Gohan began training with Piccolo. This ability was so unique. I could see and feel everything Gohan was seeing and feeling when I concentrated. This ability wasn't present with any of the women. It must really be only unique to my offspring. Looks like I have some procreating to do. Kaine thought.
Kaine spectated as Gohan parried all of Piccolo's attacks mimicking Chi Chi and His fighting styles while slowly integrating some of Piccolo's own technique in as well. How is this possible? Not only is the brat smart but he's learning as he fights! Piccolo thought. The namekian took his weighted clothing off to better combat the hybrid Saiyan. They were evenly matched. Kaine momentarily piloted Gohan and fought Piccolo in his body. This whole experience feels surreal. Kaine thought.
He stepped back into his own body. He also noticed that his body continued doing what its current objective was. Even when he was out of body. This shit felt like an AFK tycoon. I could do stuff in two different vessels at the same time. This is cheating. Kaine thought. The Saiyan kept running and made it to King Kai's planet.
The Saiyan crashlanded on the planet. DAMN THIS IS PRETTY HEAVY! Kaine thought. He had done some gravity training but the highest he had gone was 3 times. My Chi is stronger than Goku's after his training. If I can hone my physical ability then my gains will be unimaginable. Kaine thought excitedly. Kaine got to his feet, straining his body to get up properly. He still had his weighted clothing on and didn't plan on taking it off to force his body to grow to greater heights. He looked and saw a monkey walking around in the distant. Bubbles! Kaine thought.
Bubbles, Michael Jackson's- I mean..... King Kai's pet monkey. Bubbles was the only person here so Kaine Monkey'd around with him for a bit until King Kai caught him lacking. Alright that's enough, who are you? King Kai said. You're King Kai! Kaine exclaimed. King Kai, Kai of the north quadrant of the universe. A jokester and creator of the Kaioken and Spirit Bomb. The North Kai started making some corny jokes. I almost want to go back to my corporate job in the old world. No I don't. Kaine realized. HAHAHA! He started laughing like it was Jeff Bezos at a function.
King Kai asked the Saiyan to make a joke and he remembered what option he picked in Dbz kakarot. WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! King Kai hit the Ishowspeed emote in real time. The Saiyan started his training. He went and caught bubbles but his fatass got hungry so they took a lunch break. A Lliteral Fucking Grasshopper named Gregory helped him with his next test. Kaine had to chase Gregory and hit him with a heavy ass hammer. After 3 hours of bullshit Kaine finally hit Gregory and they sat down and had dinner with King Kai. Over the next coming months the saiyan managed to learn how to use the Kaioken technique. His heart wasn't pure enough to use the spirit bomb so he focused on increasing his endurance and physical capability to use a higher level of Kaioken. His power had increased many times over. King Kai gave him a fresh new set of clothes but his black shirt had the kai's emblem on the back.
The Saiyan began his descent back to earth by running back on snakeway. Back on earth he piloted Gohan and sensed the Saiyan's Ki. Oh these niggas in trouble. Kaine thought. Author's Note: I'm still black. Vegeta and Nappas Chi combined couldn't hold a candle to mine. Unfortunately they nuked a fucking city. I will get back for all the folks that got slimed in that random ass city. Kaine thought. Gohan's memories merged with his and he got caught up to speed. Gohan had surpassed Piccolo. And Piccolo was far stronger. The Halfbreed's potential and the stronger Piccolo had made them both stronger.
Krillin landed by Piccolo and Gohan. Gohan! I thought your mom was training you to fight the saiyans. Krillin said. She did but she sent me to train under piccolo to learn his techniques. Gohan responded. Krillin's Ki was larger than Raditz's. They conversated and eventually the Saiyans arrived. They're here, Piccolo said in a serious voice. Gohan looked up, sensing Nappa and Vegeta's Ki. They all got into a fighting stance getting ready for a fight. Power levels 1000, 1400 and 1100. Weaklings, how did they lose to Raditz? Nappa asked. They are suppressing their power Nappa. Vegeta said, taking off his scouter. Lets use the saibamen to test their power. 6 cabbage head alien fucks sprouted from the ground ready for action tryna intimidate the group but They ain't know they was lowkey about to get smoked by us. Kaine thought.
