Fu Xuan, who was stir-frying in the kitchen, asked, "Ah? What does she want to do? What does she need to prepare?"
Could it be... this guy is trying to get revenge on This Meow?!
On the other side, Selene had already started checking out the special category in the System Mall to see what kind of items were being sold.
The System just said to randomly purchase three items and give them to three different people!
When Selene opened the special category, the first thing that caught her eye was a photo of a pill. To the right of the photo was an arrow, and below it was the pill's description.
"[Huh? Does this special category only display one item at a time?]"
Selene wondered inwardly, while also looking at the pill's name and description!
It has to be said, this System was very thoughtful! Fearing that she wouldn't recognize Xianzhou characters, it even provided pinyin!
The name of this first item was 'Hao Yun Dan' (Good Luck Pill).
Selene was delighted when she saw the name! A Good Luck Pill! Just by the name, she knew it was a pill that could bring good luck!
However, Selene quickly realized something was wrong!
Hao Yun Dan was the name she had just pieced together using pinyin. After looking at the Xianzhou characters below, Selene's mouth twitched violently!
What the hell was this 'Good Luck Pill'?! It was a 'pregnancy pill'!
Then, Selene's gaze fell upon the pill's description.
pregnancy pill: As the name suggests, after taking it, one can become 'pregnant'! Of course, this is not a real pregnancy, but rather allows one to experience the process of pregnancy!
After taking this pill, you will experience the hardships of a pregnant woman's ten months within one hour!
This pill is very suitable for gifting to others! Everyone who has tried it says it's good!
Below is a five-star review from a user: 'Boss? Do you want this pregnancy?'
After reading the description, Selene's mouth twitched even more violently! What kind of bizarre item was this! It was too outrageous!
Forget it, forget it! This Meow should look at other items! This thing definitely can't be bought!
Thinking this, Selene selected the right-side arrow, and the item before her instantly changed!
[Qigong Roasted Sweet Potato]
This sweet potato has a rich aroma and excellent taste! Most importantly! After eating it! You can use 'Qigong'!
Below is a five-star review from a user: 'This 'Qigong' is too powerful! It has huge destructive power! And it's an area attack! Everyone who has used it has to say it's good!'
Selene frowned slightly. This sweet potato seemed quite normal, but this Qigong? Was it legitimate?
Selene was skeptical about this, after all, her mall was the 'Joyful Edition', so could anything in it be legitimate?
However, Selene didn't think too much about it. Anyway... she wasn't going to eat it herself! Heheheh... Then, Selene switched items again, and this time, a red chili pepper appeared! The chili pepper looked similar to a bell pepper.
[Sweet Chili Pepper]
This chili pepper tastes sweeter than honey in your mouth! It will make people feel happy! At the same time, in addition to the sweetness, we have also specially retained the original spiciness of the chili pepper! It tastes sweet and spicy, which is very delicious! And it also has unexpected effects!
Below is a five-star review from a user: 'It's delicious, but it's easy to turn black in the face...'
Selene: This chili pepper also seems pretty good! But that unexpected effect... there must be a problem!
Thinking this, Selene clicked the arrow again.
But after this click, the item did not refresh; instead, a prompt popped up:
Sorry, there are no more items for now!
Selene: ???
[System, are you scamming This Meow again?!]
[Host, how can this be called a scam? Didn't Ben System say? Choose any three! Ben System made it very clear!]
[But you only have three items! How can This Meow choose?!]
[That's right! Haven't Ben System gathered three items? At least you don't have to buy only one type of item, right? Isn't that a choice?]
Selene: ??? It feels like there's a hint of logic to that?
While Selene was arguing with the System, Fu Xuan walked out of the kitchen, carrying fragrant dishes.
But Selene was passionately bickering with the System and didn't notice this!
Therefore... her cat head was knocked again by Fu Xuan!
"Still not coming to eat? Do you want This Meow to invite you?"
Fu Xuan said irritably.
"Coming!"
"Go wash your cat paws!"
"Meow~"
"Being cute is useless! Go wash quickly!"
Selene: ...
The next morning, Fu Xuan skillfully picked up Selene's jade amulet, preparing to set an alarm for her.
However, Fu Xuan remembered that the alarm seemed useless yesterday, so she decided... to set several alarms! To see if Little one would get up!
Next, Fu Xuan set a total of twenty alarms on Selene's jade amulet!
From 8:20 to 8:40! One every minute! It could be said to be foolproof!
"Hmph! This time! This Meow will see if you can still sleep?"
Fu Xuan let out a disdainful snort, looking at the ball of fur on the bed, and finally resisted the urge to pet it.
After routinely boiling eggs in the pot, Fu Xuan went to the Divination Commission...
At 8:20, the alarm rang on time!
Selene groggily opened her eyes, picked up her jade amulet, and squinted at the alarm and the displayed time, pressing 'off'.
"Mmm! This Meow will just snooze for one minute!"
Selene murmured, closed her eyes, and fell back into slumber.
One minute later... the alarm rang again!
Selene: ??? Huh? Didn't This Meow turn it off?
Selene wondered, picked up the jade amulet, and looked at it again, finding the time was 8:21.
She casually turned off the alarm and told herself internally to snooze until 8:30! She would definitely get up!
However... a minute passed, and the alarm rang again!
Selene: ??? There's more?
This time, she was completely awake! Most of her sleepiness had disappeared!
She sat up from the bed in a daze and opened the alarm app on her jade amulet!
Only then did Selene realize that some deranged person! Had set more than a dozen alarms on her jade amulet! And they rang every minute!
At the same time, inside the Divination Commission.
Fu Xuan, who was working, suddenly picked up her jade amulet and checked the time, as if remembering something.
"Hmm? It's 8:25, that Little one should be awake by now, right?"
Fu Xuan murmured, a faint smile appearing at the corner of her mouth.
"Meow~" The silly cat sent a message.
Silly Cat: Setting so many alarms?! Does This Meow not get to sleep?!
Fu Xuan: It's time to go to work, you lazy cat.
Silly Cat: ...
Fu Xuan: If you're late again today, you'll be punished to clean the toilets with Qingque!
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