, watching the smoke clear up. He was sure he caught a body.
As the smoke cleared—Luffy was still there.
He dodged?! was Enel's first thought. Was the Straw Hat really that fast?
Well then.
Thunder Dragon
He released a beam of electricity at Luffy. Shit was massive—looked like he was firing a big-ass Kamehameha wave.
It destroyed everything behind Luffy.
As the smoke vanished, Luffy was still there—this time looking confused.
He tilted his head to the side, like... was this supposed to do something?
Enel looked shocked. His 200-million-volt attack did nothing. His eyes popped out more, snot came out of his nose, his tongue stuck out of his mouth—he looked shocked as hell.
The fuck do you mean his attacks had no effect on this man?
A/N Luffy vs Enel...who win...