The Earth defenders sprung into action and quickly dispatched the Saibamen in no time at all, the others arrived. Tien! Chiaotzu! Krillin exclaimed. Get on your guard guys, these guys are pretty strong. Krillin Said. Yamcha showed up a second later. Did I miss anything? He asked. The group had quick introductions to each other. Guys this is Gohan, Kaine's Son. He explained. Nice to meet you all. Gohan said. They re-entered combat after everyone introduced each other. Tien beat the breaks off a saibamen. Finishing him off with an elbow to its gut.
Seeing a bald nigga beat up his cabbage baby lowkey pissed the short saiyan off and he slimed the little bastard for no reason. I'll handle this. Yamcha said. Yamcha stepped up to the plate next. This shit wasn't gonna go too well. Kaine said. The Z fighter seemingly dispatched his opponent with a Kamehameha. Looks like I should take care of the other green guys myself. Yamcha said, turning his back to the crater he just formed. Oh shit YAMCHA LOOKOUT! Gohan yelled, panicked. A saibaman leaped onto him and nuked his ass. The half Saiyan could only stare from a distance. Damn! That is unfortunate. Kaine thought.
That shit made Krillin livid so he lowkey Unleashed a Level 7 finisher on them. SCATTER KAMEHAMEHA! Krillin exclaimed. Destroying a majority of the Saibamen. One tried to spring out from the crevice and attack Gohan but Piccolo caught the lil green man lacking and obliterated him. Piccolo engaged with Nappa in combat. The Namekian appeared to have the Saiyan on the ropes. You will feel the terrifying power of the great Nappa! Nappa yelled. He powered up even further. The other Z fighters started sweating at the Ki they were sensing from the bald Saiyan. Gohan stared on with curiosity. His power matches my own. He thought. Piccolo was the greater fighter but Nappa outmuscled him in both overall power. The former Saiyan general kicked him in the chest and cracked one of his ribs.
You okay piccolo? Gohan asked him seriously. Nappa started charging his Ki but we stood firm. Chiaotzu tried countering with psychic powers but got sent into a mountain. Nappa engaged Tien first and he tried to block but Nappa ripped his hand clean off in one attack. AGHHHHH!!! Tien yelled. The Triclops tried to charge an attack in the air but got speed blitzed by Nappa and knocked back to the ground.
Chiaotzu attached himself to Nappa's back with explosive intentions. Goodbye Tien. Chiaotzu said weakly. NO! CHIAOTZU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Tien yelled. Nappa tried to shake him off but Chiaotzu suicide bombed himself, nuking Nappa in the process. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, Nappa Is NOT Yamcha so that did Jackshit to both his outfit and himself. Tien lost his temper and went ape shit on Nappa but he was still too slow for the bald Giant. They tried the multiform technique but Nappa was far too strong on his own. Gohan went to help Tien and he had one last hurrah and hit Nappa with a tribeam. It did more damage than Chiaotzu. Unfortunately Tien Shinhan Died of Exhaustion. Vegeta told Nappa to call off the fight for 3 hours so we waited. Nappa got bored and slimed the military.
Kaine moved back to his body and noticed that he made it to the check in station. Kaine! Quickly! Kami said, teleporting the Saiyan back to earth and on the way down he grabbed some Senzu beans from Korin. He then flew his way to Nappa and Vegeta.
GOHAN'S POV
Piccolo tried to grab his tail and suffered a bad head injury from Nappa's big ass elbow. Mr. Piccolo are you alright? DAMN YOU! Gohan yelled. He charged his Ki and charged towards Nappa kicking him in the jaw and punching him in the face multiple times. What the hell? Nappa thought, suprised. Power level 7000? This thing must be busted. Vegeta said, seeing the child's power level spike for a moment. Krillin charged in with Gohan helping him out. Nappa tried to engage the two and found it easy to push off the Bald Dwarf but this child blocked and countered each of his attacks with devastating precision. He swung his hulking arms around but couldn't hit the fast kid one time. STAND STILL BRAT! Gohan didn't respond and countered by kicking Nappa in the face before landing more punches across the lumbering Saiyan's face. NAPPA WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Vegeta yelled angrily.
