"I don't expect any pleasant surprises, as long as it's not a nasty shock!" Fu Xuan joked.
Selene: What are you talking about? This is the most, most, most normal-looking item out of the three!
...Meanwhile, in the kitchen.
Since he had never seen such colorful peppers, the Head Chef decided to handle them himself!
"Let's make scrambled eggs with peppers! Kids and elders all love it! They'll be so quiet while eating it!"
The Head Chef said, cracking eggs into a bowl and stirring them.
Afterward, the Head Chef began to personally chop the peppers.
"Huh? Why are these peppers black inside? Could they be spoiled?!"
The Head Chef said, pinching them with his hand, then sniffing them.
"They're not spoiled! But why are they this color?"
The Head Chef couldn't help but frown. He couldn't figure out why these peppers, which looked so colorful on the outside, were black inside!
"Oh dear! Master! Don't worry about it! These are new varieties after all! It's perfectly reasonable for the color to be a bit strange!" the Head Chef's apprentice said, patting his master's shoulder.
"You have a point!"
The Head Chef responded, then continued chopping the peppers.
But the more he chopped, the more he felt a burning sensation in his hands!
This made the Head Chef frown. With his many years of experience as a cook, these large peppers should not be spicy!
But... the fact that they could sting his hands was enough to indicate their spiciness!
"These new varieties really are different!"
The Head Chef exclaimed, then poured the eggs into the wok and began to stir-fry them! After they were cooked, he scooped them out, poured in fresh oil, and prepared to stir-fry the peppers.
However, when the Head Chef poured the peppers into the wok, a huge flame instantly ignited inside the iron pot!
It was normal for a wok to catch fire, due to the oil and water coming into contact!
But what the Head Chef couldn't understand was why the fire was black?!
..."Cough, cough, cough! You two! Your processed dish is ready!"
A black-faced uncle walked out of the kitchen, carrying a plate of scrambled eggs with peppers.
For a moment, Selene and Fu Xuan were stunned.
The Head Chef didn't explain. After placing the dish on the table, he turned and went back to the kitchen to wash his face!
"Master? Will it wash off?"
"It won't wash off! What kind of peppers were those?!"
"Master, do you want to try scrubbing it with a steel wool pad? Maybe it'll come off!"
"I'll scrub your *****! Do I still want my face?!"
"Master, didn't you say you have thick skin? It should be fine!"
Head Chef: ...This apprentice is hopeless... "This? Is this the dish you sent for processing?" Fu Xuan asked with some uncertainty, pointing at the plate of black, unidentifiable objects in front of her.
Selene: Ah, this.
"If nothing unexpected happened, it should be. Should I try it first?" Selene said, reaching for it.
However, as soon as her chopsticks extended, they were intercepted midway by Fu Xuan.
"Let This Meow do it... I don't want to see someone foaming at the mouth again!"
Fu Xuan said, picking up a piece of black pepper and putting it in her mouth to taste.
As for Selene, she had already started asking the system what was going on!
However, the system's explanation was that these peppers were meant to be eaten raw, but some clever person insisted on processing them!
Selene: ...Why didn't you say so earlier.
System: You didn't ask, and besides, I didn't expect anyone to process them.
"Silly Selene, these peppers taste pretty good. Sweet and spicy."
After eating a bite of pepper, Fu Xuan found that there was no strange taste.
This made Selene a little surprised. She didn't expect that the dish, even after becoming like this, was still edible! And it even tasted good!
Although Selene was a bit skeptical, it was Fu Xuan who said it herself!
Fu Xuan didn't seem to have lied to her before, right? And Sister Fu Xuan is a saint! Saints don't lie!
Thinking this, Selene picked up a piece of pepper with her chopsticks and put it into her mouth.
As for Fu Xuan, she began to ponder what Selene meant by calling her a saint just now?!
..."Ugh! Why is this so bitter and spicy?! Where's the sweetness you promised?"
After chewing a few times, Selene decisively spat it out! It was simply too unpalatable!
"Pfft!" Seeing Selene put on a pained expression, Fu Xuan really couldn't hold back!
"Oh! You actually lied to This Meow! And This Meow trusted you so much!"
Seeing Fu Xuan mock her, Selene immediately got a little angry, her cheeks puffing up! And she swore in her heart that if she ever easily trusted Fu Xuan again, she would be an idiot!
"No, no, no! This Meow didn't laugh at you! This Meow just thought of something happy!"
"And This Meow didn't lie to you! These peppers really are sweet with a hint of spice. Perhaps you were just unlucky and happened to get a bitter one!" Fu Xuan explained, forcing herself to hold back her laughter.
"Really?" Selene was half-convinced.
After all, the system description said that these sweet peppers tasted as sweet as honey!
And if it was really bitter, Fu Xuan wouldn't have been able to swallow it, right?!
With that thought, Selene picked up another piece of pepper and put it into her mouth... Seeing this, Fu Xuan covered her mouth and turned her head away, unable to bear watching any longer!
Mainly, she was afraid she wouldn't be able to stop laughing! Why could a cat be so silly?! Or was it that she really trusted This Meow too much?!
"Ugh! So bitter!"
"Fu Xuan! You're finished tonight!"
...In the afternoon, in the Archives.
Selene sat in her seat, her face clearly showing her unhappiness!
As for the reason, it all came from the system.
Logically speaking, since Fu Xuan ate the peppers, her mission should have been completed, right?!
But the system insisted that because the peppers were stir-fried, their original taste changed, and the special effect also acted on the chef, so the mission was deemed incomplete!
Naturally, Selene was very unconvinced by this! The main reason was that she didn't want that "Easy to Topple" physique!
In the end, the system got a headache from Selene's nagging and finally compromised! It chose to give both the reward and the punishment!
Selene: ...What the heck!
And so, Selene "as she wished" gained the ability to breathe while kissing, and also acquired the "Easy to Topple" physique!
It wasn't a loss, it was a huge loss!
..."Huh? Why do you look so unhappy, you rascal?" Qing Que had just walked into the Archives when she saw Selene's dejected expression.
"Sigh! It's a long story!" Selene sighed deeply, feeling her cat life was plunged into darkness.
She had clearly planned out how things would be in the future, but now it seemed there was no hope!
"Oh dear! Don't frown! Look what good stuff I brought!" Qing Que said, taking out a brand new card table from her storage space.
...Oh dear, oh dear! It's such a pity! The urge for updates didn't reach three thousand early this morning! So I can only do three chapters! I'm really so sad! Hehehe!
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