Some days ago, at Edward's warehouse, we thought we saw him lying on a bed, bandaged on his torso and leg where the explosive had detonated. He had a book on his face, while his mask, which had a crack, was on a desk. He was just calmly and quietly musing over our thoughts.
"It's easy to find me, Vox. He controls almost all the TVs in Hell..." He said, so we could see the TV in the corner of the warehouse, destroyed with a baseball bat on it. He didn't care; there were already too many people after him. "Let's just work with what I earned..." He said, getting into a lotus position, causing the book to fall and revealing his fair skin and gray eyes.
Elsewhere,
In a huge tower with three V's, we imagined hearing something violent happening inside. This was Valentino, the porn industry overlord's café.
"I want that sinner dead!" He yelled into the phone while grabbing a pair of pistols from a cabinet, simultaneously shooting a TV displaying the exact scene of Edward cutting down an angel.
"What the hell is going on?" Said a being with a TV head, walking in and seeing the chaos. "Some nobody attacked MY angel!" Valentino screamed at Vox, who raised an eyebrow as a hologram appeared in front of him, showing a summary of the incident.
"Relax, Val, he's just some loser who doesn't know what he's getting into. Now, tell me, do you know what to do with him when you catch him?" He asked his colleague. "Kill him?" He said simply. "No! You'll torture him until he begs for any form of mercy, then you'll steal his soul, and then! Boom! A new toy for you~" Vox said maliciously, making Valentino smile.
A few days later,
We could see Edward in his warehouse, walking with difficulty up the wall but remaining somewhat stable.
"Come on, Edward, focus on the equal distribution of chakra on the soles of your feet, not too much, not too little..." He said, separating his hands, which were previously together to maintain focus on the control, then calmly bringing them back together.
[S-Level Mission! A name difficult to erase!]
"What the hell? You drop this bomb out of nowhere? I'm weak, man..." He said indignantly at the system, yet still a little hopeful.
[The Overlord of the porn industry, Valentino, is after you for your actions against Angel Dust in the turf war. A reward of 250,000 dollars has been placed on your head, alive.]
Rewards: Two surprise summoning contracts, increase in chakra reserve (half-blood Uzumaki level).
"...OH, YOU SON OF A BITCH-"
Later,
We saw Edward jumping from building to building on the streets, the chakra in his legs giving him a boost.
"I just wanted a day off..." He said, his mask forming a cartoonishly sad face. But that peace soon ended as he clutched his shoulder in pain, looking in one direction to see a sinner with a gun still smoking from use.
"I'm going to drown you... Like a bag of puppies..." The sinner said. Edward then took a kitchen knife from his inventory and threw it at the sinner, who luckily dodged. But with the increase in chakra speed, Edward appeared in front of him, grabbing him by the throat and looking him straight in the eyes. "I'm gonna ask you a few questions, okay?"
A few minutes later,
We could see Edward covered in a black goo, calmly holding a pair of scissors in one hand and the sinner's body in the other.
"Well, bags of sinners are after me. I just have to kill every one of them and cut off Valentino's balls... As if that's easy to do..." He said, picking up the dead sinner's gun to check the number of bullets, then sighing and looking in one direction, but shooting in the opposite direction. A dull thud was heard. "Bitches, I'm a Carioca from Rio de Janeiro..." He said, using chakra in his legs to reach a rooftop to look around, but soon, he started musing about the day.
"I knew that measuring contest with that angel slut was going to screw me over..." He said, starting to jump from building to building with an unnatural calm. "The war... Heaven and Hell, the princess didn't go after concrete information about redemption, she just went after Heaven with dreams, she didn't even have the audacity to study the subject, and worst of all, she declared war on Heaven AND gave angels to the cannibals, but nooooo 'I'm a little princess and everything is solved with rainbows and silly songs,' for God's sake, I know this is a series but MAN that's too much..." He said, dodging a bullet by a thread, then shooting three times and hearing nothing. "Wait a minute... What area of the Pentagram am I in?" He said, looking at the buildings. "Oh... Shit..." He said, seeing he was in Cannibal Town and looking around to notice some of the natives starting to surround him. "Well... Wanna dance?"