Krillin stepped back and charged a Destructo disk and threw that shit straight at Nappa's head. DODGE NAPPA! Vegeta exclaimed. The disk managed to graze his face. YOU SCARRED MY FACE EARTHLING! YOU'RE GONNA PAY! Nappa yelled. He chucked a bomber DX at Krillin, chucking him into the air. He tried to finish him off but got blasted in the back by Piccolo. Pause. The fighters all suddenly sensed Kaine's Ki.
SOMETHINGS COMING THIS WAY NAPPA! A power level of Ten thousand is coming this way! Vegeta yelled. TEN THOUSAND! Nappa yelled. We can just kill this Namekian, Namek should have dragon balls. Vegeta said. Piccolo run! Gohan yelled, kicking Nappa away. DAMN YOU BRAT! Nappa yelled. He looked towards the downed Namekian and decided he'd do what Vegeta asked and make the annoying Brat suffer. He charged a bomber Dx shooting it towards Piccolo. The Namek couldn't dodge and ended up taking the full brunt of the attack. After the smoke cleared Gohan looked in shock as Piccolo fell to the ground. D....Dammit. Piccolo said, collapsing. PICCOLO! I guess I wasn't strong enough. Piccolo said. He fell to the ground and his Ki faded away completely. Awww too bad kid. Nappa said mockingly.
Kaine felt great fury. This pussy bitch boy slimed my green homie for no fucking reason. If this bastard craved battle then battle would be his grave. He thought. RAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! Kaine yelled charging his Ki to the roof. Power level, Fifteen Thousand? Vegeta Yelled. Nappa watch out! Vegeta Said. Nappa turned back to see the raging hybrid headbutt him in the forehead. ARRGGGHHH!! Nappa gripped his bald head in immense pain with one hand. He tried to block the child's punch with his other but felt his radius and ulna snap as the child's fist made contact with his forearm. The child punched him in the gut and uppercutted him before spiking him to the ground once again. He got on top of the brute and started punching the injured Saiyan in the face repeatedly, drawing blood and caving his face into the ground. The child jumped into the air and charged a ki blast at the defeated foe. MASENKOO!!!!! Gohan yelled. AUGGHHHH!!!!! The bald Saiyan was reduced to atoms immediately.
Kaine showed up landing between Gohan and Vegeta switching back to his Body. It's Kaine! Krillin said. Well I was beginning to think you would never show up, Kakarot. Vegeta said in a haughty tone. The Saiyan ignored him and looked around the battlefield at all the dead bodies. Judging by the fact your homeboy I was sensing is dead. My son killed him. If you didn't hurt anybody then I'm giving you the opportunity to leave this planet. Kaine said as a matter of fact. HAHAHA! You think you can intimidate a royal saiyan elite like me? Vegeta said haughtily.
So It's death. Kaine said, nearly interrupting him. Let's go to a nearby mountain to duke it out. I'd rather not fight around my dead homeboys. Right you are, this field's littered with trash. Vegeta said. I hate you. Kaine said. Krillin, Gohan, go home. I'll handle this bullshit myself. He said to the two. The pair flew in the opposite direction. Vegeta and Kaine started flying. They flew to the wasteland and the Saiyan began charging his Ki. Ten Thousand, Fifteen Thousand, Twenty, 30….. CRASH! His scouter exploded. 50,000 thousand power level. His chi increased 10 times over in just a year. What training did he go under in the land above? Android 21 asked, watching the battle being broadcasted by her drone from her lab. I don't know but he's definitely going to kick that Vegeta Guys butt. Bulma said enthusiastically. This scouter must be broken! THERE IS NO SAIYAN STRONGER THAN ME! THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS! Vegeta yelled. Oh you don't think you're ready? Too bad. I hate you nigga let's die. Kaine said emotionlessly.
Power Levels
Kaine (Post King Kai Training): 50,000
King Kai: 3500
Piccolo (Post Training): 6000
Gohan (Post Training): 7000
Krillin (Post Training): 1,800
Krillin: 1800
Nappa: 7000 (4000 is commonly suggested to be Nappa's power level but in the anime, what this story follows, Vegeta is somewhat appaled the Nappa cannot handle Goku at a power level of 8000. Plus Goku finds it necessary to blitz Nappa using Kaioken in order to save Gohan and Krillin despite how power levels work suggesting Goku should be twice Nappa's speed in base alone.) If that doesn't convince you then its my story so fuck you.
Vegeta: 18000